1. 50

    You the man!

    Born to be male.
  2. 50

    Found you!

    You came here from a link on a search engine. Well done.
  3. 50

    Oooh, looks like a lady!

    Grabbed by the puss..
  4. 100

    Happy Birthday!

    It's the day of your birth. Happy that.
  5. 100

    Mr. Hands

    *insert Abe Simpson gif*
  6. 200

    Fuck, that's a lot of posts!

    50k posts and nothing but cats.