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    Yes please, but not in a gay way.....unless.....no, no gay please. But yes. Yes. Yes, indeed, if you know what I mean.
    Apparently peppermint tea before bed can help you sleep. I will try some and report back okay mate.

    This is serious.

    Also, I'm watching Collateral with Tom Cruise and his suit is grey.
    Well that's a shame. What a shame. Still, when your dog kisses your ear is sounds like this "klsshhchcshkllkllkkcschlkcshklccschkok"
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Oh, Steve. You are one fucking funny motherfucker.

    I painted my front door with gloss and it looks like a spacker has drunk green paint and licked my door to put the paint on. I now had to get a painter and decorator in to sand it down and start again. I made him a coffee. I painted my fence and this was a great success.

    Hey, man. Maybe you could come round and help? We could paint the rest of the fence and drink coffee and eat crisps (hahhahaah). We could then sip some wine on my new chairs (when I buy them) admiring our work.

    I'm so tired, bro. I'm going to put some comfy clothes on and watch a film. I have a Twix in my cupboard, and, in a little while, I'm going to go to town on that byyyaatch.

    My finger also hurts.
    Hey...jab, jab..jab..? jab jab jab jab....jab.....jab....hey man.

    Guess what?


    Basically, right on Saturday my mate across the road (Russell) said he was going to dig these plants up, right? So I asked to help and he made me polish my car...? This is now clean. It's so clean.

    Anyway......(for heaven's sake!!!!!!!)

    He was digging up these plants so I helped. We were out there from 10:36 am to 8:15pm. It was amazing. The laughs we shared hahahahahhhahahhaa!!!!!

    So anyway today I didn't go in to work (neither did he) but not in a gay way. We went shopping and bought slate for his and my patio / front lawn.

    Stay with me here as I'm skipping large sections of this story!

    Anyway, now our lawns are great and the slutty woman from down the way has a thing for Russell. Ugh, this would make more sense if you joined Russell and I on Friday for a drink.

    I'll see you then, man. i'll see you then...
    The land lord say your rent is late
    He may have to litigate
    Don't worry, be happy
    Look at me I am happy

    I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. :stonk
    Did Boxed Ears reply to your visitor message?

    He's usually very good. You can chase him here if you'd like?

    It's warm, but not hot. There are clouds blocking the sun, and some of the heat is henceforth not reaching me. :conf

    No, wait. Sun's out now.

    Edit: blocked by a cloud again, it'll be back out in 2 minutes 14 seconds.
    yeah, your portuguese is not that bad...it needs to be polished though haha
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