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    La la la, di da da. La la, di da da da dum.

    5 pints today, of highcliffe and landlord thought it was good at the time, hadnt drunk alcholol in 4-6 months. a long time anyway. But relapsed today Pointless drinks, pointless life, pointless living Whats the point in life, Bought a piano last week. What a waste of fucking money. Played...
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    Anyone ever started crying on a date

    Met this woman in the cask ale bar on Friday a week ago Had just deadlifted 2.5x my body weight for 5 reps so feeling like a beast I always stop by for a cask ale after deadlifts- replacing the nutrients Had 3 pints of American Amber. Dunno the brewery but it was incredible as I’m sure you can...
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    It's over for me now

    Just got another funding application rejected which means its over for me now When i run out of money at christmas, when its a cold day ill swim out to sea and hopefully the cold will make me pass out so i drown without realising it When I watched Tyson Fury get up in the 12th against Wilder...
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    AJs team/entourage

    Holy fucking shit ffs Does he even know all their names? Whenever you buy a PPV or spend money associated to Joshua, just remember you are paying for the salary of this many hangers on Remember that when you have the choice. Alternatively you could spend that £20 in a great cask ale pub and...
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    40mins away from giving a presentation for €200k

    Got a presentation at 13:10 for €200k to find research to start up a business Waiting outside the room now and they’ve got all the cunts going in 1 by 1 These assessors are so fucking smug and I bet they have no fucking class Problem is there’s no cask ale to calm me down and I don’t know how...
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    Testicular Atrophy

    Anyone suffered with this Think I've got it Recently noticed that one of my testicles is fucking tiny. It's about the size of a small grape, while the other one is pushing on the size of a small egg. Sometimes it feels literally 5-6x the size of the small one. I always had one bigger than the...
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    Sky pundit contract negotiation

    With Bellew retired now, SKY have a mass of ex boxers all of whom are hungry for money and celebrity opportunities, so will be desperate to keep themselves in the spotlight. Tonight they had 4 fucking commentators, what's next? Do they keep growing the old boys club and have a set of 3...
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    Big V shows off his endless talents

    This is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen 3:30 is fucking insane. At least he's in tune unlike that other downie singing at the start, but his accent is fucking outrageous. He sounds like a drunk japanese stroke victim. I don't know whether I am seeing this in reality or whether...
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    How many women have you cheated on

    Was supposed to post this thread 2 weeks ago but the forum is so shit that it took 2 weeks to get access Right now I’m fucking 4 different women: 1 Chinese professor, 30, hot but small tits and skinny, doesn’t like rough sex so much but also very loyal, gets shitfaced after 1 pint of cask ale...
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    What should I do this evening?

    Go to the pub and drink cask ale Stay home and play Dota 2 Or ring up the blonde milf and go round hers and plough her Someone tell me what to do
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    Need a new phone

    Had 7 pints of Thornbridge Melba last night. Was a great cask ale but at 6% it was one too many Then went for a philly cheese steak sandwich and lost my phone, keys to my bikelock and swimming goggles that i JUST BOUGHT THE SAME DAY Tracked the phone down on the icloud website and it says its...
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    I'm living the fucking dream

    3:30pm went swimming in the lake, nice 23C and sunny as fuck here 5pm had phone interview for a job in san francisco, fucked it up only because the cunt clearly was a lager lout 7:30pm, went round this MILFs house and fucked her unprotected twice 9:30pm picked up sushi from using that...
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    No IFL round up with Eddie

    Was in the cask ale bar tonight and was browsing youtube and noticed theres no big event round up with Nando Eddie on IFL. Had 4 pints of St Austell Tribute and it was amazing. Gravity pour and fresh as fuck But anyway, Do you reckon Eddie has fucked Kugan off? I was really fucking disappointed...
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    Women who watch porn

    Been round this milfs house about 5 times so far, took some whisky last time which went down well. Had sex loads each time, picked her up and fucked her on the table and against the wall. She is solid 10/10. Met her by drinking cask ale which should teach you lager louts a thing or two But...
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    About to head out

    Heading round this MILFs house in about 40mins Malt loaf is in the oven right now, will be still warm when I get there Will also stop round the cask ale bar on the way to get a 2 pint cartoon of ale to drink at hers. Hope they have a nice reddish or brown ale on. Hope it won't snow this...
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    How do I turn a one night stand into another one

    Met this girl at the cask ale bar She works at the same company I do except in a different building She’s 10/10 solid milf Anyway I had sex with her last night and this morning Then I left at 9:30am and I was hungover as fuck How do I contact her so I can have sex with her again in about 2...
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    Britains next PM thread

    In this thread we post photos of Our Nige drinking cask ale. Because only a man who is a cask ale disciple will have the intelligence and fortitude to reverse the degeneration of the UK. I'll start. This ones a great pic of Our Nige with a nice standard Proper Job from St Austell. Unfortunately...
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    Can someone recommend me over the counter drugs for anxiety

    Got my meeting with the quack in the mental hospital on the 18th so I'm doing my research on stuff I can take to try before he puts me on paxil or some other mental shit that will fuck me up for life I've been cycling between a pint of cask ale, shot of whisky or glass of wine for the last 2...
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    Went to the doctor for help with my suicidal depression this week

    First time I went was 6 years ago but I only went and then decided to make up another story about why I booked so I didnt have to say i wanted to kill myself. Anyway I went there and got blood tests done and my heart checked. Thought it would come back bad since I sank 5 pints of cask ale 36...
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    Suicide

    Came the closest I’ve ever been to suicide this week. I bought some sleeping pills, then went and had a few cask ales and then at about 11:30pm said I was going home But actually what I did was I went to the sea and lied down on a bench next to the water with the pills. My plan was to fall...