Adults who say they don't like vegetables

mandela

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Was going to put this in the 'Things that annoy me thread' but #2thread10posts etc.

These cunts...fuck me...they do my head in. Any adult who claims to dislike all vegetables (the food, not the afflicted)really are bastards.

Some of them even boast about it, ffs.

All the variety in tastes and textures and all that shit...it's literally impossible to dislike them all.

My Dad's wife is kinda like this. She was stayiing with us for a few weeks there and i swear to fuck, it was like feeding a fuckin todler. Even when we went out for meals, the humming and hawing over the menu.
 
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Yep. My nephew is weird as fuck about food in general. Eat's near enough the same handful of things every week. If you put a plate of food in front of him that had so much as a carrot on it he'd nearly faint.
 

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May 14, 2013
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Cunt in law would not eat an vegetables when with us. Fat fucker got told to go on a diet before he could have a knee replacement. He fucked that idea off, complained and waited it out til they gave him one anyway. Guy was obese. Embarrassing knowing him.

After his knee replacement he lived with us for 5/6 month. I'm not a great cook, but I can turn out a nice meal and always try to make it healthy. With three young boys you've got to put the hard work in to keep them eating right and enjoying good food. I'd make us a good meal, load of veg and quality meat. Send his plate up to him, hear him complain. The plate would come down later on and he'd never touch the veg. Obviously started having a lot of salads in that period just to fuck him off more. He once complained about getting veg so the next time I cooked I just put a few spoonfuls of brown rice on his plate and sent it up, I'd done a chilli (magic meal for hiding veg).

He'd got the takeaways on speed dial. Cunt fucked himself though because he struggled with stairs and I made sure no one would go to the door to take it meaning he'd have to come get it himself and it'd take him that long they'd often fuck off.

Total baby that cunt.
 
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I was never a big fan of vegetables until the last few years. I'd eat peas and spuds like but its only the last few years where I've got a taste for cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower etc. Carrots and Parsnips are a legit combination man.
 
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Dazl1212

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May 16, 2013
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I'm not a fan of the leafy greens but I eat them because they're good for you. Although I really like raw cabbage.

Carrots and peas and stuff are so different to broccoli. I don't know how you can just outright not like vegetables..
 
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May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
I was never a big fan of vegetables until the last few years. I'd eat peas and spuds like but its only the last few years where I've got a taste for cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower etc. Carrots and Parsnips are a legit combination man.

Huge peppers fan myself. Not so much green ones. Red, orange and yellow I could eat all day. Was our footy presentation not long ago. The pub had out a spread on, typical stuff like sandwiches, chicken legs, crisps and cocktail sausages. Also had two big bowls of peppers and celery, no fucker touched it so half way through the night I took the bowl to my table and tucked in.
 

Haggis

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May 16, 2013
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Cunt in law would not eat an vegetables when with us. Fat fucker got told to go on a diet before he could have a knee replacement. He fucked that idea off, complained and waited it out til they gave him one anyway. Guy was obese. Embarrassing knowing him.

After his knee replacement he lived with us for 5/6 month. I'm not a great cook, but I can turn out a nice meal and always try to make it healthy. With three young boys you've got to put the hard work in to keep them eating right and enjoying good food. I'd make us a good meal, load of veg and quality meat. Send his plate up to him, hear him complain. The plate would come down later on and he'd never touch the veg. Obviously started having a lot of salads in that period just to fuck him off more. He once complained about getting veg so the next time I cooked I just put a few spoonfuls of brown rice on his plate and sent it up, I'd done a chilli (magic meal for hiding veg).

He'd got the takeaways on speed dial. Cunt fucked himself though because he struggled with stairs and I made sure no one would go to the door to take it meaning he'd have to come get it himself and it'd take him that long they'd often fuck off.

Total baby that cunt.
You should make a thread for this guy. We all enjoy hearing you shit on him. What an asshole he sounds like. :lol: :thumbsup

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May 19, 2013
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There's very few veg I dont like.

Cucumber maybe. Just don't like it really, but I'd prob eat it if it was in a salad like.
 

Haggis

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I won't eat anything with chopped tomato in it. That's about all. Pureed tomato is fine.

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There's very few veg I dont like.

Cucumber maybe. Just don't like it really, but I'd prob eat it if it was in a salad like.

Cucumbers are nice enough.

Latvian kid that worked with us one summer had a cucumber and banana sandwich for work every day. Washed down with about 3 litres of Boost. Weird chap. Used to rollerblade his way to/from work.
 
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I like the basic stuff. Carrots peas potatoes onions tomatoes peppers lettuce.

Not a fan of the heavy greens.
 

Joe

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I more or less like all veggies, the obvious exceptions are rocket salad and cilantro Wich are both completely inedible, if you like them two you need help...
 

Joe

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There's very few veg I dont like.

Cucumber maybe. Just don't like it really, but I'd prob eat it if it was in a salad like.
Fresh cucumber don't really taste much it's just there for the crunch in a salad, pickled cucumber however is amazing if done right in the summer here we find the freshly saltpickled cucumbers with dill in most supermarkets absolutely no snacks beat that with a beer on a hot day preferably with some good beer sausages or salami though.
 
May 19, 2013
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Fresh cucumber don't really taste much it's just there for the crunch in a salad, pickled cucumber however is amazing if done right in the summer here we find the freshly saltpickled cucumbers with dill in most supermarkets absolutely no snacks beat that with a beer on a hot day preferably with some good beer sausages or salami though.
I get a faint grassy taste off cucumber. Just useless and a bit weird imo. Maybe it's a tastebuds thing, like with coriander, I get a soapy flavour.
 

McGrain

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Yeah, I agree. People eat them, anyway. To not eat vegetables you have to not like curry and a million other things.