Adults who say they don't like vegetables

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Sprouts suck balls to be fair, if there's a veg dish with everything in it, I'll avoid them, if it's on my plate I'll eat the fuckers, not happily though
 

mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
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Sprouts suck balls to be fair, if there's a veg dish with everything in it, I'll avoid them, if it's on my plate I'll eat the fuckers, not happily though
Maybe you're splitting them in half and roasting them in olive oil. Maybe adding some chopped pancetta? Fuck that nonsense.

Pot of water, salt and boiled tae fuck for 25 minutes.

Will melt in your mouth.
 
Jun 4, 2012
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I like carrots, well I don't like them, but I'm happy to eat them and can fill up a carvery plate full of it, but it's mostly tasteless to me... That's about it though..

I'm amazed @Strike hasn't called me out on this thread already :lol:
No point in kicking a toddler's taste buds when they're down. I know you can't be reached. Well...maybe, but it would take time and dedication to get you up to the eating habits of an 11 year old, and I don't think it's worth the investment.
 
May 25, 2013
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There's not many veg I don't like, I eat a lot of vegetables with every meal.

But I'm not a big fan of okra, artichokes, kale or sweet potatoes. But if you cook it for me, I'll eat it, it's only veg, way some people react about eating vegetables you'd think someone asked them to insert a head of broccoli up their asses.
 
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mandela

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May 16, 2013
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There's not many veg I don't like, I eat a lot of vegetables with every meal.

But I'm not a big fan of okra, artichokes, kale or sweet potatoes. But if you cook it for me, I'll eat it, it's only veg, way some people react about eating vegetables you'd think someone asked them to insert a head of broccoli up their asses.
Go fuck yourself.
 
Jun 4, 2012
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There's not many veg I don't like, I eat a lot of vegetables with every meal.

But I'm not a big fan of okra, artichokes, kale or sweet potatoes. But if you cook it for me, I'll eat it, it's only veg, way some people react about eating vegetables you'd think someone asked them to insert a head of broccoli up their asses.
Globe artichokes are fucking brilliant. Sweet potatoes are not as good as regular ones, but they have their place and are fucking great when done with the right things.
 
May 17, 2013
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@gumbo2176 your leafy green pickings sound great. I've never got into that type of gardening myself, or any type. As a kid we had quite a bit out back. It took me a long time to accept how great the different textures and slight tastes a good salad could have. The colours too make a plate look stunning.
The lettuces I grow not only have different textures, they are also of many different colors and shapes. I also grow a Swiss Chard variety called Bright Lights that have central stalks of orange, pink, yellow, white and damn near purple and the leaves are variegated with veining to match. All those different colors and textures make for some very interesting salads.

One of the things I'm asked to bring to "pot luck" family dinners in the fall is a big bowl of salad that is always a hit with the folks in attendance.
 
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I recently got some baby artichokes in water. Those things are fucking killer with some pork chops. Not sure why, but they go together like pb and j.

Speaking of which, I remember listening on the radio during my commute. These guys were talking about eating hot wings. They were laughing at one of the hosts that doesn't like vegetables, and they said he eats like a 12 year old. Like, he'd order 6 wings from the kid's menu, but the sweet kind. He only eats sweet foods, gross as it sounds. Like he puts bbq sauce on everything. They said he was like a little kid that only wants to eat sweets. Sounded disgusting, tbh.
 
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MrCapone

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Best vegetables are (in my opinion) -

radish, cabbage, onions, garlic, potatoes, peas, sprouts. The list goes on and on.

If you don't eat veg then you're a dope.