Any fans of strip clubs? Any stories?

DB Cooper

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Buck's night years ago and we had been drinking for hours at a pub. Next we went to a strip club and a mate made a comment to a stripper, who was right up close to him at the time, that she 'could lose a few pounds', and she slapped him across the face so hard nearly every head turned.
 
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At a mates stag do in Edinburgh we went to one of the clubs at the pubic triangle. I wasn't really paying too much attention and was stood leaning against one of the podiums having a beer and chatting to a mate. Anyway, the girl dancing on the podium had a pretty energetic routine and as she span around the pole, she roundhouse kicked me right on the bridge of the nose. I never saw it coming and it knocked me to the floor. Caused much amusement all round and she gave me a free private dance by way of an apology.

Was a bit awkward when I got home to the missus and also back to work on Monday. I had two black eyes. Can't quite remember what my excuse was, but couldn't exactly say I'd been roundhouse kicked in the face by a stipper.
 
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I've noticed strippers tend to follow a pattern depending on the city. For example in Philly the M.O. is get you in the back and perform extras for really cheap. In Dallas it's make you think they'll do extras give you a little bit of coke and try to bleed you for as much money as possible without actually doing anything. Tampa it's try to negotiate coming back to your hotel. Seems like every club is the same per city
 
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I once went to a 'Sunday Sport Roadshow' at our local pier.

I watched lads being dragged up on stage, laid down and have these lovely looking women pull their panties to the side and sit on their faces.

I then got grabbed and dragged up. I was almost hard at the prospect of what I was about to experience as I walked up.

This bird sat me in a chair, ripped open my new £45 shirt - buttons flying everywhere, threw a bucket of water over me and threw me off the stage.

I went home with a face like a kid with a smacked arse.
 
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As related in another thread, I hung out in a strip club for the first time last weekend. A classier type club. Early Sunday evening. Just me, my lady and 8-10 bored strippers sitting on their phones and every so often one of them would come up to chat with us for a bit. :lol: We basically watched their warmups.

Was weird, but fun. Would recommend. :lol: But I suspect some posters here have much better strip club stories than I do. So let's hear them! Or just chime in with some thoughts on strip clubs in general, whether they're good or crap. :thumbsup

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:rofl dude's almost 40..............and only just went to the strippers for the first time........................and only do so with his missus
...............................................................................but had a great time though....seeing naked girls and getting his missus to pay for the dances...............such a boss..................

 
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I once went to a 'Sunday Sport Roadshow' at our local pier.

I watched lads being dragged up on stage, laid down and have these lovely looking women pull their panties to the side and sit on their faces.

I then got grabbed and dragged up. I was almost hard at the prospect of what I was about to experience as I walked up.

This bird sat me in a chair, ripped open my new £45 shirt - buttons flying everywhere, threw a bucket of water over me and threw me off the stage.

I went home with a face like a kid with a smacked arse.
I've seen similar stuff at the sex shows you get in Spanish nightclubs. Hot dancers bringing pissed up tourists up and embarrassing them.

I remember it happening once in ibiza. The dancer got some fat, skin headed English guy up, ripped his shirt, put cream all over his face, got him to strip off so everyone could laugh at his beer/drugs shrivelled member, and sent him packing without so much as a kiss on the cheek. Nightmare.
 
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Years back, I went over to my friend's studio apartment in Midtown Manhattan. His friend was visiting from somewhere in the South and was about to get married, so they'd decided to turn the night into his bachelor party. They had called up some service where strippers show up at your at your apartment.

The strippers took a long time to show up so we drank and I took MDMA. Eventually, two of them showed up with some guy who sounded and looked like Patrice O'Neil. The two strippers got naked except for G strings and made out with each other but didn't go farther. One of them, who happened to have a burn on her ass from a curling iron, targeted me because I talked a lot of shit to her while she gave me a lap dance and attempted to give me handjob in front of everyone. I didn't let her pull my boxers off from the front because I was in a room full of dudes. She responded by making me lie on my stomach, took my belt off, and whipped me on ass with it a couple times....The other one sat on my face which was somewhat unpleasant given that it was a humid summer night.

Once their time limit was up, they stayed around to smoke weed and and hang out for a little while. I don't remember too much else from that night except for intensely petting some girl's dog outside a club in East Village while I waited in line; the drugs were making me develop a strong bond with the dog.
 
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Johnstown

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One of my only good stories is being about 24...

I went to a strip club in town....was a dingy place with some occasional fine ass.


One girl dancing on the stage went by the name of Ice.


White girl with a perfect shelf ass...slim but curvy.

Tits were big but fake...not my favorite thing but whatever.

Pretty but a big nose...still all in all she could have been dancing in a much better club.



Anyhoot two guys in the strip club got lap dances in the private room from here....

So I figured why not and got one as well.


It was nude top but g string on the bottom for private dances.

Rules were no touching the girls...keep your arms on the chair.


I kinda gently put one hand at her thigh close to her g string covered pussy. She hoped up and I thought "shit shes gonna call security ".

Instead she hoped up to take off her g string and sat back down on me.


So of course I finger fucked her pussy through the remainder of the song....



When I went back out one of the guys who got a dance earlier said to me "shes really hot huh!?!"

I was like low key "yeah she is.... hey did she let you guys touch her at all"


The one guy said "NO!" In a excited but I wish she had kinda way... the one guy offered that he had tried to but she put his hand back on the arm chair and said no touching. I didn't sense any subterfuge from either of these kinda simple guys.

Both these guys were pretty much loser looking types.

Kinda dudes who probably got dirty hands...and at the time I was fit dressed well and even had a full head of fashionable styled hair. Lol


I quickly said "oh yeah...she didn't let me touch her either "....figured why blow up her spot.

Not much of a story..
But was a nice little ego bust.

That's all I got.
 
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Already mentioned them, but I will again. Went twice and both were enjoyable as hell. Only about ~60 to 80 spent, which isn't bad for a bit of fun. Shit, that's how much it costs to eat out with friends. I have that Abner Mares face going on, so strippers think that I'm super young and always ask me my age :lol:. I want to go back to the one where the girl ate my dick and licked my nipples. That shit was more like a rape-dance :rofl. I read the reviews on Google, and one reviewer said he saw bitches snoting lines of coke out in the entrance, which is totally believable. It was one sketchy club.

By the way, full nudes are not worth it. The more enjoyable one was only partial nudity, only boobs. Bitch showed me her pussy anyways. Beautiful one too since she had those outer lips that covered the inner ones.

Anyways, I'm going to see if the lab manager would want to go one of these days :lol:.
 
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Serious its a yankee thing ?

I do not know the prices but you go there pay money for a girl to give you a lapdance

How much money ??

I mean for the same amount of money you can get you’re Dick sucked by a hooker

Now you only get horney from the dance and you have to go home and get a wank
 

Johnstown

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Already mentioned them, but I will again. Went twice and both were enjoyable as hell. Only about ~60 to 80 spent, which isn't bad for a bit of fun. Shit, that's how much it costs to eat out with friends. I have that Abner Mares face going on, so strippers think that I'm super young and always ask me my age :lol:. I want to go back to the one where the girl ate my dick and licked my nipples. That shit was more like a rape-dance :rofl. I read the reviews on Google, and one reviewer said he saw bitches snoting lines of coke out in the entrance, which is totally believable. It was one sketchy club.

By the way, full nudes are not worth it. The more enjoyable one was only partial nudity, only boobs. Bitch showed me her pussy anyways. Beautiful one too since she had those outer lips that covered the inner ones.

Anyways, I'm going to see if the lab manager would want to go one of these days :lol:.
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