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Bosomus Maximus
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Seriously you have (on the internet) requested more boobs wtf?
Yeah! What is wrong here? You don't "request" more boobs! You demand and take them for granted as an inalienable right!
 

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Bosomus Maximus
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My thoughts exactly. With a few clicks of the mouse you can have all the boobs your eyes can take in for years to come and more added each and every second of the day.
Gumbo, you idiot! You don't "click" the mouse to get boobs, you SQUEEZE it! Get it right, willya? (In all fairness though, "for years to come and more added each and every second of the day" is almost halfway sufficient.)

At night, I protect my cervical verteBRA by cradling my head in a HHH boob pillow, like nature intended.
 
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Gumbo, you idiot! You don't "click" the mouse to get boobs, you SQUEEZE it! Get it right, willya? (In all fairness though, "for years to come and more added each and every second of the day" is almost halfway sufficient.)

At night, I protect my cervical verteBRA by cradling my head in a HHH boob pillow, like nature intended.
Well then, I stand corrected. From now on I'll gently squeeze my mouse.

Yeah, I know my synopsis of how fast tits are arriving on the net was woefully inadequate, but even at that pace, it is still more boobs than one can see in a lifetime.
 

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Bosomus Maximus
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Well then, I stand corrected. From now on I'll gently squeeze my mouse.

Yeah, I know my synopsis of how fast tits are arriving on the net was woefully inadequate, but even at that pace, it is still more boobs than one can see in a lifetime.
:think We must find a way to quintuple the human lifespan long enough to discover how to maximize it for fully gratifying boob satiety. There is not, never have been, and never will be anything as important as top quality natural boobs.
 

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Bosomus Maximus
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I think gravity inversion tables are being insufficiently marketed in infomercials where the naturally giant breasted demographic is concerned. Due to back problems, these girls are getting mutilated and disfigured by butcher surgeons after big money. These deadly procedures would largely stop if these girls spent some time every day hanging upside down.

Furthermore, tightly laced corsets from early girlhood on would be a safe and surgery free method of preventing and correcting scoliosis. These girls would grow up with straight healthy spines.

Large breasted females are also being allowed or forced into the wrong sports. I believe that bungee cord jumping, with the benefit it provides of spine straightening and carriage elongating jounces and bounces, should become a sporting event for large knockered growing females.

This is completely logical. All girls should have sporting opportunies based upon their natural physical attributes. Therefore, tall girls get recruited for playing basketball and volleyball, while small, thin and flexible well coordinated girls tend more towards gymnastics, as girls with long legs get steered into track and running events.

But what about those girls who might not be so well coordinated, statuesque, or otherwise athletically gifted, but are genetically blessed with a 45 DDD bosom by age 14? Bungee cord jumping would be an ideal sport, and four year athletic scholarships in female bungee cord jumping would be an ideal way for these girls to obtain an advanced education.

My interest in making sure these exploited and neglected girls get the fair opportunities they deserve for living healthy and pain free lives while participating in competitive athletics and satisfying physical activity is completely altruistic.
 

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Bosomus Maximus
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Oops!Double post. (Aw, what the hell...that's only appropriate...)
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
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Happy Boob Day!

Happy 96th Birthday Russ Meyer!

Save the boobies. View more porn. (For each 40 views, a penny is donated to Save The Boobies.)

Please support free stem cell breast tissue regrowth with the great Suzanne Somers, so all females obtain the unalienable right to naturally giant and high huge healthy knockers. Make abominations like the mutilated freak Angelina Jolie ancient history within this decade. (Also, bring back tight lace up Victorian style corsets so that female waistlines over 25 inches can be eradicated once and for all, along with scoliosis and dowager's hump.)