British woman who tried to open door of plane sentenced to 2 years jail

Deebo

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A British woman who tried to open the door of a plane mid-flight was sentenced to two years in jail on Wednesday. Chloe Haines, 26, was on a flight from London Stansted Airport to Dalaman in Turkey in June 2019 when crew members and fellow passengers had to stop her from opening the door.



"Ms. Haines' behaviour was one of the most serious cases of disruptive passenger behavior that we have experienced, and we have banned her from flying with us for life," said Steve Heapy, CEO of Jet2.com and Jet2holidays in a statement.

Two Royal Air Force fighter jets were scrambled to escort the jet back to Stansted Airport following the incident.

Jet2 billed Haines, from High Wycombe, west of London, more than £85,000 ($110,000) after her "extremely disruptive behavior" caused the flight to be diverted.

Chelmsford Crown Court heard how Haines had mixed alcohol and medication before the incident, which she didn't really remember.

Prosecutor Michael Crimp told the court how Haines "lunged" to open the door of the plane, which was carrying 206 passengers.

Haines said "I want to die" and "I'm going to kill you all" as others struggled to restrain her.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/12/uk/woman-jailed-plane-emergency-exit-gbr-intl-scli/index.html

Serious reply, if that shit went down here even the grandmothers would have reversed that bitch's face. Fuck around on a USA based plane and see if you don't get shanked. Bitch. :bart
 

Deebo

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There would be worse people you could share a jail cell with.
Let's play a game, yes? :hammertime

Who's worse?

Roman Polanski and his horse flogging perverted shit with young girls that's documented or Charles Manson who's family literally cut Roman Polanski's baby out of his wife's stomach and watched them both bleed to death?

Say the answer!
 

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Correct, you can't open the doors or other emergency exits in flight. The pilot has to disengage the door locks and you can hear them tell the cabin crew that they've done so with the "Doors to manual" announcement after you land.

Also the pressurised cabin means even if the door was unlocked nobody could open it because the unequal forces keep the exit doors wedged solidly in place.

That aside, I've no problem with people causing ructions on aircraft getting tossed in jail. TBH, if some cunt started honking about their or their kids peanut allergy I'd have them taken off and jailed for being so cuntish. :lol:
I had the idea for an airline that replaced sky Marshal's with a knight dressed in full armor with a shield and rubber coated bludgeoning type weapon. Passenger gets unruly or enough passengers pick a cunts seat number and out comes the knight to work the seat occupant over and then stuff them in one of the toilets.
 

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That aside, I've no problem with people causing ructions on aircraft getting tossed in jail. TBH, if some cunt started honking about their or their kids peanut allergy I'd have them taken off and jailed for being so cuntish. :lol:
I had the idea for an airline that replaced sky Marshal's with a knight dressed in full armor with a shield and rubber coated bludgeoning type weapon. Passenger gets unruly or enough passengers pick a cunts seat number and out comes the knight to work the seat occupant over and then stuff them in one of the toilets.

You're both bleeding heart moderates with your jail terms and rubber malletings.

Throw the cunt out !

All passenger airline should have an airtight DC (decompression compartment ) with one end leading to the cabin and the other leading to the exterior of the plane.

Any cunt who tried to open a door, or whinge about peanut allergies or whatever, should be stuffed into the DC, cabin-side door air-sealed, and exterior door remotely opened.

If the cunt wants to get out, let her out !
 
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Serious reply, if that shit went down here even the grandmothers would have reversed that bitch's face. Fuck around on a USA based plane and see if you don't get shanked. Bitch. :bart
Shanked on a plane ? With what ?

Also most yanks are fucking fat loudmouths i don’t rank them highly in terms of interfering capacities
 
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Shanked on a plane ? With what ?

Also most yanks are fucking fat loudmouths i don’t rank them highly in terms of interfering capacities
C'mon now Junior, don't you know what would have happened on United 93 if Marky Mark was on board?