Butter on sandwiches, or no? Also, diagonal cut, or square? And, crusts on the end good, or no?

Proper sandwich preparation.

  • No butter on sandwiches please

  • Butter or no is on a case by case basis

  • Butter, fuck yeah

  • Diagonal cut

  • Square cut

  • Crust slices on the end, fuck yeah

  • Crust slices are the worst slices

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CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
This may be my worst poll ever. :lol:

Still, who here is on the same page as you when it comes to sandwiches?

Also, crust slices:

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CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
There's a whole thread for shit that ain't thread worthy. You must be bored as fuck, hag.
I am bored. :lol: And I like to see the results of these random useless polls. On ESB, it blew my mind when someone started the "Standing or sitting?" how-do-you-wipe-yourself poll thread. I had no idea there was such a massive and deeply-held difference in belief between people about how you should wipe your ass. It is interesting to me, to learn about what configuration do people use with keeping shit in their pockets, or how many people use electric shavers vs Gillettes vs old-school razors, or that type of thing. :thumbsup



R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
Yes they do.

It melts if done correctly,and that is the best possible example of using butter in a sandwhich.
I can stomach butter on a bacon sandwich, but not on sausage sandwiches. You're the wrong 'un if you like butter on them. :lol::thumbsup
Reactions: crash
May 17, 2013
Sandwiches call for Mayo, not butter in my part of the world. I also voted diagonal cut as I find it simply more appealing to the eye and no other reason. Also chose bread with crusts on as it's part of the fucking bread. Actually, most of my sandwiches are eaten on French Bread, so naturally you leave the crust on, but I do keep it on sliced bread sandwiches like BLT's and Club Sandwiches.