Captain Marvel 2019 - Early Reactions

May 16, 2013
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Pushing the blokes Jeep up a fucking hill is the part that got me.
I think it depends on the hill. I don't think that is entirely out of the question. A bunch of regular gym going men not being able to deadlift 225 is completely unbelievable. If they complimented her strength and her response was that they need to rethink their gender norms then she's a stupid fucking cunt that can't acknowledge and accept a compliment. 235 (10 pounds heavier) is considered novice weight for a 150lb man https://www.exrx.net/Testing/WeightLifting/DeadliftStandards

If you're going to brag about how badass you are maybe don't brag about a weight that highschool kids can lift and talk shit about how the men in your gym can't lift it.
 
Nov 8, 2013
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When I saw the first trailer it really failed to stoke my enthusiasm. Second trailer ditto.

A little bit of that can be attributed to Superhero fatigue.... I'm looking for movies that try to differentiate themselves from the pack and Captain Marvel seems rather formulaic.

The comments by Ms. Larson have killed any interest I might have cultivated for the movie. She comes across as a colossal asshole and I won't be giving my hard earned dollars to any movie with her as the lead. I might instead go see Alita: Battle Angel.
 

murphyx500

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May 16, 2013
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This film was rocking a very low 'interested' score on Rotten Tomatoes of 27%. Because Rotten Tomatoes is a actually a shill website the 'interested/not interested' feature has now been removed because of this one film.
 

Masters

Bone 4 Tuna
May 20, 2013
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Thats a hideous user score.

The film seems to be a feminist clown show from what ive heard. . For example one scene has Larson kicking ass to the sound of No Doubts -Just A Girl. Imagine the cringe :sad5

Its no biggie that this movie sucked , but its feared Endgame might suffer from having her in it. Thats a concern.
 
Jun 17, 2013
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This movie was meh...best part was the Stan Lee version of the Marvel Logo in the beginning. This bitch better not play a major role in the End Game movie...that would fuck it up severely for me.
 
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Jun 12, 2012
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Saw it today and thought it was OK. Some feminists jabs at us evil men, which don't even piss me off. They're just meh. The Stan Lee Marvel logo was a nice touch as mentioned earlier. Overall the movie seemed a bit light. I'll rate it 6/10 simply for being adequate entertainment for a Monday evening
 
May 21, 2013
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This movie was meh...best part was the Stan Lee version of the Marvel Logo in the beginning. This bitch better not play a major role in the End Game movie...that would fuck it up severely for me.
i would assume it will be be her vs thanos.
 
Jun 17, 2013
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i would assume it will be be her vs thanos.
I would hope the writers at Marvel are smarter than that. I feel like they shoehorned her into this movie so she is successful in future movies...they would literally throw over 10 years of cinematic success down the drain if they pulled that shit
 
May 19, 2013
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Film is pure garbage. They really do have the potential to fuck this whole thing up in the space of two movies. Be such a shame but what can ya do.

Sixth highest opening weekend of any movie ever. Disney don't give a flying fuck about a few white men complaining. Between this and Black Panther making so much money I'm afraid we all better get used to shit like this because it's clearly a money making formula.
 

SwollenGoat

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May 17, 2013
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The #CaptainMarvelChallenge Wants to Help Young Girls See ‘Captain Marvel’ In Theaters


Remember when Black Panther released and a few different crowdfunding campaigns hit in order to raise money to allow underprivileged youngsters the chance to see the groundbreaking film in theaters? It’s happening again for another Marvel Studios film- Captain Marvel.




:rofl

Jesus fuck..............really?

REALLY?

This shit is fucking madness :lol:
 
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May 16, 2013
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Women at work are in fits of laughter when I show them stuff on the internet about how deprived they are and how shit their life is compared to men. This is bordering on insanity now. I think it's insulting to black people and women to suggest they need campaigns to get them to watch a stupid fucking movie.

When there is so much suffering in the world, why subject them to more.
 
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May 16, 2013
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This movie was meh...best part was the Stan Lee version of the Marvel Logo in the beginning. This bitch better not play a major role in the End Game movie...that would fuck it up severely for me.
i would assume it will be be her vs thanos.
I would hope the writers at Marvel are smarter than that. I feel like they shoehorned her into this movie so she is successful in future movies...they would literally throw over 10 years of cinematic success down the drain if they pulled that shit
The end of infinity war gave a pretty clear indication that she would play a major role in end game.
 
Jun 4, 2013
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y'all are dumb. I guess if you haven't read the comics then you don't know the history. Again, she's been around forever. My daughter and I have read every single Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel comic there is.

Captain Marvel is Earth's Mightiest Hero. She always has been. She put Iron Man in a fucking coma for fuck's sake. She plays a pivotal role in Captain America and the whole Hydra and taking over the world shit. I dunno, you guys that are tripping because "meh girls" are being weird. Flick was good. At least for me. Not my favorite Marvel movie, but it was still a good show.
 
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May 14, 2013
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y'all are dumb. I guess if you haven't read the comics then you don't know the history. Again, she's been around forever. My daughter and I have read every single Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel comic there is.

Captain Marvel is Earth's Mightiest Hero. She always has been. She put Iron Man in a fucking coma for fuck's sake. She plays a pivotal role in Captain America and the whole Hydra and taking over the world shit. I dunno, you guys that are tripping because "meh girls" are being weird. Flick was good. At least for me. Not my favorite Marvel movie, but it was still a good show.

I just want a good movie, not seen it yet. Heard it is alright, not in the same bracket as Guardians or Infinity War but still worth a watch if you've seen the rest of the movies.