Conspiracy Theory: Is Someone Fucking With The Soyuz Rockets?

#1
So, reading the BBC News earlier, they had a report on this astronaut escape from a malfunctioning Soyuz vehicle en-route to the ISS but we've also recently had other strange Soyuz / ISS related events which seem a bit of a coincidence, so doing my Alex Jones connect the dots impression...

On the 31st August, a leak was discovered on a Soyuz capsule...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-45364155

"Astronauts on the International Space Station (ISS) are having to deal with an air leak from a possible collision.

It has been traced to a small hole in a capsule that was used to deliver a new crew to the laboratory 400km (250 miles) above the Earth in June. It is thought the damage was caused by the impact of a high-speed rocky fragment flying through space"

On the 5th September, it's was reported by the BBC that Russias civilian space agency believed the hole could have been deliberately drilled.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-45423225

"The hole was detected in the Soyuz craft by crew members on Wednesday; they used tape to seal the leak after it caused a minor loss of pressure.

"There were several attempts at drilling," Dmitry Rogozin said.

The drill appeared to have been held by a "wavering hand", he added. An impact by a small space rock - a micrometeorite - or a small piece of orbital debris has been ruled out."
And now only yesterday, two astronauts en-route to the ISS had to make an emergency landing after the rocket malfunctioned, they landed safely in Kazakhstan.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45822845

"A US astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut were forced to make an emergency landing after their Russian Soyuz rocket malfunctioned en route to the International Space Station (ISS).

Shortly after taking off from Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, Nick Hague and Alexey Ovchinin reported a problem with the rocket's booster.

The men were forced into a "ballistic descent", with their capsule landing a few hundred miles north of Baikonur.

They have been picked up by rescuers, "The search and recovery teams have reached the Soyuz spacecraft landing site and report that the two crew members... are in good condition and are out of the capsule," Nasa said.

Russia said it was suspending any further manned flights, and an investigation into what went wrong had been launched."
Do we have a renegade serial killer on the loose in Russias Space Agency or perhaps the work of Neo-Nazi Internet Shitlord, Elon Musk to discredit Soyuz and promote SpaceX taking over the ferrying of astronauts to the ISS... I mean the guy smokes marijuana ffs, who knows what he's capable of?

Or just a series of unfortunate events?
 
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#4
that drill hole was just incompetence i reckon. scary one yesterday, wasn't one of the nasa failures caused by rockets not detaching too?

but 3 things is def forming a pattern. so it's likely part of the opening stage of a chinese plot to dominate space.
 
#6
Now now, the Soyuz is one of the most reliable vehicles we have ... old but reliable. Shit Russians is more likely here.
that place is coming apart at the seams............wouldn't surprise me at all if they were skimping on maintenance and basic stuff,russian style.........
 
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