Coronavirus Outbreak [The Wu-Flu]

Deebo

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Show dem balls bro
Actually I heard it's slowly ramping up. So you know the first case that was caught in Southern Cali in Orange County, that Asian kid? Well apparently this person has hella relatives that are all UC students (Davis, Berkeley, Irvine, LA) who came into contact with the motherfucker after he was already infected. Then they all went back to their own schools to spread the proverbial wealth. :verysad Rumor is there are a bunch of sick kids who are in hiding cause they think our government is going to China their asses and make them disappear. So they just hide their sickness and slowly spread it. Again, this is just a rumor though.
 
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Actually I heard it's slowly ramping up. So you know the first case that was caught in Southern Cali in Orange County, that Asian kid? Well apparently this person has hella relatives that are all UC students (Davis, Berkeley, Irvine, LA) who came into contact with the motherfucker after he was already infected. Then they all went back to their own schools to spread the proverbial wealth. :verysad Rumor is there are a bunch of sick kids who are in hiding cause they think our government is going to China their asses and make them disappear. So they just hide their sickness and slowly spread it. Again, this is just a rumor though.
Well...that sucks.
 

Dazl1212

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Coronavirus latest news: Deadliest day with 242 deaths and almost 15,000 new cases

 
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Actually I heard it's slowly ramping up. So you know the first case that was caught in Southern Cali in Orange County, that Asian kid? Well apparently this person has hella relatives that are all UC students (Davis, Berkeley, Irvine, LA) who came into contact with the motherfucker after he was already infected. Then they all went back to their own schools to spread the proverbial wealth. :verysad Rumor is there are a bunch of sick kids who are in hiding cause they think our government is going to China their asses and make them disappear. So they just hide their sickness and slowly spread it. Again, this is just a rumor though.
Well, we gotta start deporting all Chinnys then. Rumors are actionable, after all.
 
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Want to know something funny? There were literally like 100,000% less Asian people in Disneyland than normal. Like, a handfull. Couldn't find any if you looked for them. Made me feel safe.

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:lol: that actually is pretty funny. I'm sure most people were being extra vigilant trying to spot one out of the crowd. Couldn't imagine a Disneyland filled with non-Asians.
 
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Kurt Schlichter has a good take on the Wuhan coronavirus:

I have always lived my life around a simple principle, “Don’t eat weird stuff.” And see? I was right. The Coronavirus ripping through the Wuhan region of Red China – and that has now spread here – may well have crossed over to our species because some people in China eat bats. Yeah, on purpose. How the hell did they ever get the idea that dining on Dracula birds was a good plan?
"Dracula birds" :lol:
 
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Want to know something funny? There were literally like 100,000% less Asian people in Disneyland than normal. Like, a handfull. Couldn't find any if you looked for them. Made me feel safe.

:deadmanny
In NYC, Chinese people are starting to wear breathing masks. The laundry lady, a guy on the subway, and a random pedestrian off the top of my head.
 
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The Japanese tourists are going to start wearing signs that say "NOT CHINESE" and "NO WUHAN" any time now.
Hmmm not able to tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese at a glance, racist confirmed lol.

Only joking but honestly we look quite different, now Chinese and Korean while there are differences it's not as obvious.

Also being a British born Chinese person, maybe I should wear such a t-shirt to differentiate between me and the foreign Chinese. Maybe a "I don't eat bats" t-shirt, lol.

 
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Hmmm not able to tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese at a glance, racist confirmed lol.

Only joking but honestly we look quite different, now Chinese and Korean while there are differences it's not as obvious.

Also being a British born Chinese person, maybe I should wear such a t-shirt to differentiate between me and the foreign Chinese. Maybe a "I don't eat bats" t-shirt, lol.

I understand that Chinese and Japanese look different; however, since it was a joke, I didn't think I needed to add that kind of detail.
 
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Hmmm not able to tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese at a glance, racist confirmed lol.

Only joking but honestly we look quite different, now Chinese and Korean while there are differences it's not as obvious.

Also being a British born Chinese person, maybe I should wear such a t-shirt to differentiate between me and the foreign Chinese. Maybe a "I don't eat bats" t-shirt, lol.

I want to buy one.