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Broxi

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Elon is the "I'm not like other girls!" of billionaires. :smile
I love all Billionaires, they keep Communists up all night crying into their pillows pondering their poor life choices.
 

BigBone

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Tesla introduces red satin Tesla Short Shorts for $69.420


Elon made good on his promise after the latest short seller burn to bring red satin short shorts to market... and what can you buy at Tesla.com?




FFS Elon be trolling poor ppl. who just lost billions. Look at the Model S/3/X/Y booty! If he really sends some to the SEC... I dare him! :lol:





Sold out apparently...
 
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Tesla introduces red satin Tesla Short Shorts for $69.420


Elon made good on his promise after the latest short seller burn to bring red satin short shorts to market... and what can you buy at Tesla.com?




FFS Elon be trolling poor ppl. who just lost billions. Look at the Model S/3/X/Y booty! If he really sends some to the SEC... I dare him! :lol:





Sold out apparently...
 

Broxi

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I remember someone posting an interview with some "expert" on CBS or whatever network it was that run Tesla hit pieces every other day, using this guys stock warning as proof of Teslas imminent demise.

The opening paragraph of the guys wiki noted him as a renowned stocks short seller.

Even when I pointed this out to them they still wholeheartedly believed that because he's interviewed on a mainstream news network touted as an "expert", it was legitimate evidence to present of how shit Tesla are.

I just wish I had put my money where my mouth was and loaded up on Tesla stock at that time. Don't get me wrong, I expect some kind of retraction at some point but the company seems solid and for the sake of the planet, I wish them all the best.
 
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I remember someone posting an interview with some "expert" on CBS or whatever network it was that run Tesla hit pieces every other day, using this guys stock warning as proof of Teslas imminent demise.

The opening paragraph of the guys wiki noted him as a renowned stocks short seller.

Even when I pointed this out to them they still wholeheartedly believed that because he's interviewed on a mainstream news network touted as an "expert", it was legitimate evidence to present of how shit Tesla are.

I just wish I had put my money where my mouth was and loaded up on Tesla stock at that time. Don't get me wrong, I expect some kind of retraction at some point but the company seems solid and for the sake of the planet, I wish them all the best.

It seems that the negative media hit pieces and social media hate are just giving him more attention and the stock just hit $1300. :rofl
 
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:lol:

I love Twitter.

Also notice how the haggard haters from this forum have all shut the fuck up now because of Tesla's & SpaceX's success. Elon's done a great job of shutting them out and just succeeding despite everything.
 

BigBone

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:lol:

I love Twitter.

Also notice how the haggard haters from this forum have all shut the fuck up now because of Tesla's & SpaceX's success. Elon's done a great job of shutting them out and just succeeding despite everything.
:rofl Now that's sausage... I mean savage!! Apparently that's indeed Elon and that's indeed the song that was playing / singing, atop of Giga Nevada in 2017.



Clearly the man has some sense of humor, even @anti-man can admit.
 

BigBone

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Dang, stock opened over $1400 today. :lol: $1500 possible this week

Ridiculous! 'twas down in the $300s amidst worst of Covid, tho new daily case numbers are much worse now (but Google reports just 244 deaths for yesterday compared to 10x in May). Still, with tens of thousands of workers over several Tesla plants, anywhere between dozens and hundreds catching Covid outside where no mandatory mask rules are in place is a realistic projection. A death or two per stats also. At least at the plants masks, sanitation and distancing where possible is mandatory, tho at some tight assembly lines you still work close to others, and Covid's still a fast spreading bitch, so wouldn't rule out new shutdowns...

There were reports how three workers were fired who didn't feel like going back to plant after a few weeks of furlough and unpaid leave (some could work from home but not actual factory workers who are needed in factory, u know, can't assemble cars via Zoom), and some stayed home after May and never answered team leaders' request to return in June. Those in breach of contract were told to respond to email or terminate, but based on last week official info, no one was fired in Covid cases. Wouldn't be a line worker tho, but with today's US unemployment rate, that's still income to pay medical insurance, mortgage and put food on the family table, and plenty look forward to take your place. :sad

But it's also a good time to be a Tesla employee since u can opt for stock payout: imagine some of your salary being paid out in stock option anywhere between $200 and $500 in the past few months or years... u sell now u literally earn a fortune. So good to both work for and be literally and figuratively be invested in Tesla, motivation to do like Elon: work hard and get compensated accordingly while following a great mission. But anything well above $700 stock price is unrealistic today IMO, and MOTHERFUCKER I was waiting for a shit Q2 to drop below $500 and buy so FUCK YOU ELON, SHOVE THOSE RED SHORTS up ur weird ass!
 
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Dang, stock opened over $1400 today. :lol: $1500 possible this week

Ridiculous! 'twas down in the $300s amidst worst of Covid, tho new daily case numbers are much worse now (but Google reports just 244 deaths for yesterday compared to 10x in May). Still, with tens of thousands of workers over several Tesla plants, anywhere between dozens and hundreds catching Covid outside where not much mask rules are in place is a realistic projection. At least at the plants masks, sanitation and distancing where possible is mandatory, tho at some tight assembly lines you still work close to others, and Covid's still a fast spreading bitch, so wouldn't rule out new shutdowns...

There were reports how three workers were fired who didn't feel like going back to plant during a pandemic after a few weeks of furlough then unpaid leave (some could work from home but actual factory workers are needed in factory, u know, can't assemble cars via Zoom), and some stayed home after May and never answered team leaders' request to return in June. Those in breach of contract were told to respond to email or terminate, but based on last week info no one was fired in these cases. Wouldn't be a line worker tho, but with today's US unemployment rate that's still income to pay medical insurance, mortgage and put food on the family table, and plenty look forward to take your place. :sad

But it's also a good time to be a Tesla employee since u can opt for stock payout: imagine some of your salary being paid out in stock option anywhere between $200 and $500 in the close past, if u sell now u literally earn a fortune. So good to both work for and be literally and figuratively invested in Tesla, motivation to do like Elon: work hard and get compensated accordingly. But anything well about $700 is not yet realistic IMO, and MOTHERFUCKER I was waited for a shit Q2 to drop below $500 and buy so FUCK YOU ELON, SHOVE THOSE RED SHORTS up ur weird ass!
I'm so pissed because when it dipped below $400 I had just put money into my brokerage app. By the time the money was deposited it was back up in the $600-700 range so I was waiting for it to dip again. Fucking Elon, who knew the shorters hated him so much they would wage a campaign against him and make the stock sky rocket :lol::patsch:killself
 

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Could Musk's careless tweets about 'pedo guy' be coming back to haunt him..

Elon's ex has admitted they've been to Jeff's NYC place and Ghislaine Maxwell will shortly tell all to save her well used ass, so he'd best have kept his trousers up! He WILL be on tape (everyone who went there is) and the madame surely knows where the flash drives are.

"She hooked me up with some nice young tail but otherwise I don't know her".
Elon Musk - Billionnaire and a man who tells a lot of lies.
 
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Dang, stock opened over $1400 today. :lol: $1500 possible this week

Ridiculous! 'twas down in the $300s amidst worst of Covid, tho new daily case numbers are much worse now (but Google reports just 244 deaths for yesterday compared to 10x in May). Still, with tens of thousands of workers over several Tesla plants, anywhere between dozens and hundreds catching Covid outside where no mandatory mask rules are in place is a realistic projection. A death or two per stats also. At least at the plants masks, sanitation and distancing where possible is mandatory, tho at some tight assembly lines you still work close to others, and Covid's still a fast spreading bitch, so wouldn't rule out new shutdowns...

There were reports how three workers were fired who didn't feel like going back to plant after a few weeks of furlough and unpaid leave (some could work from home but not actual factory workers who are needed in factory, u know, can't assemble cars via Zoom), and some stayed home after May and never answered team leaders' request to return in June. Those in breach of contract were told to respond to email or terminate, but based on last week official info, no one was fired in Covid cases. Wouldn't be a line worker tho, but with today's US unemployment rate, that's still income to pay medical insurance, mortgage and put food on the family table, and plenty look forward to take your place. :sad

But it's also a good time to be a Tesla employee since u can opt for stock payout: imagine some of your salary being paid out in stock option anywhere between $200 and $500 in the past few months or years... u sell now u literally earn a fortune. So good to both work for and be literally and figuratively be invested in Tesla, motivation to do like Elon: work hard and get compensated accordingly while following a great mission. But anything well above $700 stock price is unrealistic today IMO, and MOTHERFUCKER I was waiting for a shit Q2 to drop below $500 and buy so FUCK YOU ELON, SHOVE THOSE RED SHORTS up ur weird ass!
A friend of mine and the girlfriend works at Tesla. I would be super stoked for her and her spouse if they can reap some benefits of Tesla's insane run.
 
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BigBone

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Could Musk's careless tweets about 'pedo guy' be coming back to haunt him..

Elon's ex has admitted they've been to Jeff's NYC place and Ghislaine Maxwell will shortly tell all to save her well used ass, so he'd best have kept his trousers up! He WILL be on tape (everyone who went there is) and the madame surely knows where the flash drives are.

"She hooked me up with some nice young tail but otherwise I don't know her".
Elon Musk - Billionnaire and a man who tells a lot of lies.
Yeah Elon's shitting his pants!






 

BigBone

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Tesla 'very close' to Level 5 autonomous cars: Elon Musk says autonomous driving, when the cars won't even come with steering wheels or acceleration pedals, is "very close".

Pretty awesome, although sadly of course by the time this happens Elon will be behind bars having been exposed as a do-badder in the Epstein/Maxwell fallout. :yikes

Probably has a secret luxury space prison ready for the occasion orbiting Earth at 420 km with tons of weed and direct Twitter feed, and will finish sentence earlier since time passes faster up there according to the General Theory of Relativity. He don't do prison like u & I.
 
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BigBone

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Or he'll go into hiding in a pre-prepared luxury bolthole deep in the tunnels below LA.
Man certainly has options, he can
  • hop into own fastest production car ever (Tesla Roadster 2021) with no car able to catch him
  • launch himself into space on own sole crew-capable US rocket with no Space Police to worry about (Falcon 9, Starship, Falcon Heavy, choose one)
  • bore own tunnel maze and play hide&seek and dig himself up inside bank vaults, whiskey stores and weed farms whenever in need
  • upload brain Ghost in the Shell style to own Neuralink computer & crowd-share data between Tesla computers and Starlink Satellites no one can track
OH MY GOD! This totally sounds like Tesla / SpaceX / Boring Company / Neuralink is indeed Elon's elaborate plan to escape the law whenever some photo becomes court evidence! :yikes
 

BigBone

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Man certainly has options, he can
  • hop into own fastest production car ever (Tesla Roadster 2021) with no car able to catch him
  • launch himself into space on own sole crew-capable US rocket with no Space Police to worry about (Falcon 9, Starship, Falcon Heavy, choose one)
  • bore own tunnel maze and play hide&seek and dig himself up inside bank vaults, whiskey stores and weed farms whenever in need
  • upload brain Ghost in the Shell style to own Neuralink computer & crowd-share data between Tesla computers and Starlink Satellites no one can track
OH MY GOD! This totally sounds like Tesla / SpaceX / Boring Company / Neuralink is indeed Elon's elaborate plan to escape the law whenever some photo becomes court evidence! :yikes
This one has Hollywood written all over it, Academy Awards and shit!
  • Elon uploads brain to Starlink internet
  • Elon uses Tesla AI to hack financial system & upload money in crypto to sats
  • Elon coordinates full self-driving boring machine heists & auto-launches loot into orbit
  • Elon assembles Mars city in space, gathers supplies & favorite women, lands on Red Planet & 3D prints himself (option available for 100.000 immortal Elons)
This could happen in his lifetime! He even teased it!!! Think it's happening?