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BigBone

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Everything Elon Musk goes here!

Tesla

  • record Q4 2020 deliveries of 180,570 (161,650 Model 3/Y, 18,920 S/X), record 499,550 for the year, record 509,737 production for Covid and shutdown driven year
  • with competition also up, Biden taking office and states, UK, EU, China, Japan etc. pushing to phase out ICE, Tesla is in the best position to lead transportation's transition to sustainable energy
  • added to S&P 500 with record highs, market cap past $700 billion upon 2020, cash flow at $20 billion for a rainy day / decade
  • Full Self Driving beta released to limited testes and improving each week, setting stage for robotaxi in a few years
  • 4680 battery cells under development with critical cost and weight cut, extra range, structural installation. Tesla enters raw materials trade, anode and cathode production and electrochemical innovation
  • at some point this decade Tesla may become largest battery manufacturer on the planet from a non-player
  • Huge contracts with CATL, LG, Panasonic who will also likely adopt 4680 cell format, huge raw materials deal with Australia, US, China, Indonesia as shortages near
  • $140K Model S Plaid announced, 520+ mile range, sub-2s 0-60mph, 1:30,300 Laguna Seca track record
  • all Tesla fleet gets fart mode, replacing hord and pedestrian notification sound with funny choices
  • 2021 Model 3 gets range boost, heat pump, chrome delete & visual updates, Y refreshed too
  • Giga Shanghai Model Y enters China market with 100k registrations and many upgrades
  • Model S/X also getting a major update
  • Giga Berlin 60% finished, final permit expected Q1 2021, will use state-of-the-art paint shop, 8 Giga Presses and eventually locally make Model 3, 2, smaller Cybertruck & 4680 cells
  • Giga Austin build fast underway, Model Y mid-2021, then Cybertruck, Semi, Roadster & 4680 batteries
  • rumors of entering India market and a plant in either: India, Indonesia, UK
SpaceX
  • 100+ successful Falcon 9 launches, most landed the first stage booster for reuse
  • 26 successful missions and 20 straight first stage landing in 2020, putting more than 50% of all payload over the entire industry
  • record 7th flight for 2 boosters, both ready to hit 10 in 2021
  • Demo-2 and Crew-1 launched US Astronauts to ISS, new Cargo Dragon 2, space tourists next year
  • NASA contracts SpaceX for possible Starship Moon lander & cargo transfer between Moon surface & Lunar orbit, USAF also gives major contract
Starship
  • SN8 12,5 km flight 90% success: liftoff, hovering at apogee, belly flop, Raptor relight and hard landing that blows SN8 up due to low header tank pressure
  • SN9 under testing to repeat SN8 flight probably in January 2021, Super Heavy SH1 being built for Spring testing
  • orbital launch targeted for 2021 but most likely slips into 2022
  • Raptor engine reaches 330 bar chamber pressure, first vacuum-optimized Raptor engine fired up and lives to tell the tale
  • Boca Chica launch site expanding, 81m High Bay ready, SH launch pad being built, lots of concrete work
Starlink
  • SpaceX satellite constellation nears 1000, few thousand in a few years, public beta underway with low latency, fast speeds, short dropouts
  • $499 for starter pack with Dishy McFlatface phase array antenna, $99 a month for uncapped internet undercutting much slower competition
  • SpaceX building 120 sats per month with two Falcon 9 launches, 60 each & ride sharing small sats
  • Elon may spin-off and IPO Starlink in 2-3 years (SpaceX is privately held)
The Boring Company
  • finished Las Vegas Convention Center tunnel and opens for CES 2021, more Vegas tunnel contracts signed, also Ontario, California airport one
  • Introducing first custom-made boring machine called Prufrock, self driving tunnel cars probably 2022 (current Teslas will move ppl. until then). Prufrock stationed outside of LA, might start test tunnel between LA & Vegas
Neuralink
  • Working on brain-machine interface for ppl. with disabilities, or wanting to expand consciousness
  • Tests of pigs demonstrated on August 28 event, Neuralink surgical robot and 0.9 device announced, possible human tests soon
  • Elon on human - AI symbiosis: "if you can beat them, join them"
  • Cyborgs? Killer anime robot girls? AI/Elon taking over? Skynet? Concerning shit...
Elon Musk
  • Diagnosed & recovers from mild case of Covid-19, still a sceptic, not planning to be vaccinated, not smart
  • Working with CureVac on mRNA machines for mass vaccine production, incl. Covid
  • Moved to Texas to focus on Giga Texas, Starship development
  • Wants to speed up humanity's transition to sustainable energy & make life multi-planetary
  • Huge net worth tied to Tesla & SpaceX stock, no salary taken. Tesla performance trenches guarantee stock buying options on the cheap
  • living life as real Iron Man (flying rockets not robosuits), fathering many children per hot chicks, making dick jokes on Twitter
 
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Deebo

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Show dem balls bro
Actually I just threw that in there cause it was the first thing that came to mind. The rocket does not have the classic "bell end", therefore, doesn't really look like a penis.
 

BigBone

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Actually I just threw that in there cause it was the first thing that came to mind. The rocket does not have the classic "bell end", therefore, doesn't really look like a penis.
Perhaps Elon's penis has this weird aerodynamically adventegeous shape?
 

BigBone

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Elon Musk's CuckTruck smashed during demo

I really have to call that window breaking staged. I mean it's giving bad looks to the product obviously... but probably reached 10 times more ppl. than nothing happening, typical Musk take-all-publicity stunt. Then they'll come out with the "improved glass" or whatever. Still, fuck is up with the design team? :lol: Looks like it's from a 20yo computer game.
 

ant-man

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I really have to call that window breaking staged. I mean it's giving bad looks to the product obviously... but probably reached 10 times more ppl. than nothing happening, typical Musk take-all-publicity stunt. Then they'll come out with the "improved glass" or whatever. Still, fuck is up with the design team? :lol: Looks like it's from a 20yo computer game.
Elon's attention seeking again. :yep

He gets a kick out of squandering public money while making fools believe he's actually doing something worthwhile. The level of fanboy worship shows just how gullible folk are. He 'invents' nothing, just buys in to stuff already invented by 'real' geniuses.

The pleasure is intensified when he's really rubbing it in your face with ever more ridiculous stunts like the 'rocket' and the 'truck'.

He doesn't care about bad publicity as long as he's in the headlines.

Elon doesn't give a shit about anything else other than being the centre of attention..
 
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