Extend your life to 500 years

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
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'Straya, cunt.
You've got nothing to worry about, man.

You'll be dead this year, hopefully. Fat bastard.
Oh look, a mutt yapping at my feet, good on you, you pathetic cunt, wishing death on people you’ve never met or have no interaction with you over an Internet forum. Does it make you feel like a big man, you small cunt?
 

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
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In a deplorable basket
I just have this boring, insignificant cunt on ignore usually, the small cunt brings nothing to the table, zilch.
Ditto. Worthless shitcunt who I know will die young like a shitcunt dog, working the morphine pump like it's the black cock it loves so much, weeping in impotent agony over the measured, metered and restricted doses it feeds its emaciated, AIDS riddled carcass.
 
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Ditto. Worthless shitcunt who I know will die young like a shitcunt dog, working the morphine pump like it's the black cock it loves so much, weeping in impotent agony over the measured, metered and restricted doses it feeds its emaciated, AIDS riddled carcass.
Nevermind, maybe they can find drugs to decrease average human life down to 40
 

McGrain

Diamond Dog
Jul 6, 2012
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There will be a generation in the future that is going to know that the generation coming after will live for 10 times as long, or perhaps even be undying. They will be preparing for death (writing wills and shit) knowing the people coming behind won't have to think about it in the same way at all. Talk about the haves and the have nots. Certainly puts that baby-boomer v millenial bullshit in perspective :lol:
 
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Then why did Methuselah live over 900 years?
Because that was before the flood...man was numbered to 120 afterwards
Then why did Methuselah live over 900 years?
thst was before the flood.. but the Bible is still correct. The Bible said “man” shall not live more than 120 years...

the longest living female was 122..and even Sarah lived that long..

so us guys are fucked and yes, the Bible is truth. You guys should stop fighting it and accept Jesus as your lord and savior..
 
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Because that was before the flood...man was numbered to 120 afterwards

thst was before the flood.. but the Bible is still correct. The Bible said “man” shall not live more than 120 years...

the longest living female was 122..and even Sarah lived that long..

so us guys are fucked and yes, the Bible is truth. You guys should stop fighting it and accept Jesus as your lord and savior..
If you are to afford life extension drugs, you will likely need to get a job Doby.
 
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There will be a generation in the future that is going to know that the generation coming after will live for 10 times as long, or perhaps even be undying. They will be preparing for death (writing wills and shit) knowing the people coming behind won't have to think about it in the same way at all. Talk about the haves and the have nots. Certainly puts that baby-boomer v millenial bullshit in perspective :lol:
As soon as there is word on the street that there is drugs available to substantially extend life there will be rioting and looting etc. So they will never make it public...just going to be an exclusive club for a while.