Farting.. Bother you?

Would it bother you?

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May 17, 2013
8,823
Louisiana
They knew what they were getting into and walked into it with both feet, bowls and spoons in hand ready to tempt fate.


Fate can be a cruel mistress.

:lol:

The morning after I had cooked 2 large pots of food, one of them being chicken/sausage and okra gumbo, the wife of one of the guys woke up and when having coffee she started laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she said her husband, who had been sleeping with her in a tent, woke up at 0' Dark Thirty and went to one of the Port-O-Lets on the grounds to relieve himself and he was walking very fast, in tiny steps with ass cheeks clenched like they were a vise so he could make it to his destination without soiling his pants.

All I can say is, "I warned them". Okra has an effect on people who don't have it in their diet.
 
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Jun 17, 2013
3,192
Lots of things are natural that shouldn't be done in public. I can't drop down my pants and take a shyt in a crowded room just because it's natural. I cant whip out my cock and start pissing in front of everyone just because it's a normal bodily function. Human beings are supposed to have some level of refinement beyond what any average beast would do.
So you expect your woman to excuse herself everytime she has to fart? God made us fart, so you should enjoy farting in all its glory or he will be disappointed in you. It says so in the Bible
 
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Phantom

Curious member...
May 17, 2013
9,527
Lots of things are natural that shouldn't be done in public. I can't drop down my pants and take a shyt in a crowded room just because it's natural. I cant whip out my cock and start pissing in front of everyone just because it's a normal bodily function. Human beings are supposed to have some level of refinement beyond what any average beast would do.
:clap:good
 
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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
6,513
So you expect your woman to excuse herself everytime she has to fart? God made us fart, so you should enjoy farting in all its glory or he will be disappointed in you. It says so in the Bible
Yes! You see, every time a female excuses herself before going away to do anything not ladylike, it makes her more of a lady, facilitating and reinforcing a positive pattern of behavior.

But if she says, "Excuse me!," AFTER she farts, it means NOTHING! Then, eventually she starts farting without excusing herself, as if you're not even there, causing her boobs and butt to fully deflate and sag with the release of all those toxic fumes, like an elephant gorged on @Gumby's okra and beans patch with barrels of pickled hard boiled sulfuric eggs....
 

Juiceboxbiotch

Prove It.
May 16, 2013
5,284
Las Vegas, NV
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The guys who can't stand hearing their woman fart are the same ones who don't change their kids' diapers and leave all the dirty house work to their women as well. Truth: Everybody farts all the time. Hold your nose and get on with life.
 
Jun 17, 2013
3,192
Yes! You see, every time a female excuses herself before going away to do anything not ladylike, it makes her more of a lady, facilitating and reinforcing a positive pattern of behavior.

But if she says, "Excuse me!," AFTER she farts, it means NOTHING! Then, eventually she starts farting without excusing herself, as if you're not even there, causing her boobs and butt to fully deflate and sag with the release of all those toxic fumes, like an elephant gorged on @Gumby's okra and beans patch with barrels of pickled hard boiled sulfuric eggs....
Sorry bro, but you sound like such a bitch. If my gf farts around me, she needs to know that she will be dutch ovened til her nostrils burn off. If it becomes a competition, then so be it. No girl is beating me at this game though.
 
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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
6,513
Sorry bro, but you sound like such a bitch. If my gf farts around me, she needs to know that she will be dutch ovened til her nostrils burn off. If it becomes a competition, then so be it. No girl is beating me at this game though.
Well, if it looks like a bitch and acts like a bitch...and I do try...so thanks...(Personal question: Do you light your farts with a blowtorch?....) Can a girl actually be defeated at this game if she decides to let go? I mean, how would Earth's atmosphere remain inhabitable? Wouldn't sulfuric rain then have the pH of battery acid?

Also, I personally like my girls to have nostrils...what kind of pervert are you to have a fetish for girls whose nostrils you have burned off?...