Fastest woman in the world banned from olympics for getting down on the devil's lettuce

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MichiganWarrior

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I dont believe she slipped up because of her mom once and got popped. THC is stored in your fat cells. She is a super athlete and body is running on peak capacity. It would have flushed out her system after a training sesh. When I used to smoke I never tested positive because I was always lifting and running.

Likely she was smoking ALOT of kush. I mean she looks like she cleans the pipe with her finger nails. If you know you know lol.
 
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kf3

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Jesus dude. Why?

It's bullshit, everyone knows it's bullshit but race ain't the deal here
that's all they have, on any issue.
you want actual insight? team sports politics is not the place to look.

is this ban even bullshit? she is a professional sportsperson, she knew this testing was the deal, she failed the test she knew she would be taking. what is bullshit?
 
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MichiganWarrior

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that's all they have, on any issue.
you want actual insight? team sports politics is not the place to look.

is this ban even bullshit? she is a professional sportsperson, she knew this testing was the deal, she failed the test she knew she would be taking. what is bullshit?
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that's all they have, on any issue.
you want actual insight? team sports politics is not the place to look.

is this ban even bullshit? she is a professional sportsperson, she knew this testing was the deal, she failed the test she knew she would be taking. what is bullshit?
Yeah rules are rules, I get that. Having said that it shouldn't be a rule. I mean we're willing to allow transgender athletes to compete, something tells me priorities may be a bit skewed don't you think?
 

kf3

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Yeah rules are rules, I get that. Having said that it shouldn't be a rule. I mean we're willing to allow transgender athletes to compete, something tells me priorities may be a bit skewed don't you think?
the transgender madness is fucking insane, no arguments from me there.

doping control in sport is important, weed? obviously fuck off that's dumb but it is the rule. and unlike the trans bolox this is the same rule for everyone.

is there a medal competitor in this event who is a cheating man? if no, your whole point is kinda irrelevant, if yes the whole story is more minor because the actual woman could never have won.
 

kf3

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if anyone is watching the last few days of the tour they'd know there's some new way of cheating, and it def aint fucking weed or pretending u don't have a dick.
 
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the transgender madness is fucking insane, no arguments from me there.

doping control in sport is important, weed? obviously fuck off that's dumb but it is the rule. and unlike the trans bolox this is the same rule for everyone.

is there a medal competitor in this event who is a cheating man? if no, your whole point is kinda irrelevant, if yes the whole story is more minor because the actual woman could never have won.
Medal? Not that imaware of. Taking a spot on a team yeah maybe.

Honestly I'm paying more attention to a golfer that is borderline an lpga player now. Honestly it doesn't get me that bent out of shape regardless but I suppose it's only a matter of time before a former man makes serious noise

Anyway, elite women are just that. My friend is seriously fast and he isn't elite an woman level talent. These girls are crazy fast.

It's going to take a guy that is state level + in whatever sport to beat the best women out there. And of course that dude needs to decide he doesn't want a dick anymore.

Honestly it's not as big a deal at the Olympic level that I tried to make it be or others are. Taking scholarships though... that's another story that is completely irrelevant here I guess

If nothing else I just used the cop out to portray just how ridiculous banning someone for weed is. Ped's are one thing obviously, weed, the easiest substance to test for that doesn't enhance athletic achievement at all is another.
 
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kf3

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Medal? Not that imaware of. Taking a spot on a team yeah maybe.

Honestly I'm paying more attention to a golfer that is borderline an lpga player now. Honestly it doesn't get me that bent out of shape regardless but I suppose it's only a matter of time before a former man makes serious noise

Anyway, elite women are just that. My friend is seriously fast and he isn't elite an woman level talent. These girls are crazy fast.

It's going to take a guy that is state level + in whatever sport to beat the best women out there. And of course that dude needs to decide he doesn't want a dick anymore.

Honestly it's not as big a deal at the Olympic level that I tried to make it be or others are. Taking scholarships though... that's another story that is completely irrelevant here I guess

If nothing else I just used the cop out to portray just how ridiculous banning someone for weed is. Ped's are one thing obviously, weed, the easiest substance to test for that doesn't enhance athletic achievement at all is another.
that's a very good point and imo it's a much bigger deal than someone having to wait 4 more years to pass the drug testing.

my general opinion is that eventually someone will get into major events, viewers will reject it (not the first time, but very soon after), then the governing bodies will act on their own because the money is what makes it pro sports.
 

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Damn... it's tough learning about her mom passing away, but rules are rules; even bad ones. You can't break the rules, then try to change them to avoid the consequences.

A 21 y\o using marijuana to cope is a bit more problematic than a 21 y/o using it for enjoyment, though. This sort of dysfunction can quickly spiral out of control. That's the story not being talked about... it's much bigger than a gold medal, and AOC can kick rocks for using this young lady to clout chase.
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She knowingly broke the rules and got a slap on the wrists, no big deal.

I agree that allowing men to transition in their 30s and compete against women is far more of an advantage than a real woman being filled to the gills on the majority of 'drugs' on WADA's list.

Does make me wonder if the 'take as many drugs as you want' Olympics would be the way to go though:think1
 
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I'd love to see Rourke vs Gumbo...

As far as I know, I had never seen footage of any of his fights until this, and I couldn't really watch it in real time and just skipped through it. That was some really sad shit and he had that fight won before the bell rang from what I could see. His opponent was the "Andy Warhol" of tomato cans as far as an opponent goes, and bought and paid for before the first bell rang.

I love a fighter who does body work, but those pity-pat punches that floored his opponent were nothing short of incredibly bad.