Fatal bird attack

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
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'Straya, cunt.

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Don't fuck with a cassowary. :lol:

A mate of mine who is ex-army talks about running into one in the bush while he was driving a 10 ton army vehicle. Apparently the thing stood on the road and staunched him out for about 20 minutes. It wouldn't back up, it made up its mind that this huge truck was going to turn around and leave, so the bird stood in front of it and growled at it and threatened it. My mate reckons he wasn't going to run it over and wasn't going to get out of the cab, so he had no options because the fucking thing would not back down. :lol: Says he's never heard a bird growl at him before, but this one did and had a deeeeeep bass rumble that was legit terrifying. Cassowaries are known vicious cunts too, you don't want to get close to them. As this guy found out.

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WaltzingMatilda

racist on the way to being banned
Nov 29, 2015
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Sydney “Orstralia”
Don't fuck with a cassowary. :lol:

A mate of mine who is ex-army talks about running into one in the bush while he was driving a 10 ton army vehicle. Apparently the thing stood on the road and staunched him out for about 20 minutes. It wouldn't back up, it made up its mind that this huge truck was going to turn around and leave, so the bird stood in front of it and growled at it and threatened it. My mate reckons he wasn't going to run it over and wasn't going to get out of the cab, so he had no options because the fucking thing would not back down. :lol: Says he's never heard a bird growl at him before, but this one did and had a deeeeeep bass rumble that was legit terrifying. Cassowaries are known vicious cunts too, you don't want to get close to them. As this guy found out.

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Fuck off cunt :hat