Final(nail in coffin) Star Wars 9 trailer

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I know the story. Want to know?

Rey and Kylo team up to kill the emperor. the emperor that died in ROTJ was a clone.

Force ghosts from dead jedi's join rey to kill Palpatine she reflects his lightening back at him.

She is also his grandaughter.

And he had her parents killed
 
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I know the story. Want to know?

Rey and Kylo team up to kill the emperor. the emperor that died in ROTJ was a clone.

Force ghosts from dead jedi's join rey to kill Palpatine she reflects his lightening back at him.

She is also his grandaughter.

And he had her parents killed
suspected it was something like this - thats a pass from me
 
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I was wondering if this utter flange had uploaded a new video. It says far more about me than it does about him to be fair, but I think I might hate him more than any human being that has ever lived.
Jesus he is the perfect embodiment of what is wrong with grown arse adults never having grown up.

And they seem to have taken over the internet. Never knew there was so many geeks ffs.

Now I like sci fi and fantasy, but not to the extreme lengths these loons do.

I saw this about marvel films and adults, and though the guy is ultra ultra left wing and not someone I like he is bang on imo.

 
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I know the story. Want to know?

Rey and Kylo team up to kill the emperor. the emperor that died in ROTJ was a clone.

Force ghosts from dead jedi's join rey to kill Palpatine she reflects his lightening back at him.

She is also his grandaughter.

And he had her parents killed
How do you knowwwwwww this?
 

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It makes you wonder if they are trolling the fanbase at this point.

No , they can't fly. They just have jet -packs. A jet pack in SW is probably as common as a freaking scooter or something.


This movie is going to be an irritating cringe fest going by all the footage and leaked rumors. Even though im extremely curious to what what happens for myself , im not sure i will or want to bring myself to watch it.

Most will probably go just to see the trilogy conclude rather than go became they are excited to see a SW movie.

I couldn't wait to see Revenge of The Sith and remember the anticipation was nail biting as soon the Attack of The Clones ended. Everybody couldn't wait to see the transformation from Anakin to Vader. The sequel trilogy weren't the best films but the hype for the 3rd and last installment of a SW trilogy was massive.
We have the conclusion to a new trilogy around the corner and nobody cares. It should be a huge deal but it isn't.

But it could have been if it wasn't for the interference of politics and agendas.

Kennedy gave an interview or Q&A a few years back where she recounted a time her and her husband were at some show and she noticed the stage hands were all men. She wondered why there was no women there doing the same job.
This utterance comes from a woman who prides herself on having a team full of women. She's obviously a raging sexist / feminist at heart and you can see the effect it took on the movies.
Her and her militant team of sjw's did what was best for them and not what was best for the fanbase. It wouldn't be out of the realms of possibility that they knew what they were doing to begin with - to destroy the original saga and its charterers.

Hopfully the movie will massively under-perform and they get their comeuppance , but its unlikely to happen unfortunately. :sad2
 
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It makes you wonder if they are trolling the fanbase at this point.

No , they can't fly. They just have jet -packs. A jet pack in SW is probably as common as a freaking scooter or something.


This movie is going to be an irritating cringe fest going by all the footage and leaked rumors. Even though im extremely curious to what what happens for myself , im not sure i will or want to bring myself to watch it.

Most will probably go just to see the trilogy conclude rather than go became they are excited to see a SW movie.

I couldn't wait to see Revenge of The Sith and remember the anticipation was nail biting as soon the Attack of The Clones ended. Everybody couldn't wait to see the transformation from Anakin to Vader. The sequel trilogy weren't the best films but the hype for the 3rd and last installment of a SW trilogy was massive.
We have the conclusion to a new trilogy around the corner and nobody cares. It should be a huge deal but it isn't.

But it could have been if it wasn't for the interference of politics and agendas.

Kennedy gave an interview or Q&A a few years back where she recounted a time her and her husband were at some show and she noticed the stage hands were all men. She wondered why there was no women there doing the same job.
This utterance comes from a woman who prides herself on having a team full of women. She's obviously a raging sexist / feminist at heart and you can see the effect it took on the movies.
Her and her militant team of sjw's did what was best for them and not what was best for the fanbase. It wouldn't be out of the realms of possibility that they knew what they were doing to begin with - to destroy the original saga and its charterers.

Hopfully the movie will massively under-perform and they get their comeuppance , but its unlikely to happen unfortunately. :sad2
If this bombs dramatically then I think it wouldn't be a stretch to say that woke culture in Hollywood will be all but dead.
 
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Bob Iger has said Star Wars will go on a sabbatical after this. That the franchise shouldn't be rolled off the production line like Marvel movies one after another and should instead be an 'event' movie

.......but what he's actually doing is dropping movies and making TV shows for Disney+ instead. So we'll still get SW saturation.

Interestingly Kevin Feige has joined Lucasfilm and there's rumours Kathleen Kennedy is getting the boot but nothing will be official until after Ruse Of Skywalker has bombed and the dust settles in February/march.


And worst of all there are NO FUCKING official baby Yoda toys for Xmas!!!!! Seems like just as with the original SW toy demand was overlooked. Which is a bit ironic when you think about it.
 
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Bob Iger has said Star Wars will go on a sabbatical after this. That the franchise shouldn't be rolled off the production line like Marvel movies one after another and should instead be an 'event' movie

.......but what he's actually doing is dropping movies and making TV shows for Disney+ instead. So we'll still get SW saturation.

Interestingly Kevin Feige has joined Lucasfilm and there's rumours Kathleen Kennedy is getting the boot but nothing will be official until after Ruse Of Skywalker has bombed and the dust settles in February/march.


And worst of all there are NO FUCKING official baby Yoda toys for Xmas!!!!! Seems like just as with the original SW toy demand was overlooked. Which is a bit ironic when you think about it.
It will work much better as a group of TV Series. It allows them to really build the lore and substance of that universe further.
 
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Asked the kids if they still wanted to see the new Star Wars film this Christmas. We make a big deal of going to see a Christmas movie, make a weekend of it away somewhere nice and do the fake foreign market thing and stuff. Book an hotel and have a couple of days away visiting places then go as a family to the cinema. Previous years we had the Hobbit films, the first of the new Star Wars films which was a great feeling going into and the awesome Rogue One. Think it ended up being one of the Guy Richie Sherlock Holmes films one year and maybe a comic book movie another which were quite good. They said no to the new Star Wars film as last years effort almost ruined the weekend. Will have to check what else is out, but its a big indicator of the target audience not wanting the film too. Not just us that grew up on the originals.
 
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We can only hope.

Not planning on seeing it, sounds like it's gonna be a trainwreck.
I'm not into Star Wars but the way Disney has apparently completely disrespected not only the fans and the history of the series in the name of being woke is absolutely shameful man. This is what happens when you put idiots in charge of a property they don't care about.

The new Bond looks to be going the same way and if Terminator was anything to go by these series are in for a huge backlash.
 
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The names Bond, Jaqolisha Shanisha Shaliqua Bond.
Captured Miss Bond: "You'll never get me to talk, torture me as you will, I've been trained by the best - British Intelligence!

Evil Mastermind: Pulls forth from under his tunic a bucket of Popeye's richly herbed fried chicken........

(*It's just a light hearted joke. Dave Chappele's done worse, don't get mad)
 
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