Honest question..what’s your dream job

Hkbrit

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Anything where I can "work from home" that pays decently well. I'm getting real tired of office life, 9-5 cubecel. would love a job I could do remotely and maybe even travel and still do.
 

Duo

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Shoeshine boy for stiletto heeled and skirted females on Wall Street for my d@y job ...dishwasher at Hooters for night work...

Care to guess why the shoe shiner to the right in this classic Hollywood publicity photograph has such a huge smile on his face?..:

 

Hkbrit

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That bum who's on ignore keeps trying to get my attention I see, keep trying blowhard
 
Reactions: Duo
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That bum who's on ignore keeps trying to get my attention I see, keep trying blowhard
When you have someone on IGNORE you cannot see their posts at all. They are totally INVISIBLE to you.

So if you really had me on ignore you could NOT have seen my post in this thread.

That makes you the BIGGEST LIAR on this forum.
 
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consultant who earns enough only work 1 or 2 days a week. tells people what the problems are, how to fix them then piss off.
 
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I come on at midnight, my moniker......The Night Owl

My theme song...



I play four song sets with some theme like.....

prewar blues
primitive jazz
ancient hillbillie
postwar blues
Appalachian
rockabilly
prison songs
train songs
oldies
soul
punk
R&B
funk
rock
big band

A lot of raw, obscure stuff, stuff new to most.


Then talk about the history of it all

Yep, my perfect job.

Texas prewar.....


4 hours a night Fri-Mon, 100 grand a year.

When was the last time ya heard Jackie Shane, let me guess....never.


 
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REDC

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A dream job stops being a dream job as soon as it becomes your actual job. IMO.