Honest question..what’s your dream job

Duo

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When you have someone on IGNORE you cannot see their posts at all. They are totally INVISIBLE to you.

So if you really had me on ignore you could NOT have seen my post in this thread.

That makes you the BIGGEST LIAR on this forum.
This is a test of the CHB Ignore Broadcast System...:

Suck my dink and eat my shit, you asshole cocksucker!!!...I'm getting a triple blowjob from your mother, sister and daughter as I'm typing this, you father fucking cunt!

I'm live streaming your priest uncle as he butt fucks your nun auntie during their convent/monastery orgy, you transsexual bastard faggot pervert!

FUCK YOU!!!!

:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger


This concludes this test of the CHB Ignore Broadcast System. If it has worked as @Jay designed it to keep me on his ignore, then you have no idea whatever about this reply I just posted to you, and you will proceed as usual. If, however, you have received this courteous reply in error, immediately place the offending party on ignore, and inform said offender, who will promptly proceed to send another insulting reply under the alts of Haggis, Johnstown, or any instigator offensive to you for verification of successful ignore implementation...
 
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May 19, 2013
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Pro Golfer

Not even my favourite sport, but the prize money to physical effort ratio is off the charts.

A solid Top 10 golfer who plays 20 tournaments a year between Mid January and late September. Count me in.

Also, their careers can go on at the very top level for 30+ years.
 
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This is a test of the CHB Ignore Broadcast System...:

Suck my dink and eat my shit, you asshole cocksucker!!!...I'm getting a triple blowjob from your mother, sister and daughter as I'm typing this, you father fucking cunt!

I'm live streaming your priest uncle as he butt fucks your nun auntie during their convent/monastery orgy, you transsexual bastard faggot pervert!

FUCK YOU!!!!

:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger


This concludes this test of the CHB Ignore Broadcast System. If it has worked as @Jay designed it to keep me on his ignore, then you have no idea whatever about this reply I just posted to you, and you will proceed as usual. If, however, you have received this courteous reply in error, immediately place the offending party on ignore, and inform said offender, who will promptly proceed to send another insulting reply under the alts of Haggis, Johnstown, or any instigator offensive to you for verification of successful ignore implementation...
The ignore function is not rocket science. I just chose a poster and put them on ignore and all their posts disappeared. When I took them off ignore all their posts reappeared.

You cannot see any thread someone you have on ignore creates nor any thread they bump (until someone else posts in it).

Someone quoting a poster you have on ignore doesn't magically make their post appear either.

That's how I know @Hkbrit is so full of shit.

He can not only still see my posts he is still responding to the content of them. So no matter how many times he wants to claim he has me on ignore, it is plain for all to see that he is LYING!
 
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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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The ignore function is not rocket science. I just chose a poster and put them on ignore and all their posts disappeared. When I took them off ignore all their posts reappeared.

You cannot see any thread someone you have on ignore creates nor any thread they bump (until someone else posts in it).

That's how I know @Hkbrit is so full of shit.

He can not only still see my posts he is still responding to the content of them. So no matter how many times he wants to claim he has me on ignore, it is plain for all to see that he is LYING!
Well, my shtick is inducing posters to place me on ignore...

I define this as rocket science (since I'm, you know, a total prick)...:

 

Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
Jun 5, 2013
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Show dem balls bro
This is a test of the CHB Ignore Broadcast System...:

Suck my dink and eat my shit, you asshole cocksucker!!!...I'm getting a triple blowjob from your mother, sister and daughter as I'm typing this, you father fucking cunt!

I'm live streaming your priest uncle as he butt fucks your nun auntie during their convent/monastery orgy, you transsexual bastard faggot pervert!

FUCK YOU!!!!

:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger:middlefinger


This concludes this test of the CHB Ignore Broadcast System. If it has worked as @Jay designed it to keep me on his ignore, then you have no idea whatever about this reply I just posted to you, and you will proceed as usual. If, however, you have received this courteous reply in error, immediately place the offending party on ignore, and inform said offender, who will promptly proceed to send another insulting reply under the alts of Haggis, Johnstown, or any instigator offensive to you for verification of successful ignore implementation...

Once upon a time it was all titties and ass.

Now it's just ass. Pure fucking ass. :verysad
 
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ant-man

You insulted him a little bit.
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Round and about
That's how I know @Hkbrit is so full of shit.

He can not only still see my posts he is still responding to the content of them. So no matter how many times he wants to claim he has me on ignore, it is plain for all to see that he is LYING!
'Ignore' is a mind game and you're both losing because neither of you is capable of ignoring the other. He can't resist peeking at your supposedly 'ignored' posts and you can't handle being ignored. Both of you are in each other's heads. :lol:
 

Duo

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'Ignore' is a mind game and you're both losing because neither of you is capable of ignoring the other. He can't resist peeking at your supposedly 'ignored' posts and you can't handle being ignored. Both of you are in each other's heads. :lol:
Yeah, yeah, we know your history on this, Oh Great One!!!:bow:bow:bow

Ainsley Harriot
aliwasthegreatest
Ashikaga
Atlanta
Azadi
bald_head_slick
bazzel
bballchump11
beat down
Bernard Black
Big Beat
Bradman
Brighton Bomber
browsing
CASH_718
Casper Gomez
Gooner
Chex31
Clifford W
Cormega
Davvers
DeMarco
Duffy
Duo
Fuck Off
gbrandon
gumbo2176
Hagler
HARDER
Herbaholic
iceblink
ImElvis666
Irländsk
JamieC
Jared
Johnstown
Kalash
kenny black
Kieran
Liam
Mable
Magges
MamaSaidKnockYouOut
Medicine
MichiganWarrior
mike_bngs
Mr. Brain
OG Wenger
paloalto00
PC Principal
Pimp C
PivotPunch
Powerplow
Powerpuncher
Red Samurai
Rob
Ryu
Semtex
Setanta
Slugger3000
steviebruno
Strike
Sweethome_Bama
taylor kalashnikov
TeddyL
TFG
TheGreat
ThenewFelixTrinidad
totpicotrain
VG_Addict
VinoVeritas
WaltzingMatilda
WillRose_
Wordup
Zak
Zombie
 
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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
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Having @Hkbrit claim he has me on ignore and being able to prove he is lying and hasn't far surpasses that IMO.
Does this (my old fallback stories for disturbing CHBers) surpass that?...:


From "Men in Love," by Nancy Friday (1933-2017) 1980:

Chapter 8 - Fetishism (Page 185)

ROY (Page 186)

I am a foot fetishist. I love bare feet, shoes, high-heel boots and anything pertaining to the female foot. The story starts this way. From the time I can remember, my mother, a beautiful woman then in her early forties, would give me horsy rides on her foot. At that age it didn't bother me sexually, but it always felt good. By the age of thirteen or fourteen, she still allowed me the horsy rides, but now I am sure she realized that I wasn't just playing. I was coming in my p.j.'s. The reason I know this now is because when the "ride" was finished, she would give me a complete going over with both feet, usually with her beautiful high-heel and pointed toe shoes on, kicking me between the buttocks, under my balls,and wind up rubbing her foot on my cock and bringing on another come. Then to bed. Needless to say, my fantasy is to have four girls or women in my room, then I strip naked and roll all around the floor while they take turns kicking me in all the vulnerable spots until they have brought me to as many comes as I can possibly take. Sound kinky? True.


From "Men in Love," by Nancy Friday, 1980, Chapter 12, page 270:

CHAPTER 12

Animals

GERALD

"I had my first orgasm when I was twelve. I was playing
with my cock and it kept feeling better and better until that
indescribable explosion of passion which I shall never forget,
though I'm well past fifty.

Those were the days when premarital fucking was frowned
upon and anyway, I was too bashful to ask girls for a date,
much less fuck them. But I often wondered what a girl's sex-
ual organs looked like and how it would feel to put my cock
inside a girl. There were no picture magazines then so I could
only fantasize. I was in my twenties before I finally got a
good look at a girl's bottom! I lived alone with my hand on
my cock for years, not realizing how beautiful the world of
sexual experience there was to enjoy outside of myself.
Since we lived on a farm I discovered a unique way of get-
ting my sexual needs satisfied. I began to experiment with
cows. First I tried it on the calves about a year old but they
were a bit too tight and would not stand still. So I took to
fucking older cows, some of which seemed to enjoy it as
much as I did. I figured this is what it must be like to fuck a
real girl and would fantasize I was doing just that. I did
worry, however, that it might be possible for the cows to get
babies instead of calves, for then my secret would be discov-
ered.

In my mid-twenties I finally got up enough courage to date

girls and eventually became married. Sex has been my great-
est pleasure and still is. Every time I fuck my wife I can't get
over the thought that I am actually fucking a real woman and
not a cow."
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Once upon a time it was all titties and ass.

Now it's just ass. Pure fucking ass. :verysad
:happy:happy:happy:happy:happy:happy:happy:happy:happy

Yay! More boobies for me!!! (But they do have to be PURE boobs, none of this silicone or saline implant environmental toxicity. Speaking of which, can Kim Kardashian's ass be defined as "pure?"...)
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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and I am clearly in yours. :lol:


ARE you??? Let's take another look...(Hey, don't look at me, I MADE his list! I'm nothing to him. Can you say that?...):

Ainsley Harriot
aliwasthegreatest
Ashikaga
Atlanta
Azadi
bald_head_slick
bazzel
bballchump11
beat down
Bernard Black
Big Beat
Bradman
Brighton Bomber
browsing
CASH_718
Casper Gomez
Gooner
Chex31
Clifford W
Cormega
Davvers
DeMarco
Duffy
Duo
Fuck Off
gbrandon
gumbo2176
Hagler
HARDER
Herbaholic
iceblink
ImElvis666
Irländsk
JamieC
Jared
Johnstown
Kalash
kenny black
Kieran
Liam
Mable
Magges
MamaSaidKnockYouOut
Medicine
MichiganWarrior
mike_bngs
Mr. Brain
OG Wenger
paloalto00
PC Principal
Pimp C
PivotPunch
Powerplow
Powerpuncher
Red Samurai
Rob
Ryu
Semtex
Setanta
Slugger3000
steviebruno
Strike
Sweethome_Bama
taylor kalashnikov
TeddyL
TFG
TheGreat
ThenewFelixTrinidad
totpicotrain
VG_Addict
VinoVeritas
WaltzingMatilda
WillRose_
Wordup
Zak
Zombie
 

Yolo Swaggins

I wear your Grandads clothes
May 16, 2013
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Would love to Be a adventure or travel photographer but so would every narcissistic cunt on instagram so that dreams dead :lol:
 
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Footballer would’ve been the obvious one when I was younger, then boxer (unbeatable world champion obviously).

I really like my current job. Travel, work with some ridiculously smart people, get involved with exciting businesses that are, on occasion, trying to do something remarkable.

Anything that involves any degree of having a boss, schedule, clients you’re answerable too or targets does create a degree of stress though, even if you’re on good terms with all of it. Ideally I would just be rich enough to focus on getting better at the things I enjoy and not worry about anything else.