House sitting for a dog the next 3 days

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Like a fucking football
Winky for all his flaws is a trooper.

I went to the gym. Barricaded door in, he got through.

He’s highly intelligent. He just doesn’t get to go out for walks. He needs to..

Been following me around 24/7. Won’t leave my side. To me he’s like me. He’s a puppy who has never grown up. He doesn’t show signs of acting like an old dog. He’s 10 years old. He’s got tons of energy for his age
 

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I met This yoga instructor and we both wanna smoke weed with each other. My house is a no go. So I have a 2 day window to make shit happen. She may go tomorrow she says..

I got the R Kelly, Grand Daddy’s Purple and all the shitty snacks you can eat
Rubbers, Doby ?

Don't forget Julius Schmidt's fine product.


We don't want a tearful 'Doby exit thread ' here in seven years time, and stories of how your mum is going to leave your room exactly as it is.
 

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Winky for all his flaws is a trooper.

I went to the gym. Barricaded door in, he got through.

He’s highly intelligent. He just doesn’t get to go out for walks. He needs to..

Been following me around 24/7. Won’t leave my side. To me he’s like me. He’s a puppy who has never grown up. He doesn’t show signs of acting like an old dog. He’s 10 years old. He’s got tons of energy for his age
Right on Doby.

Don’t know how you get it done in that 100+ degree heat but no doubt it’s what he needs.
 
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Rubbers, Doby ?

Don't forget Julius Schmidt's fine product.


We don't want a tearful 'Doby exit thread ' here in seven years time, and stories of how your mum is going to leave your room exactly as it is.
Man I fucked this one up big time
Right on Doby.

Don’t know how you get it done in that 100+ degree heat but no doubt it’s what he needs.
You don’t wanna walk them because the sidewalks get hot.

Best time is evenings or early mornings.
 
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i Have video of her and I told her of my alter ego named DobyZhee...

I can’t post a vid of her face,

We did yoga and I asked her if we can pray to God...

My life is changed, I have given up the quest for poon for a more higher understanding.

It’s a shitty story but i’ll Tell what happened
 
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Never really got a good look at her, mate, FFS. You should take that dog for walks regularly, even when this gig is over, it will be beneficial to both you and the dog.
My best friend has a daughter who is lazy as fuck. I told her winky needs to be walked twice a day.

I have video and she let me film but what happened was very spiritual..
I can’t betray her. She is a good person, you guys would just bag on her.

You wouldn’t dberry. But others would

She’s 46
 
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DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
My best friend has a daughter who is lazy as fuck. I told her winky needs to be walked twice a day.

I have video and she let me film but what happened was very spiritual..
I can’t betray her. She is a good person, you guys would just bag on her.

You wouldn’t dberry. But others would

She’s 46
Meh, I'm 46. I can tell she's way better than the drunk Alf looking munter you bailed on. Good on you, anyway Doby.
The rubber fell out of my pocket while she rolled a blunt...
:rofl
 

Tuff Gong

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i Have video of her and I told her of my alter ego named DobyZhee...

I can’t post a vid of her face,

We did yoga and I asked her if we can pray to God...

My life is changed, I have given up the quest for poon for a more higher understanding.

It’s a shitty story but i’ll Tell what happened
Uh you got really stoned again?
 
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Tuff Gong

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The rubber fell out of my pocket while she rolled a blunt...
:lol: something similar happened to me years ago when I got stoned with a chick I worked with who I wanted to smash.

I had a rubber in the fob pocket of my jeans but got so stoned I forgot it was there, then when I was searching my pockets for some hash I had I felt it there & pulled it out & just stared at it, completely incapable of working out what it was. I even looked at the chick as if to say "any idea what this is?" before finally remembering what it was.

REAL smooth :lol:

PS no I didn't get to smash