how many of you CHB deviants have slept with trannies/shemales/whatever?

???

  • Plenty

  • Just once. I swear.

  • Never in a million years


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Squire

Let's Go Champ
May 17, 2013
5,663
2,089
Morpeth, Northumberland
No, and almost never even see them here. There was a very strange guy on my course at uni who started transitioning and came back as (sort of) a woman after a while, but didn't look very different and disappeared for good shortly after anyway. That was almost ten years ago and I don't think I've even seen one since. They must have congregated at all the public toilets for the opposite sex, or maybe they all moved to London and Manchester so they can constantly appear on the BBC like they do
 
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G-fellaaaaa

Veiny Member
Jul 31, 2012
11,656
6,221
Not to my knowledge.

I did hear a funny story of an old teacher of mine on a rugby (supporters) tour hooking up with this broad in the far east, buying her drinks all night in the expectation of some nice Asian quim, then putting his hand downstairs, finding a schlong he wasn't expecting and being knocked out by the bloke he was groping. I learnt this from very close family friends who were in his group. That made my day because this guy had been a particular asshole of a teacher.
 
Sep 1, 2016
2,630
1,814
31
Been sucked off by one. Was in a club in Liverpool St in London with a friend absolutely pissed out my face when he somehow convinced two Thai "women" to carry on the party at theirs. Got back to their place and started having fun, by that I mean there was some kissing and I was getting my dick wet.

I was definitely wary having heard the stories, but also pretty naive and just thought we'd got super lucky. I then went to go downstairs on "her" and she recoiled and I realised she was in fact a he and what an idiot I'd been.

It ended with me using the logic that if she/he wants to live as a woman, they therefore consider themselves to be women and so should I... I was basically justifying why my rock hard cock needed finishing off.
 
May 17, 2013
9,653
7,488
Louisiana
I live in a city that has its fair share of such folks if one was prone to go looking for them. The French Quarter is like a magnet for all sorts of "outside the box" sexual adventures if one was inclined to seek this type thing out. Hell, there's an entire week long festival devoted to the gay community and it draws folks from all over the country when it takes place.

As for me, never in this lifetime. I like my women to be real women complete with the womanly parts they were born with, not some cut off penis that has been transformed into a fake vagina, a body full of chemicals to erase body hair, form breasts and put a higher pitch on the voice or operations to remove ribs for a more feminine body shape, shave the Adam's apple and fill the pecs with silicone to make breasts.
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
6,812
3,582
She has to provide me with a frontal X-ray showing her pelvic girdle breadth and all 12 of her original ribs on each side proving a natural waist to hips ratio of not less than 35% differential. Her boobs must also be proved natural, and not less than 5% larger than her hips. Finally, when standing still, she must be able to simultaneously balance two filled champagne glasses atop her knockers while balancing another two filled glasses atop her buttock shelves for not less than five minutes without spilling a drop from any of the four glasses.

Failing that, I've no problem doing a menage a trois or fourway with two or three pregnant and lactating females. I don't have to worry about paternity, and the hormones of pregnant chicks make them incredibly horny just at a moment all other guys are turned off to them. Once I get off, these sexually neglected mothers to be are more than delighted to undertake lesbian sex with each other while I recharge during my refractory intervals, keeping everybody happy.

Oh...I'm sorry...you were asking about CHB deviants!!! Well just put me on ignore...
 
Jun 4, 2013
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5,618
:lol: Why did you make it visible? Should've been private. Voted just to see the results. I'm a bit disappointed considering the tranny talk that goes on these boards.

There are like zero trannies, and at my first university, I only saw one. It was a mountain of a man. Looked like Tyson Fury in a fucking wig, no lie. Probably smelled awful considering the monster had some gross, stringy hair. Wore a dress with his thick armhair curling around the outside. I mean the dude was a fucking mess.

Note to anyone trying to transition or whatever, putting on a dress and coloring your nails doesn't make you a woman, queermos.
 

Johnstown

Dominant Poster
Jun 4, 2013
16,189
1,830
:lol: Why did you make it visible? Should've been private. Voted just to see the results. I'm a bit disappointed considering the tranny talk that goes on these boards.

There are like zero trannies, and at my first university, I only saw one. It was a mountain of a man. Looked like Tyson Fury in a fucking wig, no lie. Probably smelled awful considering the monster had some gross, stringy hair. Wore a dress with his thick armhair curling around the outside. I mean the dude was a fucking mess.

Note to anyone trying to transition or whatever, putting on a dress and coloring your nails doesn't make you a woman, queermos.
Tell that to honest Paul.
 
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emallini

Send your postcode and I will travel to fight you
Sep 2, 2014
3,418
2,476
Been sucked off by one. Was in a club in Liverpool St in London with a friend absolutely pissed out my face when he somehow convinced two Thai "women" to carry on the party at theirs. Got back to their place and started having fun, by that I mean there was some kissing and I was getting my dick wet.

I was definitely wary having heard the stories, but also pretty naive and just thought we'd got super lucky. I then went to go downstairs on "her" and she recoiled and I realised she was in fact a he and what an idiot I'd been.

It ended with me using the logic that if she/he wants to live as a woman, they therefore consider themselves to be women and so should I... I was basically justifying why my rock hard cock needed finishing off.
You're a beast bro
 
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NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
22,210
10,896
Castle Duckula.
Can't say I remember even seeing one in real life.

The wife was on a work course and one turned up. The wife said the man/lady was fairly normal but had gone through all kinds of hell before deciding to change gender. Think it was a man becoming a woman or had already changed. Don't think she was that convincing and had a deep mans voice still. Probably missed my opportunity in that to get jiggy with one. Which I'm quite glad about.
 

One to watch

CHB WORLD CHAMPION 2018
Jun 5, 2013
60,398
31,863
Been sucked off by one. Was in a club in Liverpool St in London with a friend absolutely pissed out my face when he somehow convinced two Thai "women" to carry on the party at theirs. Got back to their place and started having fun, by that I mean there was some kissing and I was getting my dick wet.

I was definitely wary having heard the stories, but also pretty naive and just thought we'd got super lucky. I then went to go downstairs on "her" and she recoiled and I realised she was in fact a he and what an idiot I'd been.

It ended with me using the logic that if she/he wants to live as a woman, they therefore consider themselves to be women and so should I... I was basically justifying why my rock hard cock needed finishing off.
Huh?
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
6,812
3,582
Make sure to use her bathroom first, and check for Midol Menstridol, Kotex, Tampax, an unopened package of Monstat 7, and best of all, Lybrel, Seasonale, Seasonique, Yaz or Yasmin in her medicine cabinet, anything which proves she is indeed a female with naturally inflating soft body parts, so you can be certain she'll always be plumping up in fertile in heat with eustress...

There's a particular red tea she should be able to make for you. You don't need to drink it, just be sure she can and is willing to serve it as a good hostess. Then, you don't have to worry about the possibility you might be sleeping with somebody who is other than a genetic female. (Also, stay away from girls who are too young or old to make this concoction...)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tampon tea






I'm raw and sore

From my natural monthly abortion

It bleeds from me

Endlessly

Makes me into

Tampon tea

Would you like a drink

Of my aches and pains

Would you like a taste

Of Embryo Murder?

Leave me alone-

I'm harvesting...

Leave me alone-

Their lives are dying...


Sorry, but I'm ripped open right now

Sorry, but I'm Tampon tea right now

I'm just Tampon tea now

I'm just bleeding now


Uterus, uterus

Why do you have to be so stubborn?

Why can't you sew your lips?

Ovaries, ovaries

Why are you such serial killers?


Pearls blushing,

Flowers wilting,

Color hueing

When will the kettle whistle

So I can pour this

All

Out


http://figment.com/books/291023-Tampon-Tea
 
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Pedrin1787

Snappin necks and cashin checks
Dec 24, 2013
6,144
2,631
Make sure to use her bathroom first, and check for Midol Menstridol, Kotex, Tampax, an unopened package of Monstat 7, and best of all, Lybrel, Seasonale, Seasonique, Yaz or Yasmin in her medicine cabinet, anything which proves she is indeed a female with naturally inflating soft body parts, so you can be certain she'll always be plumping up in fertile in heat with eustress...

There's a particular red tea she should be able to make for you. You don't need to drink it, just be sure she can and is willing to serve it as a good hostess. Then, you don't have to worry about the possibility you might be sleeping with somebody who is other than a genetic female. (Also, stay away from girls who are too young or old to make this concoction...)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tampon tea






I'm raw and sore

From my natural monthly abortion

It bleeds from me

Endlessly

Makes me into

Tampon tea

Would you like a drink

Of my aches and

Would you like a taste

Of Embryo Murder?

Leave me alone-

I'm harvesting...

Leave me alone-

Their lives are dying...


Sorry, but I'm ripped open right now

Sorry, but I'm Tampon tea right now

I'm just Tampon tea now

I'm just bleeding now


Uterus, uterus

Why do you have to be so stubborn?

Why can't you sew your lips?

Ovaries, ovaries

Why are you such serial killers?


Pearls blushing,

Flowers wilting,

Color hueing

When will the kettle whistle

So I can pour this

All

Out


http://figment.com/books/291023-Tampon-Tea
 
Jun 11, 2014
6,666
6,511
scotland
Make sure to use her bathroom first, and check for Midol Menstridol, Kotex, Tampax, an unopened package of Monstat 7, and best of all, Lybrel, Seasonale, Seasonique, Yaz or Yasmin in her medicine cabinet, anything which proves she is indeed a female with naturally inflating soft body parts, so you can be certain she'll always be plumping up in fertile in heat with eustress...

There's a particular red tea she should be able to make for you. You don't need to drink it, just be sure she can and is willing to serve it as a good hostess. Then, you don't have to worry about the possibility you might be sleeping with somebody who is other than a genetic female. (Also, stay away from girls who are too young or old to make this concoction...)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tampon tea






I'm raw and sore

From my natural monthly abortion

It bleeds from me

Endlessly

Makes me into

Tampon tea

Would you like a drink

Of my aches and

Would you like a taste

Of Embryo Murder?

Leave me alone-

I'm harvesting...

Leave me alone-

Their lives are dying...


Sorry, but I'm ripped open right now

Sorry, but I'm Tampon tea right now

I'm just Tampon tea now

I'm just bleeding now


Uterus, uterus

Why do you have to be so stubborn?

Why can't you sew your lips?

Ovaries, ovaries

Why are you such serial killers?


Pearls blushing,

Flowers wilting,

Color hueing

When will the kettle whistle

So I can pour this

All

Out


http://figment.com/books/291023-Tampon-Tea
@rossco