how many of you CHB deviants have slept with trannies/shemales/whatever?

???

  • Plenty

  • Just once. I swear.

  • Never in a million years


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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Fuck tampon-tea.

I drink menstrual blood pure and unfiltered.

Straight from the fucking source :yep
Well, that's a perfectly acceptable personal preference. Me, I like to make sure that her tea hasn't been mixed with her lemonade (and I prefer to separate both drinks from my fucking source, so they all remain straight)...
 

rossco

"Jesus loves ma balls"
Jun 9, 2013
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Well, that's a perfectly acceptable personal preference. Me, I like to make sure that her tea hasn't been mixed with her lemonade (and I prefer to separate both drinks from my fucking source, so they all remain straight)...
Do you prefer filtered or clotted tea? I personally love the chewy bits.
 
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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Do you prefer filtered or clotted tea? I personally love the chewy bits.
Oh definitely filtered tea! Partly because I set aside the strained chewy bits to use as a topping in my cheesy pizzas!
 
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Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Deep muthafuckin Pan?
If I want those pieces to remain chewy, certainly! Sometimes though, I do prefer NY style thin and crispy. (I always make sure to tell my guests they're bacon bits...)
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Waste not want not as they say. Its better that than leaving the excess sauce to dry up and flake all over the carpet.
:conf Hey, in some climates, fresh tomatoes simply aren't available year round...
 

Medicine

YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
Jun 4, 2013
3,754
1,474
Ambler, PA
If it's some disgusting man with a wig like this thing.....Hell fucking NO... No one wants to date you not because your a tranny it's because you sound like a guy and look like a fucking creature.....


Now this on the other hand... I'll plow the fuck out of it....

 

rossco

"Jesus loves ma balls"
Jun 9, 2013
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If I want those pieces to remain chewy, certainly! Sometimes though, I do prefer NY style thin and crispy. (I always make sure to tell my guests they're bacon bits...)
Good disguise. In Scotland we like to batter and deep fry our pizza's. You could add toe nails and matted arse hair and no one would ever notice.
 

Duo

Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Good disguise. In Scotland we like to batter and deep fry our pizza's. You could add toe nails and matted arse hair and no one would ever notice.
Matted arse hair? I thought that was what Walker Slater Scottish Tweed comes from, the virgin "wool" of long haired arses that had never been fucked.

The story as I understood it, is that kilts are worn without underwear through the winter months, until the hair has grown to the same five inch length of Egyptian long thread cotton, then harvested by shearing in the spring so it can start to grow again.

Excellent, durable clothing material! Unlike wool, the moths won't touch it...
 
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NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
22,250
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Castle Duckula.
How would it go if you are in a bar talking to a really hot lady.I mean stunning pretty much 10/10 or a straight 9 minimum. You are doing damn fine and she offers to go back to yours, or hers. You've had plenty to drink but not wasted, just enough to be very merry and ready for action and my god shes hot in that figure hugging dress with a great ass and tits to die for. She's been talking dirty all night so you are more than in the mood. Your dick feels like it's had a 10 week training camp.

Now in her house and skip everything to go straight to the bedroom, she goes to the bathroom to freshen and you get mentally set with the sex montage going through your mind with what you are going to do and how great you are going to do it. She comes out of the bathroom in skimpy underwear and looking even more stunning, with added sex appeal and eyes lip combo which hints that she is a cock starved nympho who lives for nothing but the particular cock you have foaming inside your trousers. You are stood there in your best and she unbuckles your belt and reaches into your trousers and sighs at the weight you've reached, she gasps and visibly trembles as if instantly in love with your member. You are the greatest thing to ever exist in sexual intercourse. Pulling her close you slide a hand down the side of her body, breast, stomach and hips. You stiffen in her hands as you kiss the tips of her lips. With the other hand reaching for the front of her bra on soft flesh moving down her belly til her knicker line graces your fingers. She lets out a simple whimper. You go into the knickers, further, further, she parts her legs that little bit more. THUNK. 9 inches of thick throbbing, pre cum horny dick drops down and bruises your hand on impact......And then...?

What do you do?
 

Setanta

BAD MOTHERFUCKER
May 24, 2013
6,803
2,256
Emain Macha
How would it go if you are in a bar talking to a really hot lady.I mean stunning pretty much 10/10 or a straight 9 minimum. You are doing damn fine and she offers to go back to yours, or hers. You've had plenty to drink but not wasted, just enough to be very merry and ready for action and my god shes hot in that figure hugging dress with a great ass and tits to die for. She's been talking dirty all night so you are more than in the mood. Your dick feels like it's had a 10 week training camp.

Now in her house and skip everything to go straight to the bedroom, she goes to the bathroom to freshen and you get mentally set with the sex montage going through your mind with what you are going to do and how great you are going to do it. She comes out of the bathroom in skimpy underwear and looking even more stunning, with added sex appeal and eyes lip combo which hints that she is a cock starved nympho who lives for nothing but the particular cock you have foaming inside your trousers. You are stood there in your best and she unbuckles your belt and reaches into your trousers and sighs at the weight you've reached, she gasps and visibly trembles as if instantly in love with your member. You are the greatest thing to ever exist in sexual intercourse. Pulling her close you slide a hand down the side of her body, breast, stomach and hips. You stiffen in her hands as you kiss the tips of her lips. With the other hand reaching for the front of her bra on soft flesh moving down her belly til her knicker line graces your fingers. She lets out a simple whimper. You go into the knickers, further, further, she parts her legs that little bit more. THUNK. 9 inches of thick throbbing, pre cum horny dick drops down and bruises your hand on impact......And then...?

What do you do?

That was a bit too lengthy and explicit to have been a hypothetical.

So ?

What did you do ?
 

rossco

"Jesus loves ma balls"
Jun 9, 2013
8,861
7,091
Matted arse hair? I thought that was what Walker Slater Scottish Tweed comes from, the virgin "wool" of long haired arses that had never been fucked.

The story as I understood it, is that kilts are worn without underwear through the winter months, until the hair has grown to the same five inch length of Egyptian long thread cotton, then harvested by shearing in the spring so it can start to grow again.

Excellent, durable clothing material! Unlike wool, the moths won't touch it...
Superb :lol: