how many of you CHB deviants have slept with trannies/shemales/whatever?

???

  • Plenty

  • Just once. I swear.

  • Never in a million years


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Jun 4, 2013
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Then, because of techks in this very thread, PTF's knees buckle!...







Between Haggis and PTF...



I achieved this because I grizzly manned Mexi-Box into permanent PTSD trauma (because not everybody can be crushed by sexual fetishes)...

Now, @techks has fractured the armor of PTF, and I feel like Joe Louis and Roberto Duran moving in for the kill (because of all PTF's bad mouthing about TFB and my beloved Patriots leading up to SB LI).

PTF's just a sacrificial lamb though. Once I prove him wrong by getting on his Ignore List, I'm going after the most humongous game of all, not Faggis, but @Goatse!!! Nobody's ever made it onto Goat's Ignore List, not even the giant Zakass. I will then have plunged to a new low, beneath the depths of Hell itself. (I must not look ahead however before I put away PTF. First, I must use TFB and Belichick as examples of how to put away a reeling adversary. Goat will take all my focused guile, trickery, deceit and chicanery.)

Getting on Ignore Lists is awesome, like knowing your posts have caused other readers to get boners. I'm drunk with power from the Twisted Side of the Farce, and simply can't get enough! I must continue causing ever greater disturbances and chaos in the Farce!...

Stop quoting me you bastards!

And not gonna happen.:nono
And you and Goat take the Faggits stuff in great spirits like it should be so you're miles off on that one.
 
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Jun 17, 2013
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Been sucked off by one. Was in a club in Liverpool St in London with a friend absolutely pissed out my face when he somehow convinced two Thai "women" to carry on the party at theirs. Got back to their place and started having fun, by that I mean there was some kissing and I was getting my dick wet.

I was definitely wary having heard the stories, but also pretty naive and just thought we'd got super lucky. I then went to go downstairs on "her" and she recoiled and I realised she was in fact a he and what an idiot I'd been.

It ended with me using the logic that if she/he wants to live as a woman, they therefore consider themselves to be women and so should I... I was basically justifying why my rock hard cock needed finishing off.
Did you suck her dick in return?
 
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I've messed around with 3 trannys, all of them escorts (I didn't pay for them btw, met 2 of them online and one at a bar), and I gotta say they looked more feminine than some of the women I've banged to be honest :lol:

All three hairless with curves, hips, tits, lips, bubble butts and pretty faces you name it they had it and yes of course a cock too but I didn't give a shit as they looked too good to pass up and they were hungry, starving for my cock even, and I wasn't interested in playing with their dicks so I said fuck it and took the plunge and I have no regrets whatsoever.

I can't lie I've only ever had four women deepthroat me out of god knows how many in my lifetime and there were lots of them (i used to be a swinger and been involved in numerous orgies/gangbangs and been a bull for couples for over a decade) but these he-shes with minimal struggle took me down balls deep and were able to do suck me dry in a way most of my exes couldn't and it was great.

As for the fucking part I can't complain either, they bent over and took the dick long and hard all the way up the tailpipe and I got off and so did they, win-win as far as I'm concerned and I won't say that I won't do it again either.

I still have one on call if I ever wanna see her-him, but with four girls on rotation I'll stick to the real deal for the time being, although I gotta say these trannys have a hunger for cock, big cock especially, that is simply unmatched by most heterosexual women even the nympho/psycho ones like my borderline stripper exe.

we're you drunk?
 

techks

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...which proves all three of us are straight, since only a straight dude could type up a boner for other straight dudes. Females by birth and hard wired faggots are generally considered not to have the insight necessary to create such.

Well, for me anyway. Anne Desclos created the pen name of Pauline Reage in order to prove to her lover and de Sade admirer Jean Paulhan wrong after he remarked to her that no woman was capable of writing an erotic novel (especially for men). In fact, "O" didn't really do anything for me (which for me proved a female indeed wrote it, decades before Anne Desclos revealed herself in her 1994 New Yorker interview at age 87). Neither did Nancy Friday's collection of female sexual fantasies much. (I suspect that some of the few she published which did provoke a reaction from My Secret Garden were actually written up by males.)

No question Men in Love was a compilation of male sexual fantasies. The various descriptions tapped directly into the psyches of the boys I went to school with. I've actually known very few females who are highly sexual, whose pupils explode wide open when the subject comes up. Many pay lip service to sexuality, but their pupils remain pinholes. Many females simply don't have the DNA hard wiring necessary for allowing them to experience sexual pleasure and have orgasms.


As for the hips so broad they have to be turned sideways, you'll be pleased to know I lifted that directly from a description of how Max Baer, Sr. needed to twist his broad shoulders to pass through doors. I simply took the endlessly long clavicle of one of the most notorious ladies men among the HW Champions, and transformed it down the anatomy into the widest pelvic girdle human femininity has to offer...

Louise Brooks was right, I always believed. True bisexuality is a myth. One is truly either all one of the other at the end of the day. Genetic research has proved there are same sex preference malfunctions and maladaptations throughout the animal kingdom, always have been, and always will be. Most gay males I've met are legitimately gay, have always had girls and women fighting over them, but simply weren't interested in the opposite sex. Most lesbians I've known, on the other hand, are simply too ugly and physically repulsive to induce boners, so they're forced into homosexuality for obtaining love and sex with other fat and ugly default lesbians. (Just go to a Gay "Pride" parade sometime with your girl, if you're both cheap and adventurous. Be sure to take ginger capsules or other anti emetics with you, because otherwise you'll be vomiting at the lesbians while she's heartbroken at all the gorgeous faggots who don't care for the opposite sex. Afterwards, she'll really feel like you've done her a favor by condescending to provide her with male companionship, and buy you dinner in gratitude and sheer relief...)
Love ya bro but I'm not ever taking advice from you. Not sure if serious but bisexuals do exist. Ask muh cawk bro! There's a spectrum and I definitely do not subscribe to being straight. Love all orientations amongst consenting adults. And there are hot lesbians that don't want anything to do romantically/sexually with males but are rare.
 

Duo

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Love ya bro but I'm not ever taking advice from you. Not sure if serious but bisexuals do exist. Ask muh cawk bro! There's a spectrum and I definitely do not subscribe to being straight. Love all orientations amongst consenting adults. And there are hot lesbians that don't want anything to do romantically/sexually with males but are rare.
:nono NOBODY should EVER take advice from me!....:lol:
 
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One to watch

CHB WORLD CHAMPION 2018
Jun 5, 2013
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It's a man no matter what they look like,most likely with a big hairy dick.

What's wrong with you people?
 

DBerry

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'Straya, cunt.
Make sure to use her bathroom first, and check for Midol Menstridol, Kotex, Tampax, an unopened package of Monstat 7, and best of all, Lybrel, Seasonale, Seasonique, Yaz or Yasmin in her medicine cabinet, anything which proves she is indeed a female with naturally inflating soft body parts, so you can be certain she'll always be plumping up in fertile in heat with eustress...

There's a particular red tea she should be able to make for you. You don't need to drink it, just be sure she can and is willing to serve it as a good hostess. Then, you don't have to worry about the possibility you might be sleeping with somebody who is other than a genetic female. (Also, stay away from girls who are too young or old to make this concoction...)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tampon tea






I'm raw and sore

From my natural monthly abortion

It bleeds from me

Endlessly

Makes me into

Tampon tea

Would you like a drink

Of my aches and pains

Would you like a taste

Of Embryo Murder?

Leave me alone-

I'm harvesting...

Leave me alone-

Their lives are dying...


Sorry, but I'm ripped open right now

Sorry, but I'm Tampon tea right now

I'm just Tampon tea now

I'm just bleeding now


Uterus, uterus

Why do you have to be so stubborn?

Why can't you sew your lips?

Ovaries, ovaries

Why are you such serial killers?


Pearls blushing,

Flowers wilting,

Color hueing

When will the kettle whistle

So I can pour this

All

Out


http://figment.com/books/291023-Tampon-Tea
Too far :bart
 

techks

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Jun 4, 2013
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:nono NOBODY should EVER take advice from me!....:lol:
Of course but be happy with your own path. As I always stress, it's a consenting adults business what they do with others. With almost all people being straight, there's room for gayness/transsexuals/etc. and most people have at least one weird fetish.
 

techks

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Jun 4, 2013
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Whilst I'm sure that'd be your idea of heaven, I didn't.
Can't speak for bjj but some people claim to be "repulsed" but are actually turned on by that. At least I'm honest on here that I do love transwomen. Not just as potential friends but as lovers/sex partners too.
 
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Can't speak for bjj but some people claim to be "repulsed" but are actually turned on by that. At least I'm honest on here that I do love transwomen. Not just as potential friends but as lovers/sex partners too.
That's fair enough mate. I don't get repulsed by peoples lifestyle choices and find it strange when people get so worked up over it.

I won't be repeating my experience, but it's something I've encountered, can tick off the list and move on.
 

V-2

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How could this happen?
You're all up in the tranny mix now, officially an involved party. Relaaaax. Yeah, I agree though as I prefer my women to be women and men to be men too, but one can't deny the greatness that comes of some of these threads; which poster was it in that other one who came with:

While smashing she started calling me daddy, I randomly thought to myself "this used to be some poor dudes son"

Then I nutted


:rofl

And I would never diss my boy @ScouseLad...

And why is Duo of all fucking people the most prominent poster in this thread? Fuck I shouldn't even be surprised. :lol:
 

Duo

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Of course but be happy with your own path. As I always stress, it's a consenting adults business what they do with others. With almost all people being straight, there's room for gayness/transsexuals/etc. and most people have at least one weird fetish.
Well, in China, men outnumber women by over 33 million, but that doesn't mean those men have to resort to unnatural relations with their own sex. Many of these Chinese males live on animal farms, where they can at least still practice and learn the birds and the bees with their OPPOSITE sex of other species, so they can later procreate with their OWN species, as nature intended. (The subtitle of the following classic bestseller is "The Triumph of Love Over Rage," but it's misspelled on Amazon as, "The Triumph of Love Over Rag"...):

From "Men in Love," by Nancy Friday, 1980, Chapter 12, page 270:

CHAPTER 12

Animals

GERALD

"I had my first orgasm when I was twelve. I was playing
with my cock and it kept feeling better and better until that
indescribable explosion of passion which I shall never forget,
though I'm well past fifty.

Those were the days when premarital fucking was frowned
upon and anyway, I was too bashful to ask girls for a date,
much less fuck them. But I often wondered what a girl's sex-
ual organs looked like and how it would feel to put my cock
inside a girl. There were no picture magazines then so I could
only fantasize. I was in my twenties before I finally got a
good look at a girl's bottom! I lived alone with my hand on
my cock for years, not realizing how beautiful the world of
sexual experience there was to enjoy outside of myself.
Since we lived on a farm I discovered a unique way of get-
ting my sexual needs satisfied. I began to experiment with
cows. First I tried it on the calves about a year old but they
were a bit too tight and would not stand still. So I took to
fucking older cows, some of which seemed to enjoy it as
much as I did. I figured this is what it must be like to fuck a
real girl and would fantasize I was doing just that. I did
worry, however, that it might be possible for the cows to get
babies instead of calves, for then my secret would be discov-
ered.

In my mid-twenties I finally got up enough courage to date
girls and eventually became married. Sex has been my great-
est pleasure and still is. Every time I fuck my wife I can't get
over the thought that I am actually fucking a real woman and
not a cow."
 
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Duo

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From the 1972 Woody Allen ATG classic movie, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* But Were Afraid to Ask." The late, great Gene Wilder ramming a...a...ewwwwe! ("Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep" sung by Boner with Ewe2...):

 

Duo

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Just filling my quota for the day...

Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
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Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
Stop quoting me you bastards!
 
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Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
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Show dem balls bro
Well, in China, men outnumber women by over 33 million, but that doesn't mean those men have to resort to unnatural relations with their own sex. Many of these Chinese males live on animal farms, where they can at least still practice and learn the birds and the bees with their OWN sex, so they can later procreate with their OWN species, as nature intended. (The subtitle of the following classic bestseller is "The Triumph of Love Over Rage," but it's misspelled on Amazon as, "The Triumph of Love Over Rag"...):

From "Men in Love," by Nancy Friday, 1980, Chapter 12, page 270:

CHAPTER 12

Animals

GERALD

"I had my first orgasm when I was twelve. I was playing
with my cock and it kept feeling better and better until that
indescribable explosion of passion which I shall never forget,
though I'm well past fifty.

Those were the days when premarital fucking was frowned
upon and anyway, I was too bashful to ask girls for a date,
much less fuck them. But I often wondered what a girl's sex-
ual organs looked like and how it would feel to put my cock
inside a girl. There were no picture magazines then so I could
only fantasize. I was in my twenties before I finally got a
good look at a girl's bottom! I lived alone with my hand on
my cock for years, not realizing how beautiful the world of
sexual experience there was to enjoy outside of myself.
Since we lived on a farm I discovered a unique way of get-
ting my sexual needs satisfied. I began to experiment with
cows. First I tried it on the calves about a year old but they
were a bit too tight and would not stand still. So I took to
fucking older cows, some of which seemed to enjoy it as
much as I did. I figured this is what it must be like to fuck a
real girl and would fantasize I was doing just that. I did
worry, however, that it might be possible for the cows to get
babies instead of calves, for then my secret would be discov-
ered.

In my mid-twenties I finally got up enough courage to date
girls and eventually became married. Sex has been my great-
est pleasure and still is. Every time I fuck my wife I can't get
over the thought that I am actually fucking a real woman and
not a cow."
 
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we're you drunk?
I did meet the first one at a bar so I was tipsy but not drunk. Well I didn't actually meet her there as I had seen and spoken to her before. She was a friend of my gf at the time and she introduced us to each other its just that I only found she was a he that night at the bar.

My first time with a t-girl actually involved my gf at the time as well so it was more of a threesome really, but it's kind of a long story and I doubt most folks here wanna hear about it.

Was a memorable night though I'll say that much.
 
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