I thought she was joking...

mandela

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The ex I have a kid to...

Obviously, I'm still in contact with for parental shit. We actually have a decent relationship, minus a few bumps in the road, we always have had. Always very flexible, swapping time we have the kid and all that and she was cool when I wanted to take the kid to the US with me. So all pretty good.

However, over the last few weeks she has been asking me for money and I've just shrugged it off as a joke as that's what i thought it was but then she started getting pretty fuckin' aggressive about it and it's kinda coming to a head now that I realize this deluded bitch is actually 100% serious.

I've told her to fuck off and have no intention of giving her a penny but she's adamant I'm liable.

Objectively, does she have a point?

When she was pregnant she got quite bad stretch marks around her stomach and she wants to get surgery to remove them. The procedure is around $8'000 and she is insisting I pay half.

:think1
 
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The ex I have a kid to...

Obviously, I'm still in contact with for parental shit. We actually have a decent relationship, minus a few bumps in the road, we always have had. Always very flexible, swapping time we have the kid and all that and she was cool when I wanted to take the kid to the US with me. So all pretty good.

However, over the last few weeks she has been asking me for money and I've just shrugged it off as a joke as that's what i thought it was but then she started getting pretty fuckin' aggressive about it and it's kinda coming to a head now that I realize this deluded bitch is actually 100% serious.

I've told her to fuck off and have no intention of giving her a penny but she's adamant I'm liable.

Objectively, does she have a point?

When she was pregnant she got quite bad stretch marks around her stomach and she wants to get surgery to remove them. The procedure is around $8'000 and she is insisting I pay half.

:think1
Fuckkkk that!! If you owed her for child support or the kid needed something buying then fair enough, but she’s your ex wife you owe her nothing, it sucks about the stretch marks but that’s not your fault and it isn’t going to look good you giving your ex 8grand when you have a new wife.

It’s really weird to even ask. I just broke up with my gf she had a kid and she was obviously in touch with the father, amicable as they were I couldn’t imagine her ever asking him for anything that wasn’t related to their kid, it’s straight up fuckin weird Mandy. What did you new wife say?
Hopefully this doesn’t turn nasty with her trying to refuse you access.
 
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Tell her you want to remove stretch marks from your cock from the time you banged her and made a child. Procedure costs 10,000.
 
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mandela

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Fuckkkk that!! If you owed her for child support or the kid needed something buying then fair enough, but she’s your ex wife you owe her nothing, it sucks about the stretch marks but that’s not your fault and it isn’t going to look good you giving your ex 6grand when you have a new wife.
"Darling, where did our savings go?"

"Oh, I gave it to an ex of almost 20 years ago to get stretch marks removed."

:lol:

She isn't my ex wife, btw. I was with her for a couple of years and then we split up. Got with her one time months later and got her pregnant. She told me she was on the pill.
 
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"Darling, where did our savings go?"

"Oh, I gave it to an ex of almost 20 years ago to get stretch marks removed."

:lol:

She isn't my ex wife, btw. I was with her for a couple of years and then we split up. Got with her one time months later and got her pregnant. She told me she was on the pill.
That just makes it even worse, she has literally no right to ask for anything.
 
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mandela

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More fool you.

:hat
I know, man.

We'd been together previously for a couple of years with no issues so i thought it was pretty safe. She later told me she meant she'd go for the morning after pill but the Chemist was closed, which isn't what she told me, but still...

18 year old mistakes, man.
 

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Also, I still pay her child support even though i have full custody, which I don;t actually have to and will stop when my daughter reaches 18. I just thought this was the right thing to do as having a kid did kinda affect her options when we were younger.
 

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Also, I still pay her child support even though i have full custody, which I don;t actually have to and will stop when my daughter reaches 18. I just thought this was the right thing to do as having a kid did kinda affect her options when we were younger.
Then you have been and still are a good father and man.

Tell this bitch to go fuck herself. It is as simple as that.
 
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Also, I still pay her child support even though i have full custody, which I don;t actually have to and will stop when my daughter reaches 18. I just thought this was the right thing to do as having a kid did kinda affect her options when we were younger.
Fuck that. Jesus Christ. You pay child support to cover the cost of looking after a child, not for her to go and spend on herself. YOU pay for the upkeep of your child, because she lives with you. Cut that support off immediately. How long have you had sole custody? How much "child support" are you paying your ex, who tricked you into having a kid? Maybe if she had saved up that money instead of spending on whatever the fuck she spent it on, she could pay for her cosmetic surgery.

I cannot believe the fucking nerve of this woman. You give her money every month to...spend on herself because 16 years ago or whatever, she got pregnant and it affected her options. Well...who's fault was that? Mainly hers for telling you she was on the pill when she wasn't, and then mainly hers again for not going and getting the morning after pill when she said that was her plan.

Tell her to get fucked, she has no hold over you, and assuming your name is on the birth certificate she has even less. Your kid is happy in the US, so it's not like Stretch Armstrong can nip round and persuade her to come and live with her off the proceeds of the child support you shouldn't even be paying.
 

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Fuck that. Jesus Christ. You pay child support to cover the cost of looking after a child, not for her to go and spend on herself. YOU pay for the upkeep of your child, because she lives with you. Cut that support off immediately. How long have you had sole custody? How much "child support" are you paying your ex, who tricked you into having a kid? Maybe if she had saved up that money instead of spending on whatever the fuck she spent it on, she could pay for her cosmetic surgery.

I cannot believe the fucking nerve of this woman. You give her money every month to...spend on herself because 16 years ago or whatever, she got pregnant and it affected her options. Well...who's fault was that? Mainly hers for telling you she was on the pill when she wasn't, and then mainly hers again for not going and getting the morning after pill when she said that was her plan.

Tell her to get fucked, she has no hold over you, and assuming your name is on the birth certificate she has even less. Your kid is happy in the US, so it's not like Stretch Armstrong can nip round and persuade her to come and live with her off the proceeds of the child support you shouldn't even be paying.
Just to be clear, I don't have sole custody. I have full custody (maybe not the right term). She goes 'home' usually 4 times a year (I pay for this as it was my decision to move here) for 12-15 weeks total. So the money I still give her is for this, not for her to spend on herself...although i have no control or insight into what she spends it on, obvs..

But, aye, I get what you're saying and I know I don't owe her anything. Actually, I'm probably owed money by her, tbh. Regardless, I don't really do it for her mum, I do it so that when my daughter goes back it's to a nice standard of living. That said, now she's started this pish I'm starting to think she's an ungrateful motherfucker and I am questioning whether to continue doing this. Ultimately though, i my daughter is used to a certain standard of living and she spends a quarter of the year there so I want her to be comfortable.
 
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Show dem balls bro
When she was pregnant she got quite bad stretch marks around her stomach and she wants to get surgery to remove them. The procedure is around $8'000 and she is insisting I pay half.

:think1

She's fucking trippin'.

If it's a woman's body and a woman alone has the right to decide what she wants happen to her body then she made that conscious personal decision to have a baby and potentially get stretch marks so you can tell her to discuss this with her local feminist group and shut the fuck up.
 
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Just to be clear, I don't have sole custody. I have full custody (maybe not the right term). She goes 'home' usually 4 times a year (I pay for this as it was my decision to move here) for 12-15 weeks total. So the money I still give her is for this, not for her to spend on herself...although i have no control or insight into what she spends it on, obvs..

But, aye, I get what you're saying and I know I don't owe her anything. Actually, I'm probably owed money by her, tbh. Regardless, I don't really do it for her mum, I do it so that when my daughter goes back it's to a nice standard of living. That said, now she's started this pish I'm starting to think she's an ungrateful motherfucker and I am questioning whether to continue doing this. Ultimately though, i my daughter is used to a certain standard of living and she spends a quarter of the year there so I want her to be comfortable.
Well, fair enough, but in that case, when your daughter goes home give her spending money to maintain the standard she is used to. Presumably your exes home is the same regardless. It's not like if you stop paying her support then she will no longer live where she does. She IS an ungrateful fucker, if the facts are as you have presented them. Unbelievable fucking nerve to ask for a lump sum for a fucking cosmetic procedure, based off the fact that she was once pregnant...when she got pregnant by fucking up the contraception she told you she was on. If she didn't fuck up, she lied...either way it's more her fault than yours.
 
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fuck her man, them stretch marks are somebody else’s issue now, why is she only now, 16 years later, feeling uncomfortable about the marks? Reeks of desperation thb
 

mandela

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fuck her man, them stretch marks are somebody else’s issue now, why is she only now, 16 years later, feeling uncomfortable about the marks? Reeks of desperation thb
She's always been massively self conscious of them. They are really bad, tbf. It is a shame. Never wore a bikini since...that kinda women shit. I think she's only just become aware of this procedure though, hence raising this recently.

Be interesting to hear a courts judgement on this.

I would counter with her tricking me into puming her unprotected though.
 
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Be interesting to hear a courts judgement on this.
A court would laugh her out of there, even with things as set up in a woman's favour as they are. Now...IF she has serious issues over them, she can go and see her GP and explain how much this has affected her life, never going on a beach etc, and there is a real chance that she would get referred and possibly get this on the NHS. Cosmetic surgery is available on the NHS when someone can show that the condition is seriously impacting on their mental health, causing anxiety etc.

This is why women who have had mastectomies can get implants on the NHS (and rightly so) and there are other examples...the NHS website even mentions tummy tucks post pregnancy, breast implants for women with severely underdeveloped or asymmetric breasts etc. It's at least worth her looking into this before outrageously coming to you for a handout.