if you HAD to have sex with another male CHB poster...who would you pick?

Hands of Iron

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I'm not sure who would be the bear tbh. Hands and turbo are really short in height and length compared to me so I think is be the alpha I guess.
Conceded.

So... this is a gay forum now? Is that it? I guess it took everyone admitting to hating @Haggis, talking about Hands' dick, and now everyone is jumping right out of the closet.
What would ever give you that impression? FFS.

I dunno man, he's got an extremely violent imagination that could be dangerous if it translates over into real life. He'd probably disembowel and then hang you from the ceiling with your own intestines afterwards. Fuck that.
 
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Probably @Twelvey tbf. Something about those big arms and handsome features. I remember being on on an E and just sinking into his Adonis-like embrace. For probably two hours.

@mandela goes on about being one of the top three hardest cunts in Scotland and the top shagger on the forum, which I don't doubt for a second but it's @Twelvey for me. (no homo)
Flattered mate. You can't no homo the couch moment though, that sweaty, pilled up pile of masculinine CHB alumni was the gayest thing that's ever happened ever. It was magnificent. @Indigo Pab @Wiirdo @GPater
 
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Hands of Iron

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Wouldn't blame you, he's a principled gent with a silver tongue and grand musical talent.
Wow...

@Wiirdo? :)

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I never knew that.That post you first pointed out was one of the most comprehensive "end thread" responses I've ever seen.
To be fair, I'm sure he wasn't actually expecting me to do it so you can't blame him too much, and I was absolutely pissed (drunk) from Thanksgiving earlier and not in the mood to give a fuck. What's done is done.