Is Haggis CHB's MVP (Most Valuable Poster)?

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Tuff Gong

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Why was he banned from OTH?
Because after starting a thread titled "Bury the hatchet" in which he invited anyone who had an issue with him to speak up & he would make amends with them, he went on to continually bitch about several posters who either don't post at OTH or who chose to completely ignore him over there in multiple threads.

Despite everyone telling him to let it all go & have a fresh start, he decided to keep bitching & then started up with his autistic, OCD, anal-retentive arguing over the least important things, hijacking & railroading threads in his inimitable style.

Everyone could see the writing on the wall & the powers that be decided to fuck him off lest OTH turn into another dying forum like this one.
 
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Tuff Gong

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Haggis needs to be in complete control of his immediate environment, otherwise he doesn't feel safe.

This is typical of autistic people - anything beyond their control becomes noise & distraction, & ultimately stressors.

They learn from an early age to either avoid such situations or impose their will upon them in order to control them.

This is what he's done ever since he started banging on about "positive net contribution".

At some point, Haggis subconsciously decided he would try to exert control over CHB - possibly because the experience of ESB dying & the threat of CHB going the same way traumatised him & he wanted to avoid experiencing such trauma again.

It was a "fight or flight" situation for him & he decided, instead of running away, that he would face his fears head on & beat them via pure will power.

Hence his misplaced sense of propriety over an internet forum & constant chest-beating about his "positive net contribution" & comparing it to others over the years.

This place is how he measures his self worth.

He has nothing else.

He ended up living in an echo chamber of his own creation (Christchurch NZ), where he rarely is challenged or pushed out of his comfort zone, when he ran away from his problems in Australia & thinks he's achieved a lot in his life there but in reality he's simply run away from situations he can't enforce his will over.

Starting arguments over the internet gives him a sense of control & makes him think he's dealing with challenges like any other adult but in reality he's just another keyboard warrior avoiding reality.
 
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Because after starting a thread titled "Bury the hatchet" in which he invited anyone who had an issue with him to speak up & he would make amends with them, he went on to continually bitch about several posters who either don't post at OTH or who chose to completely ignore him over in there in multiple threads.

Despite everyone telling him to let it all go & have a fresh start, he decided to keep bitching & then started up with his autistic, OCD, anal-retentive arguing over the least important things, hijacking & railroading threads in his inimitable style.

Everyone could see the writing on the wall & the powers that be decided to fuck him off lest OTH turn into another dying forum like this one.
There was also a vote from the members as to whether he should stay permabanned and the majority voted in favour of the ban remaining. :lol:

yet the cunt keeps trying to blame us for people leaving this board.

fancy him contacting mods asking them to change Joe’s Trump thread title. Peak TDS
 

Tuff Gong

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There was also a vote from the members as to whether he should stay permabanned and the majority voted in favour of the ban remaining. :lol:

yet the cunt keeps trying to blame us for people leaving this board.

fancy him contacting mods asking them to change Joe’s Trump thread title. Peak TDS
Oh yeah, nothing's his fault, it's EVERYONE ELSE who is wrong :lol:
 
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Haggis needs to be in complete control of his immediate environment, otherwise he doesn't feel safe.

This is typical of autistic people - anything beyond their control becomes noise & distraction, & ultimately stressors.

They learn from an early age to either avoid such situations or impose their will upon them in order to control them.

This is what he's done ever since he started banging on about "positive net contribution".

At some point, Haggis subconsciously decided he would try to exert control over CHB - possibly because the experience of ESB dying & the threat of CHB going the same way traumatised him & he wanted to avoid experiencing such trauma again.

It was a "fight or flight" situation for him & he decided, instead of running away, that he would face his fears head on & beat them via pure will power.

Hence his misplaced sense of propriety over an internet forum & constant chest-beating about his "positive net contribution" & comparing it to others over the years.

This place is how he measures his self worth.

He has nothing else.

He ended up living in an echo chamber of his own creation (Christchurch NZ), where he rarely is challenged or pushed out of his comfort zone, when he ran away from his problems in Australia & thinks he's achieved a lot in his life there but in reality he's simply run away from situations he can't enforce his will over.

Starting arguments over the internet gives him a sense of control & makes him think he's dealing with challenges like any other adult but in reality he's just another keyboard warrior avoiding reality.


double post, fuck this place is lagging
 
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Haggis needs to be in complete control of his immediate environment, otherwise he doesn't feel safe.

This is typical of autistic people - anything beyond their control becomes noise & distraction, & ultimately stressors.

They learn from an early age to either avoid such situations or impose their will upon them in order to control them.

This is what he's done ever since he started banging on about "positive net contribution".

At some point, Haggis subconsciously decided he would try to exert control over CHB - possibly because the experience of ESB dying & the threat of CHB going the same way traumatised him & he wanted to avoid experiencing such trauma again.

It was a "fight or flight" situation for him & he decided, instead of running away, that he would face his fears head on & beat them via pure will power.

Hence his misplaced sense of propriety over an internet forum & constant chest-beating about his "positive net contribution" & comparing it to others over the years.

This place is how he measures his self worth.

He has nothing else.

He ended up living in an echo chamber of his own creation (Christchurch NZ), where he rarely is challenged or pushed out of his comfort zone, when he ran away from his problems in Australia & thinks he's achieved a lot in his life there but in reality he's simply run away from situations he can't enforce his will over.

Starting arguments over the internet gives him a sense of control & makes him think he's dealing with challenges like any other adult but in reality he's just another keyboard warrior avoiding reality.


Fuck Gong, who knew you were Sigmund Freud
 

Tko6

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Haggis needs to be in complete control of his immediate environment, otherwise he doesn't feel safe.

This is typical of autistic people - anything beyond their control becomes noise & distraction, & ultimately stressors.

They learn from an early age to either avoid such situations or impose their will upon them in order to control them.

This is what he's done ever since he started banging on about "positive net contribution".

At some point, Haggis subconsciously decided he would try to exert control over CHB - possibly because the experience of ESB dying & the threat of CHB going the same way traumatised him & he wanted to avoid experiencing such trauma again.

It was a "fight or flight" situation for him & he decided, instead of running away, that he would face his fears head on & beat them via pure will power.

Hence his misplaced sense of propriety over an internet forum & constant chest-beating about his "positive net contribution" & comparing it to others over the years.

This place is how he measures his self worth.

He has nothing else.

He ended up living in an echo chamber of his own creation (Christchurch NZ), where he rarely is challenged or pushed out of his comfort zone, when he ran away from his problems in Australia & thinks he's achieved a lot in his life there but in reality he's simply run away from situations he can't enforce his will over.

Starting arguments over the internet gives him a sense of control & makes him think he's dealing with challenges like any other adult but in reality he's just another keyboard warrior avoiding reality.
You could have saved yourself a lof of typing by just saying he's a massive cunt.
 
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Haggis needs to be in complete control of his immediate environment, otherwise he doesn't feel safe.

This is typical of autistic people - anything beyond their control becomes noise & distraction, & ultimately stressors.

They learn from an early age to either avoid such situations or impose their will upon them in order to control them.

This is what he's done ever since he started banging on about "positive net contribution".

At some point, Haggis subconsciously decided he would try to exert control over CHB - possibly because the experience of ESB dying & the threat of CHB going the same way traumatised him & he wanted to avoid experiencing such trauma again.

It was a "fight or flight" situation for him & he decided, instead of running away, that he would face his fears head on & beat them via pure will power.

Hence his misplaced sense of propriety over an internet forum & constant chest-beating about his "positive net contribution" & comparing it to others over the years.

This place is how he measures his self worth.

He has nothing else.

He ended up living in an echo chamber of his own creation (Christchurch NZ), where he rarely is challenged or pushed out of his comfort zone, when he ran away from his problems in Australia & thinks he's achieved a lot in his life there but in reality he's simply run away from situations he can't enforce his will over.

Starting arguments over the internet gives him a sense of control & makes him think he's dealing with challenges like any other adult but in reality he's just another keyboard warrior avoiding reality.
 

Joe E

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You've got to be kidding. After crying to the mods like a little bitch to get us banned from your safe space, you sent a mod a pm wanting to have the title to Joe's thread changed because it was more successful than yours. We were happy not to have anything to do with you lot yet you couldn't help but want to continue the shit. You just couldn't let things be. A perfect example of the sort of behaviour that fucked this place.
We were both banned from the Goat/Haggis safe space almost immediately. Why? Rules. Me, because I asked Goat why he was breaking the rules he had wrote, and you because you posted a pic of Big Mike. Upon that, I took Lunny's advice and started my own thread. Soon after Goat/Haggis were spamming there own thread to keep it on the front page. While tagging us both into the thread when they knew we couldn't respond. A punk move. Eventually, after giving up on their safe space, they turned to mucking up our thread.
 

Joe E

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There was also a vote from the members as to whether he should stay permabanned and the majority voted in favour of the ban remaining. :lol:

yet the cunt keeps trying to blame us for people leaving this board.

fancy him contacting mods asking them to change Joe’s Trump thread title. Peak TDS
:lol:

He did that?
 
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We were both banned from the Goat/Haggis safe space almost immediately. Why? Rules. Me, because I asked Goat why he was breaking the rules he had wrote, and you because you posted a pic of Big Mike. Upon that, I took Lunny's advice and started my own thread. Soon after Goat/Haggis were spamming there own thread to keep it on the front page. While tagging us both into the thread when they knew we couldn't respond. A punk move. Eventually, after giving up on their safe space, they turned to mucking up our thread.
All they had to do was stay in their own lane and leave us alone in ours. All would've been fine and the forum wouldn't have descended into the cesspit it became. Put us on ignore and they wouldn't have even known you had a Trump thread but that was too fucking hard for them. And when they couldn't get a rise out of us they started hounding others like Jack and Mexi.

@SwollenGoat has disgraced himself and won't be back. @Haggis is all but gone now, only dropping in every now and then to moan like a cheap Dutch prostitute. We'll see if he comes back after 31 July with an unimaginative new handle like Second Time Poster.
 
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