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Mankind was a legend. Strange to think I've known him, so to speak, along with a lot of you others since I was 15. I took myself, and life, waaaaay too seriously as a kid.
 
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Actually...I went a few years of just posting on the comment section of the ESB news stories...I think I was GregDempsey (my first name...of course Jake's last name).

I think that was also my first name when I found the forum.

I remember the comment section often featured a guy called "IkeIBeatAHoochie"
 
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Mankind was a legend. Strange to think I've known him, so to speak, along with a lot of you others since I was 15. I took myself, and life, waaaaay too seriously as a kid.

People these days think they invented eating ass but Manny was promising to lick Amy’s butthole almost 20 years ago. So strange that a visionary like him would have an old-fashioned mullet.

It’s like his sexually deviant mind was 40 years ahead of his hair.
 
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People these days think they invented eating ass but Manny was promising to lick Amy’s butthole almost 20 years ago. So strange that a visionary like him would have an old-fashioned mullet.

It’s like his sexually deviant mind was 40 years ahead of his hair.
Fuck that's right, he was talking about eating ass back before it was cool.

Truly, a visionary man.
 

Bart

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Whatever happened to mankind? That motherfuker used to crack me up. From driving that old hippie dude off the board (David Roche?) to drunken rants about wanting to fight an ostrich to the chucky alt. Funny bastard.
My files tell me it was Brent (@Major Pain ) who drove ol’ Dave Roche. Relentlessly bashing him with his ‘menial’ job (stacking shelves in a supermarket) and his hepatitis. Roche retaliated (or Brent will say initiated) with calling Brent’s Russian wife of being of the mail order sort.

Old mullet Mankind did some yelling, but wasn’t mean spirited.
 

Tuff Gong

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I remember Mankind once giving Roche a hard time over smegma :lol:

Seemed Manny had recently discovered Roche was uncircumcised & hit wikipedia to learn all about it & discovered "smegma" :rofl
 
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My files tell me it was Brent (@Major Pain ) who drove ol’ Dave Roche. Relentlessly bashing him with his ‘menial’ job (stacking shelves in a supermarket) and his hepatitis. Roche retaliated (or Brent will say initiated) with calling Brent’s Russian wife of being of the mail order sort.

Old mullet Mankind did some yelling, but wasn’t mean spirited.
You forgot the initiating event. Dave was sweet on some supposedly female poster. That poster started in on me one day using foul language and all that. I replied in kind. Then Dave, who I never really had any interaction with before, decided to White Knight for his online skank. He kept it up until I lost my cool, and then I started in on his status in life and his diseased body. He deserved it.
 
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You forgot the initiating event. Dave was sweet on some supposedly female poster. That poster started in on me one day using foul language and all that. I replied in kind. Then Dave, who I never really had any interaction with before, decided to White Knight for his online skank. He kept it up until I lost my cool, and then I started in on his status in life and his diseased body. He deserved it.
Fuck, what was her name. I remember this, they lived in Oregon. Older hippies of the "you're a baby killer" variety. I think he'd gotten Hep C from a tattoo for some reason.
 
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Fuck, what was her name. I remember this, they lived in Oregon. Older hippies of the "you're a baby killer" variety. I think he'd gotten Hep C from a tattoo for some reason.
He said it was from a tattoo, but in reality it was from a spike or a cock up his ass.
 
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Bart

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Tajkira and Dave started a relationship of sorts, but I believe it bled out when they actually met.
 
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