Jennifer Lopez is 50

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Bosomus Maximus
Jun 14, 2012
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Haha. I never understood why she became so famous. I'm pretty sure she stole beats and lyrics from more successful artists.
Fans of Selena simply transferred their fantasies of what level of stardom she might have achieved if she hadn't been murdered by that pig nosed dwarf Yolanda Saldivar onto J-Lo, ironically making her into a far bigger star than the highly regional Selena likely ever could have dreamed of becoming if she was still alive.
 
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Davvers

That's a Davvers promise!!!
May 24, 2013
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I'd suck a wet Sazon flavored fart out that half a century old ass.

Best believe that.
Of course you would stick your mush right up her arse Johnstown. You must forget how everyone on here knows you look like a sex offender and have the personality of a gimp who has been bullied ever since he can remember. You are exactly the type of person who would ask to stick your nose up her arse and end up with a lifetime restraining order.
 

Bob Weaver

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Jul 6, 2019
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She's just an old slag who keeps stripping off to stay relevant. Like that Liz Hurley.
I was in a lift with Liz Hurley about 5 or 6 years ago. I am sad to announce that she did not strip off.

(might be longer than that, she was with the cricket fella, so whenever she was going out with him).
 

Bob Weaver

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Jul 6, 2019
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I like J Lo.

She seems nice, she's super hot for 50, and regularly strips off. What's not to like? (other than her music, obviously).