Jennifer Lopez is 50

May 31, 2012
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She is insane for 50. She has the body of a 20 year old. She must hit the gym daily and eat like a rabbit, and yeah she’s almost certainly a cunt, I can’t imagine her surprising her other half with a wake up blow Job any time soon, but she looks the part atleast.

Yeah, exactly. Plenty of celebrities are cunts and are about as easy on the eye as you, so at least these trollops are giving something back.
 
May 17, 2013
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Make up is some dark magic type shit, man.

Yep, and I'm betting dollars to donuts that every time she's out in the public eye for any type event, it's a professional make-up artist who applies the stuff. Can't see her sitting at a vanity doing her own for some reason. Oh, and that's the reason they call that little piece of furniture a vanity.
 
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kf3

Jul 17, 2012
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i wish i could remember the song that rips her for being a cunt.

one line is something like

'now you a princess and pout, i remember when you rode around harlem on a moped with your titties flapping about'
 

Bob Weaver

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i wish i could remember the song that rips her for being a cunt.

one line is something like

'now you a princess and pout, i remember when you rode around harlem on a moped with your titties flapping about'
Never mind the song, are there pictures?
 
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