Join Juggernaut Joe ‘Jimenez’ Joyce’s Jubilatory Jimny Jaunt of Joy

ant-man

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Jun 11, 2014
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Round and about
12 Rounds Thuggin 'n' Juggin

First round Joe takes look
Second round in goes a hook
By the third you're shook

Fourth your dreams are gone
Fifth stanza Joe takes the crib
Cars too in the sixth

Legs gone in seven
In eight your hoe has dropped you
Kids dun gone in nine

Soul dissolves in ten
Eleven...belts are history
By twelve your 'O' too..
 
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ant-man

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Jun 11, 2014
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The cockerney street urchin's back to harass his new bruv JJ again. 'Ere 'ave a banana missus blah blah blah...

'Ere Joe nice hat geez
Is it from Romford market?
No mate Selfridges

Very la-di-dah
What a faackin fart smeller
I mean smart fella

What a top boy eh
Comin' dahn the drinker Joe?
Class A and brasses

Yeah go on then mate
Maybe I'll find someone there
Willing to fight me..

Aw laahvly Jimny
How very posh may I say
Jump in Bianca

:joyce
 
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Aw fook, Captain Hook,
Took one look for you to spook,
Such an open book.

Aw fook, Captain Hook,
So shook you puke, you old mook,
Your chin Joe will nuke.

Aw fook, Captain Hook,
Joyce will win, ain't no fluke,
Your goose joe will cook!
 

ant-man

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Jun 11, 2014
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Full of dutch courage, our cheeky cockerney urchin's had a few stiff ones down the nuclear sub and is getting ideas involving his sexy missus Bianca and Big Joe..

Fancy a go Joe?
Sorry mate not into that
Shame. Deontay is.
 
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