Join Juggernaut Joe ‘Jimenez’ Joyce’s Jubilatory Jimny Jaunt of Joy

ant-man

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Jun 11, 2014
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Ah, the return of the cheeky cockney urchin, already pissed ahead of the Brexit knees up, and looking to ponce a bluey off his old mucker so he can bet on the other fellow and then craftily cajole Big Joe into a lewd threesome with his filthy old slag as 'consolation'. What a treacherous Berkshire Hunt.

'ere Joe me old mate
giz a fiver so i can
stick it on Jew Bwa

i know you're me pal
but when that big Green Mile lands
it's finito Joe

never fear though geez
Bianca'll look arter ya
nudge nudge wink wink eh
 
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ant-man

Go get the papers get the papers.
Jun 11, 2014
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Round and about
Inebriated and coked up, the cockney urchin decides to stop beating about the bush and offer said bush to Joe..

'ere Joe 'ave a look
my Bianca's all dolled up
Balenci-aaa-ga!

give Joe a dance doll
let him cop a feel and all
she's gone commando

ain't that right eh babe
proper fancy Joe don't ya?
"faackin right i do"

"i'll take a raincheck"
cam'on Bianca let's go
blow me while i drive
 
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I'll definatley be backing Joyce over Dubois, people forget he's fought man like Usyk and Hrgovic in good fights, Dubois has faced absolutely nobody.

He might have to weather an early storm but if he can avoid getting blasted (which I feel he can) he will give conehead plenty of strife.
 
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I'll definatley be backing Joyce over Dubois, people forget he's fought man like Usyk and Hrgovic in good fights, Dubois has faced absolutely nobody.

He might have to weather an early storm but if he can avoid getting blasted (which I feel he can) he will give conehead plenty of strife.
Never thought I'd agree with anything you say
 
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