Kelly Brook walks to work

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
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No, she seems a nightmare and is now fat. (Brook that it's).
Holy Shit Duran, I thought you'd just called Mrs Duran out as being fat. She'd have you dead, kid.

Kelly Brook is well fit. Massive boobs, she might be a touch overweight (no Naseem Hamed/Shannon Briggs) but you would have to go through her.
 

Bob Weaver

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Holy Shit Duran, I thought you'd just called Mrs Duran out as being fat. She'd have you dead, kid.

Kelly Brook is well fit. Massive boobs, she might be a touch overweight (no Naseem Hamed/Shannon Briggs) but you would have to go through her.
Go through her? Yes.

Trade my Mrs in? No.
 
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Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Donny
Go through her? Yes.

Trade my Mrs in? No.
You're a man of fine standing.

Mrs Roberto should be proud of you.

You'd have to have a crack at Kelly Brook (if Mrs Weaver wouldn't find out). She's top notch fanny and would be so much fun between the sheets.

She's not Ayesha Hazarika though. She (Ayesha) is marriage material. Coatbridge, it'll not be long before I get to you.