Kevin Mitchell... Naughty boy!

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Rob

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Kevin Mitchell actually sent my misses a DM on Facebook once. Can't remember what it was but trying to chat her up. She sent me a text saying "who is your friend Kevin" lol

Unlike you, she didn't actually end up getting shagged by Kevin Mitchell and then coming up with this elaborate lie where "were just having a laugh together James. You can post on your forum soon I promise"
 
Jul 15, 2012
2,959
Kevin Mitchell actually sent my misses a DM on Facebook once. Can't remember what it was but trying to chat her up. She sent me a text saying "who is your friend Kevin" lol

Unlike you, she didn't actually end up getting shagged by Kevin Mitchell and then coming up with this elaborate lie where "were just having a laugh together James. You can post on your forum soon I promise"

Unlike me??? I can confirm that I've never had Kevin Mitchell's sausage anywhere near my backside and Mrs Figg wouldn't know Kevin Mitchell from Kevin Webster!!!

It was on a forum I read!
 
Jun 6, 2012
2,479
England
If hes a real man he turn up and batter Mitchell, can't be hard fat wanker bottles it every major fight. I would turn up and do the cunt in myself if was my bird.
 

dftaylor

Along came a spider
Jun 4, 2012
14,188
Amsterdam, NL
What's all the blacked out stuff, and where are her replies?

He might be an asshole, but I suspect he was being encouraged to do so. Which makes all involved assholes.
 

Ainsley Harriot

Spicy Bumbaclart
Jul 12, 2015
203
Probably for the best it didn't happen. Could see Kevin getting blown away early there, probably wouldn't even manage to land a decent shot to her face.

They'll both complain about the premature stoppage, and the next morning Kevin will hold a press conference in the living room next to the coffee table to explain how he wasn't fully prepared. Probably suggests an immediate rematch, this time outside on the grass with the bubble machine on. He says that way he can pretend he's shagging at Upton Park, which brings the best out of him.

The rematch goes to purse bids... in the sense that she grabs hers and fucks off.