A bacon sandwich with crispy bacon is fucking awful. That shit they call bacon in the US shatters like Tiger Woods’ windscreen when his Mrs goes at it with his 2 iron. I don’t mind a bit of colour on the outside but I’m essentially warming it up a bit.I have the same view about bacon that many have about steak. That is, I like it soft and just cooked rather than crunchy but I'm not sniffy about how people like theirs. I can eat well done bacon just like I can eat well done steak, it's just I don't cook it or ask for it that way.
Eggs got to be runny too.