Mates Budget Wedding Package Deal.

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I had a mate once......

He was going to marry his long term missus.

Didnt have much money.

So they booked a wethersppons type - budget package deal.

Met at the local church and tied the knot.

BOTH SETS OF PARENTS IN ATTENDANCE.

A few other relatives both sides.

A few friends.

Back to the Local Pub for a wedding reception and wedding party.

Beans on Toast or Sausage and Chips for main meal.

Choclate Cake and Ice Cream for Desert.

Few pints of Lager to wash it down.

Bung this guy £50 to play DJ for the night.

Great times.

Set off on their honeymoon then........................weekend away in a Scarborough Bed and Breakfast.

BUDGET WEDDING PACKAGE DEAL.
 
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Presuming Ed

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My cousin pretty much did the same. Church then pop round the church room, where everyone brought some kind of sandwhiches or quiche or whatever the fuck for a buffet. Big table laid out, people put their contribution on it, everyone had bite then repaired to the local boozer. Was a right laugh, and cant have cost them more than 200 quid all in all. Much better than some pretensious shite. Everyone was relaxed and had a good one.
 
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Most weddings are aimed at pleasing brides and their aging relatives. Good luck to anyone who can maneuver their way clear and turn it into what they actually want.
 
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ant-man

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Premier Inn do one for £199 all in including the bride's dress and groom's suit, best man's speech template, confetti for the guests, a buffet reception for up to 20 guests and the wedding cake.

The newlyweds get a 2 night honeymoon at the hotel, including dinner, bed and breakfast, sparkling wine, chocolates and the marital bed strewn with rose petals (and later spunk no doubt).

They even provides the pair's wedding night UNDIES. PJs for the groom and a Primani nightie for the bride. Oh FFS. :lol:

Your average UK wedding costs £21,000 :yikes so couples can save a whopping £20,801.
 
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Premier Inn do one for £199 all in including the bride's dress and groom's suit, best man's speech template, confetti for the guests, a buffet reception for up to 20 guests and the wedding cake.

The newlyweds get a 2 night honeymoon at the hotel, including dinner, bed and breakfast, sparkling wine, chocolates and the marital bed strewn with rose petals (and later spunk no doubt).

They even provides the pair's wedding night UNDIES. PJs for the groom and a Primani nightie for the bride. Oh FFS. :lol:

Your average UK wedding costs £21,000 :yikes so couples can save a whopping £20,801.
Only £200? Isn't an average two night stay about £120 at a Premier Inn?
 

ant-man

Opticians rob you blind.
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Do you actually have to get married for the deal? Most hotels are more expensive than £200 for two days, so yeah I'd go for the bonus of a cake, buffet, suit, pyjamas, wine, confetti etc. Even if it is only Premier Inn quality :yep
Fuck only knows how they do that lot for 200 bangers. I guess they bank on the guests' booze spend? :conf

If BOTH SETS OF PARENTS® are present along with all their cronies I suppose they'll soon be caning the bar.
 
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