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Bachafach^^^

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Bill Russell is Ben Wallace if Big Ben got to play against farmers and vacuum salesmen. Averaged 15ppg on 43% shooting in an era where the average center was a 6'8 guy named Philip and there was 8 teams in the league.

Christiano Ronaldo is the goat in soccer simply for the fact it's embarrassing for your goat to be a 5-2 midget who needed to take steroids to keep him from being so bowlegged he would need crutches. Messi looks like he should be driving cabs in Buenos Aires instead of being the goat.

Calzaghe would be a top 40 fighter of all time if he wasn't petrified of Roy Jones Jr.. Unbelievable knee knocking terror of traveling to America and getting beat up. Honestly, he probably would had a good chance of doing well in that fight even winning if his team could've got him in the ring. Would've beat Roy, Hopkins and maybe stuck around for the super six and makes it to the finals where he loses a competitive fight to Ward. Instead only hardcore fans of the sport remember who he was when he finished undefeated. The story of his team having to drag him out to fight Jeff Lacy will always be hilarious to me.

Boxing is dead. Sorry guys, still a lot of good fighters out there, excited watch Loma this weekend but the promotion of the sport has completed failed to generate any buzz outside of the biggest fights. Boxing got outsmarted and out marketed by a Donald Trump supporting toe headed Chad and is so popular another toe headed Chad is the biggest podcaster in history. What's funny is a lot of mma fans like boxing but boxing doesnt market itself to the 30 and under crowd. Its crazy to me that boxing has never done any cross promotional things with MMA either.
 

Bachafach^^^

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Ice Hockey is the Michael Bay of sports. Imconvinced you have to have add to watch it which is why it’s so popular in the east coast and north where people are already dealing with extreme bouts of hypertension and depression. They should expand the rink and tweak the icing rules to make it watchable. More fast breaks and one on ones with the goalie
 

Johnstown

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Jun 4, 2013
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Not exactly sports related but both Ali and Mayweather Jr. would have gotten their shit pushed in in a street fight with at least 40% of the guys they boxed.
 
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Ice Hockey is the Michael Bay of sports. Imconvinced you have to have add to watch it which is why it’s so popular in the east coast and north where people are already dealing with extreme bouts of hypertension and depression. They should expand the rink and tweak the icing rules to make it watchable. More fast breaks and one on ones with the goalie
Maybe you should watch Bandy
 
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kf3

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nascar is the greatest motorsport.

the cage is bullshit and fight sports should be in a ring or on a mat.

mens tennis is 99% boring as fuck and the criticisms of womens tennis are almost all complete bolox.

lance armstrong won the tour de france 7 times.

ped use is still rampant in all major sports(tue/ignoring the problem depending on the sport).

millwall did more to combat racism than any club or national association or politics bolox.

pernell whitaker > everyone.

honda are terrible at sports and development due to japanese arogance.

f1 is a fucking joke where the biggest teams would still get the most money if they never score a point(this is actual fact).

nfl, nba and nhl are as fixed as pro wrestling. one from russian mafia control, the other two from corporate interests.

serena williams is the greatest sportsperson in history.

video shite makes football less fair not more fair.

pride is the best mma promotion in history.

bradley wiggins is the biggest fraud in sports history and his tour win was a jok£.

rugby in the south of england is just rich gays touching each other.

brazilian egos were so destroyed by the one match when germany beat them that it is/will see a huge change in the sports makeup of the nation.

olympic gymnasts are the most disrespected talents on the planet.

agree on the messi ped point, only that good in one of 2 relevant teams in a very limited league with f1 level financial imbalance.

edit, i got more.

people who criticise floyd v connor need to remember archie moore (and others) fought a multiple pro wrestlers in legit boxing matches.

jack dempsey would prob have beat wills anyway and he was a very skilled fighter.

hamilton is legit one of the best f1 drivers ever.

every famous cyclist in history used many peds.

horse racing exists just for money and is a sham of a sport.

the unpaid collegiate and olympic systems are bullshit that encourages/enables fixing.

saddler should be spoken of in the same revered terms pep is.

as awesome as muay thai is, it's wildly corrupt.

sumo is a truly great sport, yeah they're fat, so are nfl linesmen, that's a part of being good.

roy hodgson should have been given another decade as england manager to build his own thing.

roy hodgson should never have been england manager because allardyce should have been building his own thing.

edit: i'm almost done

bmx is the only sport that has a sense of humor.

rollerblading was kinda cool.

giggs > best.

charlton > best.

brazil got a bit screwed and argentina not at all, england deserved to win in '66.

nfl is the most tactical and strategic (2 different things) sport on earth not just fat men running into reach other for 5 seconds at a time.

supercross > moto gp.

red bull is the most athlete supporting thing in sports history.
 
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SwollenGoat

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Ice Hockey is the Michael Bay of sports. Imconvinced you have to have add to watch it which is why it’s so popular in the east coast and north where people are already dealing with extreme bouts of hypertension and depression. They should expand the rink and tweak the icing rules to make it watchable. More fast breaks and one on ones with the goalie
no

its the euro-ization of the game thats been fucking it up here

let the rinks go back to the old hodgepodge of random shapes and sizes..............all smaller...........and let em get back to mixing it up roller derby style........

its STILL great fun now but back in the 80s it was god-dammed madness
 
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McGrain

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I like Sumo.

I think "the big four" football leagues are all shite. Defined by diving and bad haircuts, primadonnas and "silky football" is pretty boring. Blood and thunder leagues like Scotland and south America are far, far better.

I genuinely think that combat sports are a tier above all other sports. More on the line, key strategies of more significance, irrefutably more difficult in a general sense. People who are trying to tell me that "cycling represents the ultimate test of cardio" I laugh and point at them. It doesn't even matter if it is true to be honest - if you slip in cycling your time drops by 2 seconds? Oh my goodness. In combat sport you get your arm broke. I'll be honest, i find people who enjoy other sports as much as or more than combat sports a bit silly :lol:
 
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I enjoyed the half XFL season we got, more than I've enjoyed the NFL season.

Boxing hasn't legitimately had the baddest man on the planet since...before most any of us were born.

Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT, man for man.

Reggie Miller would be an MVP candidate today.

Motor sports are an absurd waste of time, outside of playing Gran Turismo/Forza

Battle rap is better viewing than most sports.

Basketball players should be suspended for the season for getting into scuffles. Not because it is bad sportsmanship, but because they are mostly pussies who can't fight acting like they'd bust a grape.

Tyler Hansbrough had a future in the NBA until he was knocked upside his head against the bulls in his first playoff series. Missed almost every shot I ever saw him take after that.

The Patriots should try again at signing Antonio Brown.

Boxing almost completely forgot the art of the parry.

Lennox Lewis might be the GOAT HW Boxer...aka boxer.
 

AntG

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Motorbike racers should be paid way more than F1 drivers, these guys will crash at 200mph and WALK away from it, F1 drivers will moan about dangerous driving when somebody gets within a foot of them. :conf
 
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Bachafach^^^

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I like Sumo.

I think "the big four" football leagues are all shite. Defined by diving and bad haircuts, primadonnas and "silky football" is pretty boring. Blood and thunder leagues like Scotland and south America are far, far better.

I genuinely think that combat sports are a tier above all other sports. More on the line, key strategies of more significance, irrefutably more difficult in a general sense. People who are trying to tell me that "cycling represents the ultimate test of cardio" I laugh and point at them. It doesn't even matter if it is true to be honest - if you slip in cycling your time drops by 2 seconds? Oh my goodness. In combat sport you get your arm broke. I'll be honest, i find people who enjoy other sports as much as or more than combat sports a bit silly :lol:
I went to a sumo championship in Nagoya

My biggest gripes, its an all day thing, so after the 12th match you are a little bored. You sit on a tiny mat with your friends and whilst its probably comfortable for Japanese, for anyone 6 foot and above with long legs you gonna be catching cramps. Otherwise its probably one of the toughest most violent sports ive seen live. Seeing 300lb men thrown 6 feet off a ring was pretty cool
 

Bachafach^^^

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I enjoyed the half XFL season we got, more than I've enjoyed the NFL season.

Boxing hasn't legitimately had the baddest man on the planet since...before most any of us were born.

Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT, man for man.

Reggie Miller would be an MVP candidate today.

Motor sports are an absurd waste of time, outside of playing Gran Turismo/Forza

Battle rap is better viewing than most sports.

Basketball players should be suspended for the season for getting into scuffles. Not because it is bad sportsmanship, but because they are mostly pussies who can't fight acting like they'd bust a grape.

Tyler Hansbrough had a future in the NBA until he was knocked upside his head against the bulls in his first playoff series. Missed almost every shot I ever saw him take after that.

The Patriots should try again at signing Antonio Brown.

Boxing almost completely forgot the art of the parry.

Lennox Lewis might be the GOAT HW Boxer...aka boxer.
I feel like Vitali might take the title. Soviet army background, kickboxing , wrestling, karate ect iron chin. Disagree on Reggie Miller, Klay Thompson is everything Reggie Miller was and he plays defense and hes not an MVP candidate.
 
May 18, 2013
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Wisco
nascar is the greatest motorsport.

the cage is bullshit and fight sports should be in a ring or on a mat.

mens tennis is 99% boring as fuck and the criticisms of womens tennis are almost all complete bolox.

lance armstrong won the tour de france 7 times.

ped use is still rampant in all major sports(tue/ignoring the problem depending on the sport).

millwall did more to combat racism than any club or national association or politics bolox.

pernell whitaker > everyone.

honda are terrible at sports and development due to japanese arogance.

f1 is a fucking joke where the biggest teams would still get the most money if they never score a point(this is actual fact).

nfl, nba and nhl are as fixed as pro wrestling. one from russian mafia control, the other two from corporate interests.

serena williams is the greatest sportsperson in history.

video shite makes football less fair not more fair.

pride is the best mma promotion in history.

bradley wiggins is the biggest fraud in sports history and his tour win was a jok£.

rugby in the south of england is just rich gays touching each other.

brazilian egos were so destroyed by the one match when germany beat them that it is/will see a huge change in the sports makeup of the nation.

olympic gymnasts are the most disrespected talents on the planet.

agree on the messi ped point, only that good in one of 2 relevant teams in a very limited league with f1 level financial imbalance.

edit, i got more.

people who criticise floyd v connor need to remember archie moore (and others) fought a multiple pro wrestlers in legit boxing matches.

jack dempsey would prob have beat wills anyway and he was a very skilled fighter.

hamilton is legit one of the best f1 drivers ever.

every famous cyclist in history used many peds.

horse racing exists just for money and is a sham of a sport.

the unpaid collegiate and olympic systems are bullshit that encourages/enables fixing.

saddler should be spoken of in the same revered terms pep is.

as awesome as muay thai is, it's wildly corrupt.

sumo is a truly great sport, yeah they're fat, so are nfl linesmen, that's a part of being good.

roy hodgson should have been given another decade as england manager to build his own thing.

roy hodgson should never have been england manager because allardyce should have been building his own thing.

edit: i'm almost done

bmx is the only sport that has a sense of humor.

rollerblading was kinda cool.

giggs > best.

charlton > best.

brazil got a bit screwed and argentina not at all, england deserved to win in '66.

nfl is the most tactical and strategic (2 different things) sport on earth not just fat men running into reach other for 5 seconds at a time.

supercross > moto gp.

red bull is the most athlete supporting thing in sports history.
A few things

Sports car racing at its peaks is the best racing by a wide margin.

Roller blading was not cool at all.

The bit on the nfl being the most strategic and tactical is obvious to anyone that watches more than a few games
 
May 18, 2013
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Golf needs to change the balls so that the pros are actually playing golf again

F1 needs to open the regulations more so that the small teams can hit on design concepts, not a cost cap. See brawn gp.

Aaron rodgers is the goat, not Brady

Boxing is dead

Replay in sports is garbage and has created more problems than it has solved
 

Bachafach^^^

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Football needs to allow one more down lineman, allow wide receivers to be pressed up to 10 yards and if the QB is touched behind the line of scrimmage he is automatically down.

Im tired of every team especially in college running the pistol read option pass heavy offenses. Defense is not even a word anymore because teams aren't given the opportunity to defend. Alabama vs Ole Miss looked like a Big 12 game.

One of the joys of growing up a football fan is you got to see so many different styles in both college and NFL. Especially in college. You'd have air raid, veer, T, west coast or I. And it depended on the region and you get these widely different flavors of football. Used to love playing videogames and being able to run a triple option offense. Now everything is the same, 3rd year starter with 4,000 yards passing comes up to the line, claps his hands for the snap, dumps it off to a slot receiver who runs wide open for 20 yards and then in tackled. Year after year of terrible QBs like Dwayne Haskins are drafted top 5 because they feasted in college offense without every having to read anyone but whoever is dropping into the middle of the field.

Bring the game back under center, make the running back position matter again and allow the defense to play the game. Not every game needs to be a version of Texas tech vs Oklahoma state.