~ NASA / SpaceX Crew Dragon mission delayed to Saturday 3:22 PM - Elon earns $775M at Tesla ~

BigBone

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Crew Dragon Demo-2 Mission kicks off on May 27, 4:33 PM Florida time, first US crew launch since 2011!

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Tesla

  • Tesla Fremont, Nevada and New York factories are opening gradually
  • Tesla stock over $100Bil market cap despite the drama and Covid, but very bad Q2 results are coming due to lack of manufacturing
  • Giga Shanghai is reaching 4000 Model 3s a week though, and Tesla has passed selling 1 million cars overall
  • Model Y deliveries started 2 quarters before planned, very positive reviews
  • Giga Shanghai phase II and Giga Berlin construction underway, Giga Cybertruck plant likely lands in Texas, perhaps relocated Tesla HQ too
  • self-driving AI learns stopping at red light and stop signs, drives car on highways
  • breakthrough Tesla Battery Day coming in May or June, should announce cheaper, million-mile, Tesla made cells
  • high Solar Glass Roof ramp reached before shutdown, energy business has slowed however
  • Semi pushed back to 2021, Roadster comes only after Cybertruck
SpaceX
  • SpaceX will be the first private company to launch ppl. to the USS come May 27 (weather permitting)
  • completed first 20 ISS resupply missions for NASA, phase II with new Cargo Dragon coming late 2020
  • Falcon 9 busy sending 60 Starlink satellites per launch for cheap world-wide internet, two 1st stage boosters lost in a row
  • US Space Force GPS & NASA Moon Gateway missions signed giving financial stability during recession
  • SpaceX cunt deep into Starship prototype testing: cryo tests, hops, some successes, some spectacular fails
  • NASA contracting SpaceX for possible Starship moon lander and cargo/ppl transfer vehicle between Moon surface and orbit
The Boring Company
  • finishing Las Vegas Convention Center tunnels for CES 2021
  • introducing first custom-made boring machine called Prufrock
Neuralink
  • working on brain-machine interface for ppl. with disabilities, first human implementations planned for late 2020
  • cyborgs? AI taking over humans?
Elon Musk
  • net worth mostly tied to Tesla stock and volatility
  • doing cringeworthy dance moves and tunes, names new son with Grimes X Æ A-12
  • facing arrest in Fremont and trial defending $2B Solar City acquisition few years back
  • downplaying Covid-19 then suddenly giving away thousands of ventilators and designing Tesla's own
  • living life as real Iron Man (not yet flying around in robosuit... probably)
 
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Deebo

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Show dem balls bro
Actually I just threw that in there cause it was the first thing that came to mind. The rocket does not have the classic "bell end", therefore, doesn't really look like a penis.
 

BigBone

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Actually I just threw that in there cause it was the first thing that came to mind. The rocket does not have the classic "bell end", therefore, doesn't really look like a penis.
Perhaps Elon's penis has this weird aerodynamically adventegeous shape?
 

BigBone

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Elon Musk's CuckTruck smashed during demo

I really have to call that window breaking staged. I mean it's giving bad looks to the product obviously... but probably reached 10 times more ppl. than nothing happening, typical Musk take-all-publicity stunt. Then they'll come out with the "improved glass" or whatever. Still, fuck is up with the design team? :lol: Looks like it's from a 20yo computer game.
 

ant-man

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I really have to call that window breaking staged. I mean it's giving bad looks to the product obviously... but probably reached 10 times more ppl. than nothing happening, typical Musk take-all-publicity stunt. Then they'll come out with the "improved glass" or whatever. Still, fuck is up with the design team? :lol: Looks like it's from a 20yo computer game.
Elon's attention seeking again. :yep

He gets a kick out of squandering public money while making fools believe he's actually doing something worthwhile. The level of fanboy worship shows just how gullible folk are. He 'invents' nothing, just buys in to stuff already invented by 'real' geniuses.

The pleasure is intensified when he's really rubbing it in your face with ever more ridiculous stunts like the 'rocket' and the 'truck'.

He doesn't care about bad publicity as long as he's in the headlines.

Elon doesn't give a shit about anything else other than being the centre of attention..
 
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