Noah's Arc came to rest in the Mountains of Arafat (East Turkey Edge)

[FLINT ISLAND]

Do you believe this story ?

God told Noah build this huge thing out of Gopher Wood.

Get your family in the shack.

Then.open up the main doors and I will send all the animals inside.

Shut the Arc up.

Hey ready for lift off Noah ????

Then God starts pissing down the rain.

They float on the water for 158 days.

All the world is wiped out except the Arc.

Arc comes to rest on the Mountains of Arafat.

They leave the Arc and make a fresh start on Earth

 

[Rakim]

Nobody really believes that story.

 

[Rakim]

I went through this with someone on ESB before. I asked how long it took for the pair of penguins to walk to the middle east and he got the hump and basically said that god would have just got them there.

If you’re intervening in terms of magical travel logistics then why have a flood in the first place? Just use that magic to make everything disappear, rather than slowly drowning millions of animals and children.

 

[Drunkenboat]

There are more than 32, 000 known species of insects alone.

 

[NSFW]

There are more than 32, 000 known species of insects alone.

Nah, about 5 or 6 types at most.

 

[DB Cooper]

Nah, about 5 or 6 types at most.

There are probably 5 or 6 types living in your home. Go outside and have a look around.

 

[NSFW]

There are probably 5 or 6 types living in your home. Go outside and have a look around.

Nah, its just people giving themselves a job. Stealing a living. Getting paid to say a wasp with a slight red hue to its yellowness is a new species then asking for more funding. Ohh this ones antennae is a little bigger than that one, can I have more funding and a trip or Borneo? 5/6 types top and the rest are made up.

 

[DB Cooper]

Nah, its just people giving themselves a job. Stealing a living. Getting paid to say a wasp with a slight red hue to its yellowness is a new species then asking for more funding. Ohh this ones antennae is a little bigger than that one, can I have more funding and a trip or Borneo? 5/6 types top and the rest are made up.

I think you might be being just a little bit silly.

 

[NSFW]

I think you might be being just a little bit silly.

Or bored.

 

[kf3]

there are vikings we know were real. but their saga's include fighting dragons and being descended from trolls.

 

[FLINT ISLAND]

Noah's bloodline repopulated the world from post flood.

Man's life expectancy came down from

1000 years pre flood

70 years post flood.

 

[Drunkenboat]

Noah's bloodline repopulated the world from post flood.

Man's life expectancy came down from

1000 years pre flood

70 years post flood.

Was the old age pension at 650 years back then?

 

[Clarence Worley]

Still more believable than a winged horse with a human head and peacocks tail flying a slave trading pervert to heaven

 

[gumbo2176]

There are more than 32, 000 known species of insects alone.

Way more-------more like in the millions worldwide.

 

[steviebruno]

Do you believe this story ?

Yes.

 

[mandela]

Only a special kind of spastic believes this shit.

 

[steviebruno]

Only a special kind of spastic believes this shit.

I'm special.

 

[FLINT ISLAND]

Only a special kind of spastic believes this shit.

@steviebruno - what do you think of this mocking ?

 

[mandela]

I'm special.

Yes. Yes, you are.


< pats head >

 

[FLINT ISLAND]