Penguins can swim mateI went through this with someone on ESB before. I asked how long it took for the pair of penguins to walk to the middle east and he got the hump and basically said that god would have just got them there.
If you’re intervening in terms of magical travel logistics then why have a flood in the first place? Just use that magic to make everything disappear, rather than slowly drowning millions of animals and children.
There are people that believe that story and many more that make up the Bible. I'm not one of them.Nobody really believes that story.
Well, HAD lots and lots of trees if you believe the story. That would have to be one hell of a boat.Oh yeah, obviously. But within this bullshit magical story I imagine it was built on land near lots and lots of trees.
Literally more believable than the actual story, tbf.Or you can believe in what I saw on "Ancient Aliens" a few weeks ago when wild haired Georgio stated that ET's handed down DNA engineering and there were no actual animals on board the Ark, just lots of their DNA so it could be used to repopulate the Earth with the animals.
Basically everything in the christian bible, and the entire religion, is merely a rehash of earlier religions.Noah ark maybe be a fairy tale but pretty much every ancient culture has tales passed down on apocalyptic floods happening in pre-history
Well, you believe that the 'chemist was closed' and have paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to a lesbian. Damn.
Money that should have been paid to you. Double damn.
You took the responsibility by having her live under your roof, moron. The opposite would be the lesbian having custody, yet paying YOU to be a part time father. Do you honestly believe that something like that would ever happen?
Deary me, man.
In other words, I took financial responsibility for my only child.
Strange that such a concept is lost on you.