Noah's Arc came to rest in the Mountains of Arafat (East Turkey Edge)

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I went through this with someone on ESB before. I asked how long it took for the pair of penguins to walk to the middle east and he got the hump and basically said that god would have just got them there.

If you’re intervening in terms of magical travel logistics then why have a flood in the first place? Just use that magic to make everything disappear, rather than slowly drowning millions of animals and children.
Penguins can swim mate
 
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Nobody really believes that story.
There are people that believe that story and many more that make up the Bible. I'm not one of them.

Believing in evolution kind of negates the whole creationism thing where one being/entity/deity or whatever you call it decided to make the earth and inhabit it with many different species of creatures.

For the ones that believe in it, more power to them if they need that crutch to make it through their daily lives.
 
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Oh yeah, obviously. But within this bullshit magical story I imagine it was built on land near lots and lots of trees.
Well, HAD lots and lots of trees if you believe the story. That would have to be one hell of a boat.

Or you can believe in what I saw on "Ancient Aliens" a few weeks ago when wild haired Georgio stated that ET's handed down DNA engineering and there were no actual animals on board the Ark, just lots of their DNA so it could be used to repopulate the Earth with the animals.
 
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Noah ark maybe be a fairy tale but pretty much every ancient culture has tales passed down on apocalyptic floods happening in pre-history
 

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Or you can believe in what I saw on "Ancient Aliens" a few weeks ago when wild haired Georgio stated that ET's handed down DNA engineering and there were no actual animals on board the Ark, just lots of their DNA so it could be used to repopulate the Earth with the animals.
Literally more believable than the actual story, tbf.
 
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mandela

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Noah ark maybe be a fairy tale but pretty much every ancient culture has tales passed down on apocalyptic floods happening in pre-history
Basically everything in the christian bible, and the entire religion, is merely a rehash of earlier religions.

Only the most mentally weak, gullible retards buy into this.
 
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mandela

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Well, you believe that the 'chemist was closed' and have paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to a lesbian. Damn.

Money that should have been paid to you. Double damn.
:lol:

Deary me, man.

In other words, I took financial responsibility for my only child.

Strange that such a concept is lost on you.
 

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:lol:

Deary me, man.

In other words, I took financial responsibility for my only child.

Strange that such a concept is lost on you.
You took the responsibility by having her live under your roof, moron. The opposite would be the lesbian having custody, yet paying YOU to be a part time father. Do you honestly believe that something like that would ever happen?

Who would ever be so idiotic as to accept a two-fold loss?

If you've given your ex 100k, it means that you have cheated yourself out of 200k, you meathead SOB. And a significant portion of that money isn't even being used on your child.

SMH...

But I digress. Back to Noah.