Now that I'm in charge of CHB...

mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
21,759
9,586
Scotland
So most people now know I'll be taking over the day to day shit on CHB, after Jay has taken the long over due move of stepping down.

A few things to establish the baseline.

1. The mod team will stay as-is for the time being. However, the next people appointed needs to be Oriental, and preferably a vegetable, as CHB moves towards a more diverse model.

2. Aye, the rumours of a 'fat rule' are true. I speak for most of us when I say we're sick of the smell and association so Ernie and Clarence's accounts will be disabled (like them) and they'll be IP banned until they leave the morbidly obese BMI zone.

3. The Gulag will re-introduced. I am looking for Screws/Wardens for the Gulag so if you're interested PM MrBoogie.

4. I made Jay a promise, about a year ago, to stop calling Trail a paedo. That promise has expired. The nonce will be known as such and his username will be changed to Lostprophet.

5. Everyone must start 2 threads a day and post 10 times. On a weekly basis posters not meeting quota will be banned. Pro Scottish Independence post threads count as treble, and pics of wee Nippy Sturgeon count as 5, so being short of time is no excuse.

6. We will introduce a voluntary donation button. We had one before and it wasn't exactly a success but this one will actually be mandatory so I'm hoping this small tweak will make it a success.

7. The OTH guys have asked me if they can return. I have nothing against them personally so I'm not actually against them returning as long as the do a Cersei Lannister walk of shame back.

8. People are now encouraged to directly contact the family and workplaces of Rob Palmer...and other cunts, actually. Fuck it.
 

Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
Jun 5, 2013
13,748
9,449
Show dem balls bro
So most people now know I'll be taking over the day to day shit on CHB, after Jay has taken the long over due move of stepping down.

A few things to establish the baseline.

1. The mod team will stay as-is for the time being. However, the next people appointed needs to be Oriental, and preferably a vegetable, as CHB moves towards a more diverse model.

2. Aye, the rumours of a 'fat rule' are true. I speak for most of us when I say we're sick of the smell and association so Ernie and Clarence's accounts will be disabled (like them) and they'll be IP banned until they leave the morbidly obese BMI zone.

3. The Gulag will re-introduced. I am looking for Screws/Wardens for the Gulag so if you're interested PM MrBoogie.

4. I made Jay a promise, about a year ago, to stop calling Trail a paedo. That promise has expired. The nonce will be known as such and his username will be changed to Lostprophet.

5. Everyone must start 2 threads a day and post 10 times. On a weekly basis posters not meeting quota will be banned. Pro Scottish Independence post threads count as treble, and pics of wee Nippy Sturgeon count as 5, so being short of time is no excuse.

6. We will introduce a voluntary donation button. We had one before and it wasn't exactly a success but this one will actually be mandatory so I'm hoping this small tweak will make it a success.

7. The OTH guys have asked me if they can return. I have nothing against them personally so I'm not actually against them returning as long as the do a Cersei Lannister walk of shame back.

8. People are now encouraged to directly contact the family and workplaces of Rob Palmer...and other cunts, actually. Fuck it.

Lord have mercy on us all........



 

Yaboo

Sith Lord
Mar 1, 2019
407
191
So most people now know I'll be taking over the day to day shit on CHB, after Jay has taken the long over due move of stepping down.

A few things to establish the baseline.

1. The mod team will stay as-is for the time being. However, the next people appointed needs to be Oriental, and preferably a vegetable, as CHB moves towards a more diverse model.

2. Aye, the rumours of a 'fat rule' are true. I speak for most of us when I say we're sick of the smell and association so Ernie and Clarence's accounts will be disabled (like them) and they'll be IP banned until they leave the morbidly obese BMI zone.

3. The Gulag will re-introduced. I am looking for Screws/Wardens for the Gulag so if you're interested PM MrBoogie.

4. I made Jay a promise, about a year ago, to stop calling Trail a paedo. That promise has expired. The nonce will be known as such and his username will be changed to Lostprophet.

5. Everyone must start 2 threads a day and post 10 times. On a weekly basis posters not meeting quota will be banned. Pro Scottish Independence post threads count as treble, and pics of wee Nippy Sturgeon count as 5, so being short of time is no excuse.

6. We will introduce a voluntary donation button. We had one before and it wasn't exactly a success but this one will actually be mandatory so I'm hoping this small tweak will make it a success.

7. The OTH guys have asked me if they can return. I have nothing against them personally so I'm not actually against them returning as long as the do a Cersei Lannister walk of shame back.

8. People are now encouraged to directly contact the family and workplaces of Rob Palmer...and other cunts, actually. Fuck it.
When I get my MOD/Admin team in place first thing will be to IP ban you.

So make the most of this thread.


 
Jun 7, 2013
595
704
So most people now know I'll be taking over the day to day shit on CHB, after Jay has taken the long over due move of stepping down.

A few things to establish the baseline.

1. The mod team will stay as-is for the time being. However, the next people appointed needs to be Oriental, and preferably a vegetable, as CHB moves towards a more diverse model.

2. Aye, the rumours of a 'fat rule' are true. I speak for most of us when I say we're sick of the smell and association so Ernie and Clarence's accounts will be disabled (like them) and they'll be IP banned until they leave the morbidly obese BMI zone.

3. The Gulag will re-introduced. I am looking for Screws/Wardens for the Gulag so if you're interested PM MrBoogie.

4. I made Jay a promise, about a year ago, to stop calling Trail a paedo. That promise has expired. The nonce will be known as such and his username will be changed to Lostprophet.

5. Everyone must start 2 threads a day and post 10 times. On a weekly basis posters not meeting quota will be banned. Pro Scottish Independence post threads count as treble, and pics of wee Nippy Sturgeon count as 5, so being short of time is no excuse.

6. We will introduce a voluntary donation button. We had one before and it wasn't exactly a success but this one will actually be mandatory so I'm hoping this small tweak will make it a success.

7. The OTH guys have asked me if they can return. I have nothing against them personally so I'm not actually against them returning as long as the do a Cersei Lannister walk of shame back.

8. People are now encouraged to directly contact the family and workplaces of Rob Palmer...and other cunts, actually. Fuck it.
This Mandela Effect is an april fools joke
 

Wordup

The Count of Monte Fisto
May 16, 2013
5,254
1,937
Rotherham, South Yorkshire
So most people now know I'll be taking over the day to day shit on CHB, after Jay has taken the long over due move of stepping down.

A few things to establish the baseline.

1. The mod team will stay as-is for the time being. However, the next people appointed needs to be Oriental, and preferably a vegetable, as CHB moves towards a more diverse model.

2. Aye, the rumours of a 'fat rule' are true. I speak for most of us when I say we're sick of the smell and association so Ernie and Clarence's accounts will be disabled (like them) and they'll be IP banned until they leave the morbidly obese BMI zone.

3. The Gulag will re-introduced. I am looking for Screws/Wardens for the Gulag so if you're interested PM MrBoogie.

4. I made Jay a promise, about a year ago, to stop calling Trail a paedo. That promise has expired. The nonce will be known as such and his username will be changed to Lostprophet.

5. Everyone must start 2 threads a day and post 10 times. On a weekly basis posters not meeting quota will be banned. Pro Scottish Independence post threads count as treble, and pics of wee Nippy Sturgeon count as 5, so being short of time is no excuse.

6. We will introduce a voluntary donation button. We had one before and it wasn't exactly a success but this one will actually be mandatory so I'm hoping this small tweak will make it a success.

7. The OTH guys have asked me if they can return. I have nothing against them personally so I'm not actually against them returning as long as the do a Cersei Lannister walk of shame back.

8. People are now encouraged to directly contact the family and workplaces of Rob Palmer...and other cunts, actually. Fuck it.
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