Official NFL 2020(maybe?) season thread

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The betters called this one from the beginning. I dunno where they'll find him the weapons or if he can learn the system fast enough, but if he can and Bill Deflator can work his magic...he might beat Brady in the race to the next Super Bowl. Pretty stoked to hear Pat Mcafee respond to the news this morning.
 
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Why you trolling that man?
I'll stay out of this thread from now on and not derail it for the nfl fans. I just couldn't resist that one post.

I only tend to troll the trolls. He likes to race bait, spam threads, and he likes to claim nfl supremacy and downplay other sports.

He's also boastful, ill informed, rude, and has poor reasoning and cognitive ability.

I'm just yanking his chain back. If it turns out he's not a troll, but is in fact a senile old duffer then I will feel bad about it, but I think he knows what he's doing. At least on some level.
 
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I'll stay out of this thread from now on and not derail it for the nfl fans. I just couldn't resist that one post.

I only tend to troll the trolls. He likes to race bait, spam threads, and he likes to claim nfl supremacy and downplay other sports.

He's also boastful, ill informed, rude, and has poor reasoning and cognitive ability.

I'm just yanking his chain back. If it turns out he's not a troll, but is in fact a senile old duffer then I will feel bad about it, but I think he knows what he's doing. At least on some level.
What an idiot.

Bobby, a legit NFL football fan here, ok? i can do something you can't, that's talk NFL football. Yep, THE GALLOPING GHOST, CRAZY LEGS HIRSH, LONG GONE DUPREE.

Now beat it.
 
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I'll stay out of this thread from now on and not derail it for the nfl fans. I just couldn't resist that one post.

I only tend to troll the trolls. He likes to race bait, spam threads, and he likes to claim nfl supremacy and downplay other sports.

He's also boastful, ill informed, rude, and has poor reasoning and cognitive ability.

I'm just yanking his chain back. If it turns out he's not a troll, but is in fact a senile old duffer then I will feel bad about it, but I think he knows what he's doing. At least on some level.
I'm just messing with you. It's funny stuff
 
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we just signed cam fucking newtown

billy b traded half the defense

gronk and brady at tampa

i think billy is PLANNING to tank like a champ

fucking madness in NE right now

CAM FUCKING NEWTON?!?!?!?!
Wait... are you hating on Cam Newton? You don't think Bill knows what he can pull out of someone like that?
 

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Wait... are you hating on Cam Newton? You don't think Bill knows what he can pull out of someone like that?
cam sucks

he is also shot

we have no offensive weapons....................our fullback Devlin retired..............gost is gone,gronk,brady............the defense is decimated.....................

we are so fucked........................

I PRAY to god Cam is only supposed to be a backup.................but I fear he is going to start.................

thats the definition of giving up on the year...................

fuck football man :mad
 
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cam sucks

he is also shot

we have no offensive weapons....................our fullback Devlin retired..............gost is gone,gronk,brady............the defense is decimated.....................

we are so fucked........................

I PRAY to god Cam is only supposed to be a backup.................but I fear he is going to start.................

thats the definition of giving up on the year...................

fuck football man :mad
You racist piece of shit
 
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You racist piece of shit
ya,probably :lol:

where the fuck is warren moon when we need him?

anyway....................the pats are in full rebuild mode..................billy stripped out near everything except some vets like Hightower who are there less for what he has left in the tank than for what he can teach the new guys about being a patriot..................
 
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ya,probably :lol:

where the fuck is warren moon when we need him?

anyway....................the pats are in full rebuild mode..................billy stripped out near everything except some vets like Hightower who are there less for what he has left in the tank than for what he can teach the new guys about being a patriot..................
Perhaps. I also think that there is a part of him that believes that he can get this done with anyone you plug in to place. I'm excited to see how Cam looks. I'm a Cam fan, and he seems insanely motivated right now, vegan diet notwithstanding..
 

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Perhaps. I also think that there is a part of him that believes that he can get this done with anyone you plug in to place. I'm excited to see how Cam looks. I'm a Cam fan, and he seems insanely motivated right now, vegan diet notwithstanding..
ya,you can plug people into the machine that existed before he cleaned house

its gone now..............the core is gone and he really cut HARD ..................no way he is thinking 'win' with this year............Cam is a holding measure..........dude is hurt and is going to get hurt because we dont have the weapons on offense to give him a chance .................at his BEST he would be fucked,now he is going to get beat up.............
 
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ya,you can plug people into the machine that existed before he cleaned house

its gone now..............the core is gone and he really cut HARD ..................no way he is thinking 'win' with this year............Cam is a holding measure..........dude is hurt and is going to get hurt because we dont have the weapons on offense to give him a chance .................at his BEST he would be fucked,now he is going to get beat up.............
I'm not going to spend time trying to convince a redneck from New Hampshire to have faith in the Patriots...I'm not going to do it. I'm still a Jets fan, and even with Darnold being much better than people think, we still might be more likely to end up with Trevor Lawrence with how terrible our franchise is.
 
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I'm not going to spend time trying to convince a redneck from New Hampshire to have faith in the Patriots...I'm not going to do it. I'm still a Jets fan, and even with Darnold being much better than people think, we still might be more likely to end up with Trevor Lawrence with how terrible our franchise is.
fuck,you might wind up with cam newton if yall keep fuckin around :lol:

the good news is that Pats/jets games will be serious business now..................
 
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fuck,you might wind up with cam newton if yall keep fuckin around :lol:

the good news is that Pats/jets games will be serious business now..................
For oddsmakers maybe. If ol' Billy boy manages to be working a miracle up there in the cold white north, then I guess every Pats game will be worth tuning in for. More likely, it's a fucking shit pointless game that makes me rethink my love of any American sports.
 
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cam sucks

he is also shot

we have no offensive weapons....................our fullback Devlin retired..............gost is gone,gronk,brady............the defense is decimated.....................

we are so fucked........................

I PRAY to god Cam is only supposed to be a backup.................but I fear he is going to start.................

thats the definition of giving up on the year...................

fuck football man :mad
What a fair weather fan! :lol:

I've never set foot in the same hemisphere as the Colts, the guy who was the only reason I chose them to support in the first place has retired from the game at the age of 24, they've won about five games in the last two years, and I STILL don't talk shit on them like this. :lol:

Time lapse photo of Swollen DiGoatrio's next ten years of sports watching:




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How about....

Bills
Pats
Jets
Dolphins

Colts
Titans
Texans
Jags

Ravens
Browns
Steelers
Bengals

Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders

Ravens beat Chiefs

Niners
Seahawks
Cards
Rams

Saints
Buc;s
Falcons
Panthers

Cowboys
Eagles
Giants
Redskins

Vikings
Packers
Lions
Bears

Saints beat Niners

Saints beat Ravens

But............with my heart breaking.......I do doubt we have football this season. How can it work with this virus getting worst? Yes an NFL athlete won't be dying but it's all about contact with mom and dad and............
 
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How about....

Bills
Pats
Jets
Dolphins

Colts
Titans
Texans
Jags

Ravens
Browns
Steelers
Bengals

Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders

Ravens beat Chiefs

Niners
Seahawks
Cards
Rams

Saints
Buc;s
Falcons
Panthers

Cowboys
Eagles
Giants
Redskins

Vikings
Packers
Lions
Bears

Saints beat Niners

Saints beat Ravens
So you don't think that the Titans put the league on for how to beat the Ravens?
 

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For oddsmakers maybe. If ol' Billy boy manages to be working a miracle up there in the cold white north, then I guess every Pats game will be worth tuning in for. More likely, it's a fucking shit pointless game that makes me rethink my love of any American sports.
:lol:

I will ROOT for the Pats

But I can see that we are fucked

I lived through a couple of decades of this shit before Bledsoe/Brady,eh?

It ALWAYS smells like this.............

the AFC East should be hilarious this year :lol: