Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
When some cunt. Moves in and never paid a fucking dime for the bills or anything and now my bills since moving house are fucking huge because of debts outstanding because of the extra usage that cunt caused us. Water bill gone up by over a third a month. Some cunts getting his windows put through.
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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"bomber jacket coats" idk what else to call them or if they have a name of their own, but it's just your typical bomber jacked that then continues down to your knees, they are so ugly I want to punch anyone I see wearing one.... :mad
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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It infuriates me when I'm watching a show on TV and when they break for commercials the first thing you see is a commercial for the damn show you are watching... WTF :mad
 
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"bomber jacket coats" idk what else to call them or if they have a name of their own, but it's just your typical bomber jacked that then continues down to your knees, they are so ugly I want to punch anyone I see wearing one.... :mad
Bomber trench coat. Idk what business a bomber would have in a trench.
 

Haggis

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May 16, 2013
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Middle aged fat women who talk like they're tough guys who people are afraid of. One was telling me about a road rage incident where she yelled at a big Samoan dude and banged on his drivers side window and he did nothing. She told that story triumphantly, like he was physically scared of her - a morbidly obese woman who can literally barely walk up one flight of stairs.

No you idiot, he did nothing because YOU ARE A 55 YEAR OLD WOMAN, and HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL FOR BEATING A WOMAN. Just because you can mouth off at random guys and they don't knock your teeth down your throat, that doesn't mean that you're tough and they're intimidated by you. It means you have female privilege, and you're abusing it.

:hat
 

Ronsonfly

Toxic White Male
May 8, 2013
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Fucking walking. Real life getting-you-from-A-B-doing-it-through-necessity walking is bad enough but I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about that ridiculous "athletics" event that fully grown fucking adults do and fucking event organisers put on and fucking broadcasters foist upon us.

It's as worthless as synchronised swimming, a total absurdity. It's the adult equivalent of that not-running run that kids do in school corridors when some teacher has bellowed, "Stop running, walk.!" So what we now have is shitcunts mincing jogging like queer paedos pursuing a scout roop whilst trying to look like they're not running being beamed into living rooms and the fucking cunts getting given medals for it.

The world's gone mad, I tells ya.
 

Haggis

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May 16, 2013
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Nothing to complain about today. I actually had a really good day. :lol:

Well, I got annoyed by my car stereo's bullshit "random" play function, but I have already complained about that.

:hat
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
21,854
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Castle Duckula.
I bought a lottery ticket last week. Not checked it yet, pretty much forgot about it and every time I remember it I have not got it on me to check. So right now its in my mind and its very hard not to spend a few million. I know when I check it I'll likely have not one single number. That will proper piss me off and really I'll be no worse off than I was before I checked. Its the hope that kills you.
 

thehook13

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May 16, 2013
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I like to help out non techy people watch movies and shows, as well as transferring other files.

Cunts always nick my USB sticks though. It's like the nerds version of a lighter!

USB sticks are not fair game simple as that
 
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Davvers

That's a Davvers promise!!!
May 24, 2013
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When you watch Match of the Day, and after Gary Lineker does a pathetic sycophantic interview with the winning manager and always has to shoehorn paragraphs of Spanish into it if it is Pep, Sarri, Benitez, Pochettino etc. Then their outdated shite punditry begins with morons like Danny Murphy recycling cliches that have been done to death for twenty years, 'he shouldn't be getting beaten at his near post Gary', 'I can't believe the ref hasn't given that one, he goes down too easily but there is contact, it's a stonewall penalty' (after seeing the clip from four different angles and slowing it down until Raheem Sterling tumbles over slower than Neil Armstrong). Fucking nauseating show that hasn't moved on since Alan Hansen invented every single phrase they come out with.
 
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Squire

Let's Go Champ
May 17, 2013
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Middle aged fat women who talk like they're tough guys who people are afraid of. One was telling me about a road rage incident where she yelled at a big Samoan dude and banged on his drivers side window and he did nothing. She told that story triumphantly, like he was physically scared of her - a morbidly obese woman who can literally barely walk up one flight of stairs.

No you idiot, he did nothing because YOU ARE A 55 YEAR OLD WOMAN, and HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL FOR BEATING A WOMAN. Just because you can mouth off at random guys and they don't knock your teeth down your throat, that doesn't mean that you're tough and they're intimidated by you. It means you have female privilege, and you're abusing it.

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This is a good one, and they're usually middle aged and fat. Their self image is someone not to mess with, or they'll... or they'll what exactly? The average 40 year old overweight 'tough' woman would have a decent fight with a 12 year old boy or 75 year old man, but ages in between would wreck them
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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When you watch Match of the Day, and after Gary Lineker does a pathetic sycophantic interview with the winning manager and always has to shoehorn paragraphs of Spanish into it if it is Pep, Sarri, Benitez, Pochettino etc. Then their outdated shite punditry begins with morons like Danny Murphy recycling cliches that have been done to death for twenty years, 'he shouldn't be getting beaten at his near post Gary', 'I can't believe the ref hasn't given that one, he goes down too easily but there is contact, it's a stonewall penalty' (after seeing the clip from four different angles and slowing it down until Raheem Sterling tumbles over slower than Neil Armstrong). Fucking nauseating show that hasn't moved on since Alan Hansen invented every single phrase they come out with.
I don't think they ever will move on, the problem these days is that any recently retired footballer gets a pundits job no matter how much of a thicko they are, Hansen actually had a brain to go along with his ability but even he became a walking cliche long before he walked away.
 
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Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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When you hit "open in new tab" on an image on your phone so that you can get the image URL and post it here. But then Google decides to download the image instead, without asking permission or indicating in any way that it's going to download instead of just opening in a new tab like you fucking told it to. And yet, other times it works fine. Infuriating.

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May 16, 2013
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Na that's fine Haggis. It's when it starts "So I was in town the other day........" as if they are a comedian on stage or something.