Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Young lads who wear tight trousers or jeans that are way too short with shoes and no socks.

People who wear RAMONES t-shirts and have never heard one song by said band.

People who slate boxers despite having never climbed through the ropes, never been close to a ring, never laced a pair of gloves up "Uh, he's a fucking bum, I'd beat him"
 

AntG

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Nov 16, 2012
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Golfers.

The golf course is the playground for the pretentious sportsman, having worked at a golf club for a couple of years in the past I can tell you there's nobody up their own arse as much as somebody who plays golf, their arrogance is astonishing.
 

Claypole

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Jun 4, 2013
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It annoys me when people won't just get on a train and sit down.

The train pulls in, and I can see plenty of spaces. My doors open and a twat gets on and just stands there, looking left, then right, and then left again. "Hmm, where shall I sit?". Meanwhile, the empty seats get taken by people getting on from the other doors.

Then, there's the twats that spend about 10 minutes taking their coats off, stowing their bag and generally faffing about just being annoying twats. Then, when they sit down they decide that they need to take stuff out of one bag and put it in their other one. Then it's food time, and they spend ages noisily unwrapping smelly food.

Even worse is when they get their laptops put and start typing loudly. They don't know how to type, so they make a big deal over every button press.

I could go on and on about cunts the train. I've done the same journey thousands of times over many years and the only way I can get through the journey is to sit there imagining committing violent acts on my fellow passengers. My current thought is the hammering of a sinch inch nail through their skulls
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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People who ride their bikes on the pavement, causeway, sidewalk. So when you're walking down to the shop for a pint of milk or whatever some cunt on their bike can potentially take you out while you're not looking.

Tony Bellew on punditry - you ain't no Manny Steward.

Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, Easter - why fucking bother? Two of the five are just an excuse for Hallmark to raise a few quid, the other three are just shit. If I never got another birthday card I wouldn't give a fucking shit. If I didn't get another Christmas present I wouldn't care two hoots. Easter? I don't give a fuck about eating chocolate eggs.
 
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Twats who abandon their shopping trolleys in supermarkets whilst they go and get something else annoy me. When I see people do this, i sometimes pop a couple of small extra items in their trolley. Or move it somewhere else...
Depends where they leave it surely. Better leaving I somewhere out the way than taking it down packed Isles, stopping anyone from getting through.
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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People who ride their bikes on the pavement, causeway, sidewalk. So when you're walking down to the shop for a pint of milk or whatever some cunt on their bike can potentially take you out while you're not looking.

Tony Bellew on punditry - you ain't no Manny Steward.

Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, Easter - why fucking bother? Two of the five are just an excuse for Hallmark to raise a few quid, the other three are just shit. If I never got another birthday card I wouldn't give a fucking shit. If I didn't get another Christmas present I wouldn't care two hoots. Easter? I don't give a fuck about eating chocolate eggs.
It's a catch 22 for cyclists, they're a menace on the pavement for sure but there's that many irresponsible drivers on the road these days that it's too dangerous for them.
 
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When men reply to a question "better ask the boss", referring to their missus.
This kind of connects to people that whinge about their partners. If you're unhappy, fix it. Don't come in here and pour negativity into my ear holes. You married her, twat.

Postcards. I hated them even before everyone had phones which render them 100% useless.
I don't want a single person I know spending a moment of their cherished holiday thinking about what to write in a postcard to me. Much rather they made themselves a cup of crappy foreign tea.
Then it arrives here and what the fuck am I supposed to do with it?
 
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Golfers.

The golf course is the playground for the pretentious sportsman, having worked at a golf club for a couple of years in the past I can tell you there's nobody up their own arse as much as somebody who plays golf, their arrogance is astonishing.
Public golf courses have completely normal people on them.
 
May 16, 2013
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Twats who abandon their shopping trolleys in supermarkets whilst they go and get something else annoy me. When I see people do this, i sometimes pop a couple of small extra items in their trolley. Or move it somewhere else...
Guilty, i do try and dump it out of the way though will check my items next tune
 
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When I call someone like a Doctor and they get my name wrong. My name sounds very similar to a different name and they get it wrong every time no matter how clear I try to pronounce it. It is also spelled two different ways so they ask me which spelling it is every time. I spell it like probably 90% of people who have the name. This has gone on for decades. Try making numerous calls in a raw and going though that every time. Once in a while I catch myself snapping at the person on the other end.
 
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When I call someone like a Doctor and they get my name wrong. My name sounds very similar to a different name and they get it wrong every time no matter how clear I try to pronounce it. It is also spelled two different ways so they ask me which spelling it is every time. I spell it like probably 90% of people who have the name. This has gone on for decades. Try making numerous calls in a raw and going though that every time. Once in a while I catch myself snapping at the person on the other end.
 
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Twats who abandon their shopping trolleys in supermarkets whilst they go and get something else annoy me. When I see people do this, i sometimes pop a couple of small extra items in their trolley. Or move it somewhere else...

The ones who stick their trolley right across the front of the reduced section so everyone else has to wait or lean over it, are a whole new level of twat.