Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Jun 20, 2013
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People who remove the seat-belt while the car is still moving or open the door to get out in the same situation bugs the fuck out of me.
 
Apr 12, 2014
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Cunts who stand dead center in front of the door of the subway and block the way when they aren't getting off at the next stop.

When non Americans use American slang terms like "Dude" we ain't in California you fucking cunt. Also cunts who put on accents to make themselves sound more educated.

Dickheads who play music in public without headphones.

Ignorant cunts who put their feet up on public transport, or people who put their bags on seats and have a strop when you ask them to move it

People spitting in the street, dog ignorant wankers.
 
May 16, 2013
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It's ridiculous that this annoys me as much as it does but the use of whiskey on TV.

Fuckin' every cunt has a crystal decanter that they just stroll up to, pour themselves a massive double quadruple and downs it like it's apple juice.

Drives me fuckin' mental.

Women doin' it. Teenagers doing it. Ray Donovan downing 4 gallons per episode.

I've never see a single person in real life with one of those decanters and no cunt, NO CUNT, downs a double, quadruple whiskey without boaking like utter fuck for about 5 minutes afterwards.
 
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It's ridiculous that this annoys me as much as it does but the use of whiskey on TV.

Fuckin' every cunt has a crystal decanter that they just stroll up to, pour themselves a massive double quadruple and downs it like it's apple juice.

Drives me fuckin' mental.

Women doin' it. Teenagers doing it. Ray Donovan downing 4 gallons per episode.

I've never see a single person in real life with one of those decanters and no cunt, NO CUNT, downs a double, quadruple whiskey without boaking like utter fuck for about 5 minutes afterwards.
I remember Phil Mitchell on one of his benders on Eastenders getting smashed by pouring himself double after double after double. If you're drinking it to get smashed why bother? Annoyed me at the time.
 
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Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Cunts who stand dead center in front of the door of the subway and block the way when they aren't getting off at the next stop.
Or even worse, the ones that slam the brakes right after they get off an escalator as if they didn't have 40 people in a row behind them, wtf did you think was gonna happen?

Ignorant cunts who put their feet up on public transport, or people who put their bags on seats and have a strop when you ask them to move it
I agree, but it's worse when people seek you out because you have your bag on the seat and ask you to move it for their fat arse when there are 45 free seats all around you, fuck off cunt! :mad
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Ugly bitches that shave one side of their head thinking they are edgy and cool wah wah wah, no you look like a dumb whore! almost nobody can pull off that look.
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Live bands.

I'm not talking famous ones, I'm talking ones that do gigs down your local pub, you know the sort, middle aged men with long hair and beer bellies who act like they're playing to a crowd at Wembley, they usually have shit banter with the crowd, tells us that they once toured with the Rolling Stones in the 70's, they always make the drummer the butt of their jokes and they always assume that everyone in the pub is into Deep Purple and Black Sabbath and proceed to play their hits very badly.
 
Mar 24, 2015
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Live bands.

I'm not talking famous ones, I'm talking ones that do gigs down your local pub, you know the sort, middle aged men with long hair and beer bellies who act like they're playing to a crowd at Wembley, they usually have shit banter with the crowd, tells us that they once toured with the Rolling Stones in the 70's, they always make the drummer the butt of their jokes and they always assume that everyone in the pub is into Deep Purple and Black Sabbath and proceed to play their hits very badly.
There was a band on a few weeks back at my local. Played a bunch of covers by either very obscure artists or very obscure tracks by well known bands. What's the point of doing covers of nobody is going to know what it is. Might as well play their own stuff in that case.
 
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AntG

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There was a band on a few weeks back at my local. Played a bunch of covers by either very obscure artists or very obscure tracks by well known bands. What's the point of doing covers of nobody is going to know what it is. Might as well play their own stuff in that case.
I don't know mate, every now and then you get a decent enough band but most of them are fucking shocking. I went to a charity gig just before Christmas and the band they had there looked the part of a heavy metal band giving it the "We're gonna rock you guys tonight" spiel and then proceeded to play U2 and Bryan Adams hits all night, the one time they deviated to harder rock was possibly the worst rendition of Highway to Hell I've ever heard.

Something I've noticed with these gigs as well is that no matter how shit the band is there is always that middle aged couple dancing away to the entire gig and having banter with the band.
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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Tim Lovejoy. Went from ATG on Soccer AM to complete cunt on Sunday Brunch.

Have I mentioned Eamonn Holmes? He's a creepy cunt. Complete and utter wanker.

PPV boxing. If I'm shelling out £65 for Sky, £39 for BT, £15 for BoxNation I don't expect to be charged another £20 to watch Anthony bastard Joshua.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
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Tim Lovejoy. Went from ATG on Soccer AM to complete cunt on Sunday Brunch.

Have I mentioned Eamonn Holmes? He's a creepy cunt. Complete and utter wanker.

PPV boxing. If I'm shelling out £65 for Sky, £39 for BT, £15 for BoxNation I don't expect to be charged another £20 to watch Anthony bastard Joshua.
I've always thought Lovejoy was a cunt, it's his ilk who are responsible for the gimmicks in modern day football, "unbelievable tekkers" and all that shite.
 
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I've always thought Lovejoy was a cunt, it's his ilk who are responsible for the gimmicks in modern day football, "unbelievable tekkers" and all that shite.
I thought he was funny on Soccer AM, but he was backed up by Helen Chamberlain and a host of stars who appeared on the show. These days he's gone to complete and utter shit. That fucker who cooks with him on Sunday Brunch needs a bullet too the bald-headed fucker, Simon Rimmer..

Another thing about Sunday Brunch is they fetch guests on, musicians, who no-one gives a flying fuck about. Trying hard to be hipsters doesn't work when you bring pricks on your show.
 
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Tim Lovejoy. Went from ATG on Soccer AM to complete cunt on Sunday Brunch.

Have I mentioned Eamonn Holmes? He's a creepy cunt. Complete and utter wanker.

PPV boxing. If I'm shelling out £65 for Sky, £39 for BT, £15 for BoxNation I don't expect to be charged another £20 to watch Anthony bastard Joshua.
I shelled out $300 for what is basically a nosebleed seat at Joshua-Miller.
 
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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
I used to love going to see live bands and tribute acts. Some weeks you would get the shit guys who were never any good much like the ones posted about above and then some weeks you would get a band of stunning musicians and a worthy front man. It was always hit and miss but you soon enough got to know the bands that were worth seeing, they would tour the country and knew they were meant to put on a greatest hits show for the audience. It never bothered me if a band were going to start playing Bryan Adams, Journey and Def Leppard as long as yo knew that is what the band were going to be playing before you went in.

The bands that were far worse every single tie were the young bands playing Paul Weller, Attic Monkeys and a bunch of their own songs. Basically shit indie groups. Absolute shite.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ.

Should have kept your cash in your pocket. It'll be easy money for Joshua.
A friend is flying in to watch it with me. Couldn't really back down. I'd rather watch that one than Breazeale-Wilder.

I think Miller's chance is better than Povetkin's was. His ceiling isn't known and he's 310 pounds. If Joshua starts to gas, it could get crazy.
 
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A friend is flying in to watch it with me. Couldn't really back down. I'd rather watch that one than Breazeale-Wilder.

I think Miller's chance is better than Povetkin's was. His ceiling isn't known and he's 310 pounds. If Joshua starts to gas, it could get crazy.
Brezeale - Wilder is awful.

I hope you enjoy your night, especially if your friend is flying in to watch. I can't see Miller doing anything to be fair. Joshua will just box his socks off. I can't see Joshua gassing either. I know if it's a massive cliche but Miller has a puncher's chance...but I can't even see that happening.

Should be a good night out for you my friend.
 
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People who have twins and dress them exactly the same.

Toilets that charge 20p to have a piss in.

Strictly Come Dancing.

The Voice.

Dancing on Ice.

People talking on their phones when buying something. Your conversation can wait twenty seconds while you pay for your goods and thank the lassie behind the counter who's on minimum wage for sorting your purchase out.

Old people driving.
 
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