Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

May 16, 2013
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People who do Fortnite dances like the fucking Floss at every oportunity, as if they are the only person who can do them.
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Locks on the trash disposals outside apartment buildings, is it really such a problem someone else using them you need to put locks on the motherfuckers? Like when walking my puppy and he leaves his doodoo outside your door I'm responsible I pick it up in a bag and throw in the trash so you won't step in it, but you put a lock on that bastard and expect me to walk around with a bag of shit for miles? I think I'll just look beforehand if there are locks from now on and encourage him to shit next to them then leave it there...
 

kf3

Jul 17, 2012
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South London
Locks on the trash disposals outside apartment buildings, is it really such a problem someone else using them you need to put locks on the motherfuckers? Like when walking my puppy and he leaves his doodoo outside your door I'm responsible I pick it up in a bag and throw in the trash so you won't step in it, but you put a lock on that bastard and expect me to walk around with a bag of shit for miles? I think I'll just look beforehand if there are locks from now on and encourage him to shit next to them then leave it there...
on the other side of that we have to put food waste in a different bin, which doesn't have a lock and is usually left open. the entire bottom floor of the block STINKS for half the week.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Lancashire
Fair weather workers, I've now got to take tomorrow and Wednesday and this afternoon off because we've been held up on a job by contractors who won't work in a bit of rain and we can't do anything until they're finished, it's only rain, you won't fucking melt.:wall
 
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Mar 16, 2019
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When you randomly sneeze, but for some reason you get 1/10th of the warning that you usually do, so out of nowhere you suddenly just explode a bunch of snot and saliva all over yourself.

:hat
 

Davvers

That's a Davvers promise!!!
May 24, 2013
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Ugly bitches that shave one side of their head thinking they are edgy and cool wah wah wah, no you look like a dumb whore! almost nobody can pull off that look.
Skin Diamond ❤❤❤
 

Davvers

That's a Davvers promise!!!
May 24, 2013
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Had a dose of another pet hate of mine yesterday. When you are queuing at a supermarket for an interminably long time. Grandma taking ages finding where her money is etc. Next customer has a return, takes 5 mins. The queue is backing up into the aisles.

Suddenly someone appears out of the warehouse and opens a til. And 100% of the time, a cunt who is about 5 customers behind you tears straight up to the front of that till with zero fucks given for the people who were in front of him/her, who have been waiting longer than him/her. Pure selfish cunts and this happens every fucking time in Lidl/Aldi or wherever else is yet to adjust to self scanning. In my case, a small Spar in a Portuguese coastal town.
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Had a dose of another pet hate of mine yesterday. When you are queuing at a supermarket for an interminably long time. Grandma taking ages finding where her money is etc. Next customer has a return, takes 5 mins. The queue is backing up into the aisles.

Suddenly someone appears out of the warehouse and opens a til. And 100% of the time, a cunt who is about 5 customers behind you tears straight up to the front of that till with zero fucks given for the people who were in front of him/her, who have been waiting longer than him/her. Pure selfish cunts and this happens every fucking time in Lidl/Aldi or wherever else is yet to adjust to self scanning. In my case, a small Spar in a Portuguese coastal town.
Yep see it everyday at work, I actually make it pretty clear if I open another that next in line is welcome first nobody wants to be that much of an asshole when you say that loud I find.
 
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Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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My local Morrisons has four tills and a cigarette counter, also four self-service tills. They open one till, the cigarette counter and two of the four self-service tills (which rarely work properly).

And then I wonder why there are fifty people queueing up to get served.
 

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
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'Straya, cunt.
My local Morrisons has four tills and a cigarette counter, also four self-service tills. They open one till, the cigarette counter and two of the four self-service tills (which rarely work properly).

And then I wonder why there are fifty people queueing up to get served.
You worry about this because you aren’t in the middle of wtoughting the self serve, you simple cunt.
 
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Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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You worry about this because you aren’t in the middle of wtoughting the self serve, you simple cunt.
It just seems to fuck up for me Dale. I can get Tesco, Sainsbury and Asda to work, it's just Morrisons that fuck up nine times out of ten.
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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People who use the term 'delicious' when describing food.

Car salesmen and their complete bollocks when describing an average car.

Wood pigeons - one has just turned up over the last week outside my place, it's like having an alarm clock at 5.30am every morning when sometimes you might like to stay in bed.

In-laws, especially father-in-laws.

People who, when you're in a boozer watching a fight, who slate elite-level boxers who are getting leathered and use lines like "I could beat him". Get in the ring yourself, kid, he'll kick the living cunt out of you.

People who call Mayonnaise 'Mayo'.

Nando's
 

DBerry

complete and utter prick
Jun 11, 2013
38,191
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'Straya, cunt.
People who use the term 'delicious' when describing food.

Car salesmen and their complete bollocks when describing an average car.

Wood pigeons - one has just turned up over the last week outside my place, it's like having an alarm clock at 5.30am every morning when sometimes you might like to stay in bed.

In-laws, especially father-in-laws.

People who, when you're in a boozer watching a fight, who slate elite-level boxers who are getting leathered and use lines like "I could beat him". Get in the ring yourself, kid, he'll kick the living cunt out of you.

People who call Mayonnaise 'Mayo'.

Nando's
I actually just had a delicious meal. Truth!
 
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Mar 24, 2015
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Guangzhou, China
People who use the term 'delicious' when describing food.

Car salesmen and their complete bollocks when describing an average car.

Wood pigeons - one has just turned up over the last week outside my place, it's like having an alarm clock at 5.30am every morning when sometimes you might like to stay in bed.

In-laws, especially father-in-laws.

People who, when you're in a boozer watching a fight, who slate elite-level boxers who are getting leathered and use lines like "I could beat him". Get in the ring yourself, kid, he'll kick the living cunt out of you.

People who call Mayonnaise 'Mayo'.

Nando's
Never visit China. The number of times a day I here food described as delicious or worse yet, "very delicious". Which brings me to my point. People who add intensifiers to extreme adjectives. No it isn't "very delicious"", super simple" or "totally amazing" you fucking dolt. Literally being used as both a synonym and antonym of figuratively. I get that it has happen in literature for a long time but it seems to have really taken off in the last few years.
 

mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
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9,324
Scotland
When my missus wipes downs the countertops she doesn't methodically work crumbs and debris into a pile so she can wipe them off onto her hand and dispose of accordingly. She just starts fuckin wildly wiping and there's shit flying fuckin everywhere, man. She basically just moves the mess from the coutertop onto the fuckin floor then i have to vacuum it up. Does my fuckin head in, man.
 
Dec 7, 2016
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People who use the term 'delicious' when describing food.

Car salesmen and their complete bollocks when describing an average car.

Wood pigeons - one has just turned up over the last week outside my place, it's like having an alarm clock at 5.30am every morning when sometimes you might like to stay in bed.

In-laws, especially father-in-laws.

People who, when you're in a boozer watching a fight, who slate elite-level boxers who are getting leathered and use lines like "I could beat him". Get in the ring yourself, kid, he'll kick the living cunt out of you.

People who call Mayonnaise 'Mayo'.

Nando's

People who spend time talking about food drive me nuts. I can't stand being around them.
 
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