Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

May 16, 2013
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People who do Fortnite dances like the fucking Floss at every oportunity, as if they are the only person who can do them.
 

Joe

Jun 3, 2012
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Locks on the trash disposals outside apartment buildings, is it really such a problem someone else using them you need to put locks on the motherfuckers? Like when walking my puppy and he leaves his doodoo outside your door I'm responsible I pick it up in a bag and throw in the trash so you won't step in it, but you put a lock on that bastard and expect me to walk around with a bag of shit for miles? I think I'll just look beforehand if there are locks from now on and encourage him to shit next to them then leave it there...
 

kf3

Jul 17, 2012
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South London
Locks on the trash disposals outside apartment buildings, is it really such a problem someone else using them you need to put locks on the motherfuckers? Like when walking my puppy and he leaves his doodoo outside your door I'm responsible I pick it up in a bag and throw in the trash so you won't step in it, but you put a lock on that bastard and expect me to walk around with a bag of shit for miles? I think I'll just look beforehand if there are locks from now on and encourage him to shit next to them then leave it there...
on the other side of that we have to put food waste in a different bin, which doesn't have a lock and is usually left open. the entire bottom floor of the block STINKS for half the week.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Lancashire
Fair weather workers, I've now got to take tomorrow and Wednesday and this afternoon off because we've been held up on a job by contractors who won't work in a bit of rain and we can't do anything until they're finished, it's only rain, you won't fucking melt.:wall
 
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May 25, 2013
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People who do Fortnite dances like the fucking Floss at every oportunity, as if they are the only person who can do them.
mmmaaaatttteee, I work in primary schools and kids are fucking obsessed with doing Fortnite dances at every conceivable opportunity.
 
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