Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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People who spend time talking about food drive me nuts. I can't stand being around them.
It's often snobbery to be fair.

If you enjoy your food then by all means enjoy it, don't burden us with your talk though.
 
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May 16, 2013
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When my missus wipes downs the countertops she doesn't methodically work crumbs and debris into a pile so she can wipe them off onto her hand and dispose of accordingly. She just starts fuckin wildly wiping and there's shit flying fuckin everywhere, man. She basically just moves the mess from the coutertop onto the fuckin floor then i have to vacuum it up. Does my fuckin head in, man.
Characteristics of a psychopath :shifty
 
Apr 7, 2014
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I went to refill my subway card last night and someone walked up to me and asked me to take her change and give her three singles. I was busy refilling my card so I figured it was just a typical clueless white girl from out of town trying to navigate the subways. I agreed and she started handing me a bunch of nickels and dimes. I then looked at her face and saw a bunch of skin lesions that outed her as junkie. I ended up with $2.50 worth of loose change and she refused to give me my singles back. I'm still pissed off this morning.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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Lancashire
The fucking bellend on this estate who drives around in some car which backfires every time he goes on and off the throttle, I thought that boy racer/Max Power magazine bullshit went out of fashion years ago.
 
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Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Professional movie reviewers who don't know the difference between a review, and a recap. Man, that shits me. Read two paragraphs of a "review" and think "I actually would have quite liked to see that movie. But now I won't, because I already know all the big plot points and reveals. Because this fuckwit thinks that someone who just wants to know if the movie is good or not, must also want to know all the key moments." :patsch

:hat
 
May 19, 2013
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When my missus wipes downs the countertops she doesn't methodically work crumbs and debris into a pile so she can wipe them off onto her hand and dispose of accordingly. She just starts fuckin wildly wiping and there's shit flying fuckin everywhere, man. She basically just moves the mess from the coutertop onto the fuckin floor then i have to vacuum it up. Does my fuckin head in, man.
I do that. I wipe everything onto the floor and just hoover it or quickly sweep it. Fuck sweeping shit into my hands. I'm not an animal.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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I do that. I wipe everything onto the floor and just hoover it or quickly sweep it. Fuck sweeping shit into my hands. I'm not an animal.
Which animals sweep stuff into their hands?

:hat
 

mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
21,030
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Scotland
I do that. I wipe everything onto the floor and just hoover it or quickly sweep it. Fuck sweeping shit into my hands. I'm not an animal.
So you move the mess from A to B before actually cleaning it up?

Seems efficient.

You disgust me.
 
May 19, 2013
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B is basically the end point for me.

You've naw even got the Hoover oot yet? Pretty much a whole weekend job for you, tbh
Really?

You sweep it into your hand and then walk around with it for the rest of the week?
 

mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
21,030
9,061
Scotland
Had a big fuckin blood orange. Don't see them in the shops very often. This thing was the size of a grapefruit, man. Looking forward to it all day.

Just peeled it and the skin was about an inch thick, ffs. Basically left with a plum size orange :(