Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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Had a big fuckin blood orange. Don't see them in the shops very often. This thing was the size of a grapefruit, man. Looking forward to it all day.

Just peeled it and the skin was about an inch thick, ffs. Basically left with a plum size orange :(
The citrus fruit equivalent of biting into a superb-looking apple and discovering that it is apparently made out of sugary flour.

:hat
 
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mandela

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May 16, 2013
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I'd made a tomato sauce, had it cook right down while I worked out, and when the missus came in I asked her to add the black beans to the sauce.
I come in 5 minutes later to dish up, look in the pot and it's all black water and shit.

She just opened the tinned and poured it all in. Didn't even strain them, ffs.

Actually, this isn't even petty. I'm still fuckin raging.
 
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I'd made a tomato sauce, had it cook right down while I worked out, and when the missus came in I asked her to add the black beans to the sauce.
I come in 5 minutes later to dish up, look in the pot and it's all black water and shit.

She just opened the tinned and poured it all in. Didn't even strain them, ffs.

Actually, this isn't even petty. I'm still fuckin raging.
Who the fuck puts black beans in tomato sauce?
 
May 19, 2013
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This isn't even petty.

Adults who blatantly litter.

Was parking my car this morning when I saw a mouth breather in a track suit, in his 40's walking down the street scratching a scratch card. He finished scratching , momentarily stopped, analysed his losses and then just flung the scratch card over his shoulder onto the ground.

I nearly ran the cunt over.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
34,492
11,716
I'd made a tomato sauce, had it cook right down while I worked out, and when the missus came in I asked her to add the black beans to the sauce.
I come in 5 minutes later to dish up, look in the pot and it's all black water and shit.

She just opened the tinned and poured it all in. Didn't even strain them, ffs.

Actually, this isn't even petty. I'm still fuckin raging.
You deserve that, though. How are you going to complain that she ruined the sauce, when you were just planning on ruining it anyway?

:hat
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
34,492
11,716
This isn't even petty.

Adults who blatantly litter.

Was parking my car this morning when I saw a mouth breather in a track suit, in his 40's walking down the street scratching a scratch card. He finished scratching , momentarily stopped, analysed his losses and then just flung the scratch card over his shoulder onto the ground.

I nearly ran the cunt over.
I would have voted to acquit.

:hat
 
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Cunts on trains. Cunts eating, cunts with breathing akin to snoring and cunts that smell. That's today's train commute. Basically lack manners for others.
 

AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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This bloke at work today, he was playing Genesis all morning so at half 11 I just packed all my tools away and came home.
 
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mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
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I swear to fuck, man...if her dad leaves another fuckin tea bag in the sink when he literally has to walk past the bin to get there I will continue to say fuck all and just pick up the tea bag and put it in the bin myself :(
 

NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
I swear to fuck, man...if her dad leaves another fuckin tea bag in the sink when he literally has to walk past the bin to get there I will continue to say fuck all and just pick up the tea bag and put it in the bin myself :(

That was a thing the cunt in law used to do. The bin was 3ft away, but every time e would leave the tea bag in the sink. Cunt would also leave his plate with whatever was left over on the kitchen top too rather than clearing into the bin and rinsing it. Best thing to do is when you make him a cup of tea re use the one he left in the sink. It worked a charm for me.
 
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murphyx500

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May 16, 2013
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People at the front of a queue of traffic who don't start moving until 2-3 seconds after the green light has come on. That's several cars that could have got through on that run that now can't because you're a slow inattentive cunt who should kill themselves.
 
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mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
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That was a thing the cunt in law used to do. The bin was 3ft away, but every time e would leave the tea bag in the sink. Cunt would also leave his plate with whatever was left over on the kitchen top too rather than clearing into the bin and rinsing it. Best thing to do is when you make him a cup of tea re use the one he left in the sink. It worked a charm for me.
Just came in from work there and he's sprawled out on the couch in just his shorts...sweat and lotion all over the fabric.

Why the fuck wouldn't you consider putting a t-shirt on, ffs?