Petty irritants in life that get you way more furious than is justified?

mandela

CHB Führer
May 16, 2013
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Old man stuff.

I was trying to lift summin up stairs with the wife. Didn't want to ask the old guy, obvs. But she canny manage so he comes over. I'm braced to lift and he spits in his hands and rubs them together and grabs it. I'm thinking "that ain't very fuckin sanitary" to which he must read my mind...or he's just not satisfied with the amount of his fuckin DNA he's spreading around my house...and spits more into his hand.

The fuck is that about? Special grip slevvers or summin?
 
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AntG

Scaredy Bat
Nov 16, 2012
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This isn't even petty.

Adults who blatantly litter.

Was parking my car this morning when I saw a mouth breather in a track suit, in his 40's walking down the street scratching a scratch card. He finished scratching , momentarily stopped, analysed his losses and then just flung the scratch card over his shoulder onto the ground.

I nearly ran the cunt over.
I'm no environmental warrior but things like that boil my piss, it's just the attitude of a feckless irresponsible person that they can't put litter in their pocket until they found a bin. They're likely the sort of prick who live in a fucking pigsty and lives on takeaways and likes to go for a "cheeky" Nandos and goes to the off licence still wearing pyjamas.
 

Deebo

"Messkin" Deebo
Jun 5, 2013
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Show dem balls bro
Adults who blatantly litter.

My fucking brother-in-law. Buys bags of fucking sunflower seeds and will walk around public places like sports arenas, Disneyland, hospitals, etc, eating them and spitting the shells out right on the goddamn ground anywhere he is. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Guy litters more than any kid I have ever even heard of. Dirty fucker.
 
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NSFW

Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
Just came in from work there and he's sprawled out on the couch in just his shorts...sweat and lotion all over the fabric.

Why the fuck wouldn't you consider putting a t-shirt on, ffs?

Lotion? Don't go in the room with a UV light.

The cunt in law used to walk round in his boxers. He was the size or a medium sized couch. I was fortunate not to see it. The kids still talk of it like it was Cthulhu.

On helping lift stuff he was a waste of time. Hated him so bad. Turns out he's lonely now and has been moaning that no body visits him.
 

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Freedom Fighter
May 14, 2013
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Castle Duckula.
I'm no environmental warrior but things like that boil my piss, it's just the attitude of a feckless irresponsible person that they can't put litter in their pocket until they found a bin. They're likely the sort of prick who live in a fucking pigsty and lives on takeaways and likes to go for a "cheeky" Nandos and goes to the off licence still wearing pyjamas.

Littering really ticks me off.

Even caught myself giving people shit for it which is out of character, random strangers.

Always found that if it were someone I knew the best way to deal with it without calling them straight out and getting the 'whats it matter to you you prick' response or them laughing it off, is to make a huge gigantic deal of one of your own kids accidentally dropping litter, really going off on one. Obviously they've got to be in on it which is easy if you've ever had the don't drop litter conversation with them. After that initial outburst just keep bringing it up whenever you can like near a bin or when the litterer and the child are talking and the kid has something in his/her hand. Make the litter dropper feel a right cunt, if they don't eventually respond to that just report them for noncing or something. Whatever gets them off the streets.
 
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My fucking brother-in-law. Buys bags of fucking sunflower seeds and will walk around public places like sports arenas, Disneyland, hospitals, etc, eating them and spitting the shells out right on the goddamn ground anywhere he is. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Guy litters more than any kid I have ever even heard of. Dirty fucker.
Man, this reminds me of my first blue jays game. Dude beside me, was just spitting the shells onto the ground in one big pile of mess all game. My mind was fucking blown, it actually distracted me from the game. I kept nudging my Canadian mate, as if to say 'take a look at this filthy cunt, but he didn't bat an eyelid. Obviously seen it before, and it's clearly a thing with baseball fans as I've seen it loads of times since and before.
 

Haggis

CHB World Championship People's Champion
May 16, 2013
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When there's too much increment between volume settings at low volumes. Volume setting 2 - can't hear it. Volume setting 3 - too loud for the quiet environment that you're trying to have background sound in.

:hat
 
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Live bands.

I'm not talking famous ones, I'm talking ones that do gigs down your local pub, you know the sort, middle aged men with long hair and beer bellies who act like they're playing to a crowd at Wembley, they usually have shit banter with the crowd, tells us that they once toured with the Rolling Stones in the 70's, they always make the drummer the butt of their jokes and they always assume that everyone in the pub is into Deep Purple and Black Sabbath and proceed to play their hits very badly.
Give me a DJ over a live band any day. Maybe it's just the pubs I'm in but almost every band over here sounds the fuckin same.
 

AntG

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Nov 16, 2012
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Walter Mitty's, I've never served in the military but I can spot these whoppers a mile off, they always lie about being in elite regiments as well so it makes it easier to see through their lies. Nobody ever bullshits about being in the Catering Corps or Logistics do they?
 

Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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people who can't use apostrophes.

this should not annoy me, but it does.

like when you go past a café and there's a blackboard saying special's instead of specials.

:mad:mad:mad
Same too with your and you're.

It's simple English. Some people just can't grasp it.
 

hazza

wasted chemist
Sep 2, 2013
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Same too with your and you're.

It's simple English. Some people just can't grasp it.
it wasn't always this way.

our education system is slipping badly. simple arithmetic, grammar and the like is not being taught properly. if at all.

case in point, my nephew was playing the ps3 game 'just cause', and I asked him if he knew what that meant. he thought it meant just because - as in just because I can.

I said no mate, a just cause is like a movement, or a call to arms, in other words you are justified in your actions as a result of your cause.

he didn't get it. and he was 17 at the time too, finished school.
 
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Trail

R.I.P. Joe Rein
May 24, 2013
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it wasn't always this way.

our education system is slipping badly. simple arithmetic, grammar and the like is not being taught properly. if at all.

case in point, my nephew was playing the ps3 game 'just cause', and I asked him if he knew what that meant. he thought it meant just because - as in just because I can.

I said no mate, a just cause is like a movement, or a call to arms, in other words you are justified in your actions as a result of your cause.

he didn't get it. and he was 17 at the time too, finished school.
I've been a teacher in this country and abroad for 15 years. We're absolutely miles behind most countries in terms of education. I don't think I need to tell you why Hazza, but I will - Tory government and the lack of funding given to education (or anything for that matter). If you can't educate your own you might as well as go back to living in mud huts.

This country - England - is the laughing stock of the world at the moment given Brexit. Plus we don't have enough money to pay for policing, doctors, firemen, anything.

What the fuck is going on?
 
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People who won't leave the restroom when you are clearly waiting for them to, so you can drop your cargo.

Honestly, I have sat there for about 10 minutes with a delivered head waiting for some cunt to go. I ended up nipping it into a string of sausages. My arse stung for three hours!

I wish I was like my brother who doesn't give a fuck as he drops a depth charger for all to hear.
 
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Well howdy there partner, good to see another freedom loving dude on the boards.
Enough already.


I'm old, I thought perhaps that's what you kids call it these days - seem to have adopted all the other shit. I've even heard Brits saying 'Baby Mama & Baby Daddy'

uuuurgh!!
 
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